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earl broclo ESQ

Dumbest hypothetical question I have ever been asked.

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so my girlfriend and i are watching TV. i'm bored and lounging on 12oz, and she's watching "true life--working in the sex industry" on MTV. so there is this dude who says he's "straight" but does gay porn for the paycheck. so my girl asked "would you do gay porn if someone offered you $10,000?" To which I said "No, fucking way." so then she asks if she was dying and the only way i could save her was to do gay porn, would i do it? so i just started laughing. so i just said "that's just fucking stupid. a doctor isn't going to turn to me and say 'i'm sorry mr. broclo, but your girlfriend is going to die unless you fuck this male nurse and let us film it for national distribution, oh yeah, and you have to let him suck your dick as well."

 

so i told her "no" and she laughed, thank god. "you'd let me die?" she asked. so i told her she's being stupid and to shut up.

 

she's still going off about this shit. now she's asking me if i'd do it for $100,000 dollars and to save her life."

 

so i just said "no" and now she's asking me if i'd do it if it was a beautiful transvestite. so i said "no."

 

jesus christ, she won't shut up. i'm typing this as she's talking. she just asked if i'd do it if it was a glory hole, and all i can see is a puckered starfish.

 

oh man.

 

fucking broads!

 

so what would you all say to your girl if she put this question on you? i'm lucky my girlfriend has a good sense of humor and is laughing. but you know some chicks are fucking crazy and would use this shit as ammo.

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tell her youd see her you will miss her and play that pdiddy song "missing you" at her funeral.

 

i heard something about this. also on the radio they brought it up last week and they said that most the guys in the porn industry had to start off in the gay side.

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hey

what if

i hate when people ask shit like that

this guy at work asked me if i'd do a guy for a million dollars

so i says to the guy, i says

fuck no ya homo

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gay porn pays a lot more than straight porn.

 

 

 

 

i know this because ive been in the "straight porn or your boyfriend dies" situation several times as well.

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she just asked if i'd do it if it was a glory hole, and all i can see is a puckered starfish.

 

:lol:

woooooooow....

anyway to answer your question,

ive been asked this before by females

and my answer is always a big "NO"....

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well, she was quiet for a minute. then a commercial break came up and she said "well i won't be licking any pussy to save your life anytime soon."

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i just tell her to shut up and leave the room, end of conversation.

 

seriously, that shits stupid.

i'm not going to fuck another dude for any amount of money.

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Ask her if she wants to have a threesome with some hot best friend of hers.

 

If she says no, lay the guilt on her...nice and thick.

 

If she says yes, well...I don't know, thank me? Pics?

 

edit- Not that I want to see you in the nude or anything...strictly for documentation purposes.

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Shit like that you just play along with to make your girl re-up her self worth.

 

Then when you hit the sleep steez later on that night, she will most likely have a mean blowjob and dick riding awaiting you.

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everyone that says they wouldn't do it, probably would if there wasn't a thread discussing it where they feel compelled to say no.

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My wife was watching that one too the other night.

There's no way in hell that dude's not at least bi-homo.

 

If you're gonna come out to your fam that you're sucking dick for a living, you'd might as well admit that you're a homo.

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everyone that says they wouldn't do it, probably would if there wasn't a thread discussing it where they feel compelled to say no.

 

so YOU'd take a dick in the ass for $100,000

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i just tell her to shut up and leave the room, end of conversation.

 

 

noooo, it's not like that. we're both laughing over this shit. i just think it's a riot that she went as far to say "even if it was a gloryhole."

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theres a big difference between being a catcher and a pitcher im pretty sure.

 

 

i would seriously consider being a pitcher for 1,000,000

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dont be gay for pay...

 

thats gay.

 

 

 

....and if my girlfriend asked me that....id throw a chair or something at her.

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national coming out day is pretty close to my birthday.

 

im totally coming out this year to my family as a present to myself.

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well i won't be licking any pussy to save your life anytime soon.

thats like the funniest part of the convo... haha

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The girl has never asked me this but friends of mine are always throwing it around and coming up with ridiculous conditions.

 

"For a million, I'd totally fuck a dude if I didn't know it was a dude." That made a whole lot of sense.

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