earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 so my girlfriend and i are watching TV. i'm bored and lounging on 12oz, and she's watching "true life--working in the sex industry" on MTV. so there is this dude who says he's "straight" but does gay porn for the paycheck. so my girl asked "would you do gay porn if someone offered you $10,000?" To which I said "No, fucking way." so then she asks if she was dying and the only way i could save her was to do gay porn, would i do it? so i just started laughing. so i just said "that's just fucking stupid. a doctor isn't going to turn to me and say 'i'm sorry mr. broclo, but your girlfriend is going to die unless you fuck this male nurse and let us film it for national distribution, oh yeah, and you have to let him suck your dick as well." so i told her "no" and she laughed, thank god. "you'd let me die?" she asked. so i told her she's being stupid and to shut up. she's still going off about this shit. now she's asking me if i'd do it for $100,000 dollars and to save her life." so i just said "no" and now she's asking me if i'd do it if it was a beautiful transvestite. so i said "no." jesus christ, she won't shut up. i'm typing this as she's talking. she just asked if i'd do it if it was a glory hole, and all i can see is a puckered starfish. oh man. fucking broads! so what would you all say to your girl if she put this question on you? i'm lucky my girlfriend has a good sense of humor and is laughing. but you know some chicks are fucking crazy and would use this shit as ammo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 ive been in the gay porn or your girlfriend dies situation like 12 times. i only did it the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 tell her youd see her you will miss her and play that pdiddy song "missing you" at her funeral. i heard something about this. also on the radio they brought it up last week and they said that most the guys in the porn industry had to start off in the gay side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 hey what if i hate when people ask shit like that this guy at work asked me if i'd do a guy for a million dollars so i says to the guy, i says fuck no ya homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 gay porn pays a lot more than straight porn. i know this because ive been in the "straight porn or your boyfriend dies" situation several times as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Thats what women do. Always with those retarded ass questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 she just asked if i'd do it if it was a glory hole, and all i can see is a puckered starfish. :lol: woooooooow.... anyway to answer your question, ive been asked this before by females and my answer is always a big "NO".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 well, she was quiet for a minute. then a commercial break came up and she said "well i won't be licking any pussy to save your life anytime soon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i'd totally gay out for 1 million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i just tell her to shut up and leave the room, end of conversation. seriously, that shits stupid. i'm not going to fuck another dude for any amount of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i saw that episode. that guy was definitely gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Ask her if she wants to have a threesome with some hot best friend of hers. If she says no, lay the guilt on her...nice and thick. If she says yes, well...I don't know, thank me? Pics? edit- Not that I want to see you in the nude or anything...strictly for documentation purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Shit like that you just play along with to make your girl re-up her self worth. Then when you hit the sleep steez later on that night, she will most likely have a mean blowjob and dick riding awaiting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 everyone that says they wouldn't do it, probably would if there wasn't a thread discussing it where they feel compelled to say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 My wife was watching that one too the other night. There's no way in hell that dude's not at least bi-homo. If you're gonna come out to your fam that you're sucking dick for a living, you'd might as well admit that you're a homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 everyone that says they wouldn't do it, probably would if there wasn't a thread discussing it where they feel compelled to say no. so YOU'd take a dick in the ass for $100,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 i just tell her to shut up and leave the room, end of conversation. noooo, it's not like that. we're both laughing over this shit. i just think it's a riot that she went as far to say "even if it was a gloryhole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 theres a big difference between being a catcher and a pitcher im pretty sure. i would seriously consider being a pitcher for 1,000,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i would. shit, a good homie of mine let another guy suck his dick for under $100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 dont be gay for pay... thats gay. ....and if my girlfriend asked me that....id throw a chair or something at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 theres a big difference between being a catcher and a pitcher im pretty sure. i would seriously consider being a pitcher for 1,000,000 [ATTACH]82702.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 national coming out day is pretty close to my birthday. im totally coming out this year to my family as a present to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 well i won't be licking any pussy to save your life anytime soon. thats like the funniest part of the convo... haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i would. shit, a good homie of mine let another guy suck his dick for under $100. You're buddy's a homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 The girl has never asked me this but friends of mine are always throwing it around and coming up with ridiculous conditions. "For a million, I'd totally fuck a dude if I didn't know it was a dude." That made a whole lot of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 tell her youd see her you will miss her and play that pdiddy song "missing you" at her funeral. thats fucking hilarious, i wish i had props to give Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 i would seriously consider being a pitcher for 1,000,000 this shit would never happen, but hypothetically speaking, i'm with you on the contemplation. a million bucks is enough money to allow me to do whatever i want in life. i could have kids, and spoil them. and everytime they asked for money, i'd say "you know what i did for this money, do you! yeah, your dad had to fuck a guy in the ass to make your life so easy. so when you don't want to do your homework to get ahead, think of what i had to do. now get in your room and do your fucking algerbra homework, i have to go drink away the memory in my 200 gallon hot tub!" for a one time million dollar pitching fee? i don't know, i'd seriously contemplate that. i'd just close my eyes, and sing "benny and the jets" really loud while i'm doing it. but i wouldn't sing the elton john version, because that's mighty gay. i'd sing the biz markie version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 You're buddy's a homo. i really don't think so, dude was living on the streets and needed some cash, opportunity knocked, and he went for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I just don't see why you don't do the gay porn to save your girl man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 you just made my girlfriend's day. she thanks you. if she was a member, she'd give you props. but sorry man, i'm not going to do that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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