suca Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i rely on the bus in seattle. i dont have a car. its a good PT system, gets me everywhere in reasonable time, but damn i meet some real gems on the bus... share your transit stories. yesterday: dude is talking to me at the busstop, justmaking small talk. hes old but whatev. he asks me if im from around here, and i tell him ive lived here almost all my life. he says hes been here about 2 years now and he hates it. says: "where im from, people have ethics, tradition, fuckin tradition. around here, people tell you what to think, shove shit down your thoat everywhere you go. people telling you what to thihnk, whast to do. its all this fucked up shit. this place is crawling with homos and men raping boys, women raping girls. im an orthadox christian, and around here theres so many damn religions i cant keep em straight but ll i know is none of them have any tradition or respect. theres no ethics, no morals, just a bunch of homos and queers." so i ask, where are you from? expecting him to be from the south, somewhere religious and closeminded. where was he from though? vegas. think about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so wtf y'all movin on up Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 throw the transportation down the well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 the thing i have learned in Public Transpo. is... #1 DO NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH PEOPLE. #2 ALWAYS WEAR HEAPHONES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 saw a dood get stabbed at a bus stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 later that day, differant bus, theres three girls sitting in the very back so i sit a few rows ahead of them. i can kinda hear what theyre saying but im trying to just look out the window. i get the iddea theyre talking about guys and boyfriends, they are going on about some relationship problems. them i overhear this conversation: "i wouldnt have a problem with it if it didnt taste so bad" "tell m to clean theyre shit up" "i know, the first time i went down on a girl, i could smell that shit by the time i was at her stomach and when i got up in her vagina, i opened my eyes and shit that shit looks nasty!" "i was with this girl once who loaded on the perfume down there, like juiced up her pussy with it cuz she wanted me to eat her out more, but that wasnt any better. tasted like i was eating lotion" "what happened to just good hygene or just putting a little scented spray on your thighs, not jamming the bottle up in your vagine" "some girl actually wanted me to do that to her once, and then up her ass. she was on some kinky shit." "all i know is vagina tastes nasty but suckiing cock isnt much better." "you guys are so lucky, ive never done kinky shit like that. i really want to though" um. what. i look back and theres the three girls, about 17 or so, just going on hella loud aboutt eating vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 saw a dood get stabbed at a bus stop. i saw a lady using her 4 year old daughter as a cover/for hiding while she did lines of coke right next to me, and all the while her little girl was just being nice the mom was like "shut up, just stand there and look for cops for mommy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 the bus takes me over the bridge drunk as shit - at 4am.... for 1-3 bucks, depending on the driver it's usually a nice mix of interesting people last time i had a gay black man talking to me, not flaming gay --but homosexual really cool dude, but he kept hinting that he wanted to get off at the same stop as me (/nohomo) i was drunk and laughed it off then i went home and had sex with a female in an attempt to wash the gay off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 #2 ALWAYS WEAR HEAPHONES. !. I've got stories for dayssss. It's a crazy world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i reley on the transport system for teh dance 'n graff. but yea i got alot of storys too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 so i ask, where are you from? expecting him to be from the south, somewhere religious and closeminded. where was he from though? vegas. think about that. I would have busted a gut laughing as soon as he said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI55ie5Eo7E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 later that day, differant bus, theres three girls sitting in the very back so i sit a few rows ahead of them. i can kinda hear what theyre saying but im trying to just look out the window. i get the iddea theyre talking about guys and boyfriends, they are going on about some relationship problems. them i overhear this conversation: "i wouldnt have a problem with it if it didnt taste so bad" "tell m to clean theyre shit up" "i know, the first time i went down on a girl, i could smell that shit by the time i was at her stomach and when i got up in her vagina, i opened my eyes and shit that shit looks nasty!" "i was with this girl once who loaded on the perfume down there, like juiced up her pussy with it cuz she wanted me to eat her out more, but that wasnt any better. tasted like i was eating lotion" "what happened to just good hygene or just putting a little scented spray on your thighs, not jamming the bottle up in your vagine" "some girl actually wanted me to do that to her once, and then up her ass. she was on some kinky shit." "all i know is vagina tastes nasty but suckiing cock isnt much better." "you guys are so lucky, ive never done kinky shit like that. i really want to though" um. what. i look back and theres the three girls, about 17 or so, just going on hella loud aboutt eating vagina. That woulda been fucking hilarious if this same scenario occured but instead of it being edoggg that turned around to see who was talking it was one of these bitches grandparents. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i used to ride the bus all the time. good times, good stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 taking the bus makes me hate people. i can wake up in the morning after the best sleep of my life on a beautiful sunny day and by the time i'm on my way to wherever i'm going that morning my blood pressure is through the roof and i want to stab a fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decoded Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 ya headphones and staring out the window works. unless some nice ass is on the transit. then it's eye flirt n if she bout it bout it. sit next and collects. THE NUMBERS FOR DIPPINS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Wow, good stories E, i used to ride the bus a lot! then i got a car and shit was all better.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 headphones and staring out the window rock. well in hawaii anyways, i dont know about the mainland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Public Transport Master......... As previously stated, headphones are a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 ya headphones and staring out the window works. unless some nice ass is on the transit. then it's eye flirt n if she bout it bout it. sit next and collects. THE NUMBERS FOR DIPPINS Met my wife on the bus. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Some guy finished a doobie on the bus once, the whole bus smelled like weed. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 The buses here usually aren't so bad. I once had a dude threaten to stab me because I was standing next to where he was sitting on a full bus and he thought I was too close. Sure. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i puked on the train once and the lady sitting next to me looks at me all crazy and walks away. bitch didnt even care to help me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 you shoulda told him to drink a big glass of stfu and go back to vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 you can see funny things riding the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 HAHAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 you taggin up the metro edoggg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I like to observe people, but most of the time they're not interesting. It depends on what time of day I ride on the bus. I know certain routes at night are usually poppin' off, but it's just rowdy kids. I pay them no mind. But sometimes you have the occasional bum who passes out in the back rows and pisses himself so much that it runs down the aisle. And that was at two in the afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 the thing i have learned in Public Transpo. is... #1 DO NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH PEOPLE. #2 ALWAYS WEAR HEAPHONES.[/color] co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 i puked on the train once and the lady sitting next to me looks at me all crazy and walks away. bitch didnt even care to help me out. Help you out??? What the fuck you some bum ass nigga puking on the bus right next to her. I'm sure she was just trying to get out the way of your hepatitis puke-splatter. What the fuck was she supposed to do? hold your hair back for you??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Yeah. Maybe you should help yourself by not being such a pussy and puking like a pussy in places where you'd get called a pussy for puking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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