womphead Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 crrrrikey!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i like ranch dressing with my expensive sandwiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 In my observations, white people love: I'm white, as well. And I like black girls. Somalian ones, too. CO SIGNED MY DUDE :) :) :) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 I'm one Smoked Gouda eating , Caucasian motherfucker . I have yet to meet a Black person that knows their cheese . :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i love the racism in 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i fucking love toast and bread in general and you got me on those spensive sammiches i also play golf woo for stereotypes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 frisby golf. i finally got convinced to play and i wish i could have my last hour and a half back. damn you, whitey! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellaJewish Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i like pumpkin pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 i love the racism in 12oz I love how we call each other Spade , Shine , Honkey & Cracker over the radio at work . :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 For all intents and purposes I am full white, But then I eat my turksih food and people are all "what the hell is that food..." then I am quickly reminded I am not full wihite. And gettin kicked off a plane... that was fun. ahhh, niggas don't know about turkish food....when I was in Mecca (saudia Arabia) I ate at this Turkish spot like every day. All the Black Americans were eating at Al Baik the best fried chicken joint in the eastern hemisphere. they actually injected hot sauce into the fried chicken so when you bit into it, hot sauce just oozed out....slammin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I don't fit into any "white" categories. People always think I'm from another country (not USA) and I like that they can't fit me into a little stereotypical box in their mind cause it's not overwhelmingly apparent where I'm from, so I use that to my advantage. I tend to get along with Black people better for the most part. Or any race really but since we're talking black and white here... why do black people who act white always make it a point to tell me they hate hip hop? White peoples culture in america is corny, I don't subscribe to it. Im in the same boat with you on everything you wrote here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 But the caucasian in me comes out when I endulge in some apple slices with cheddar cheese and drink some boxed wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 what about race jokes? white people like race jokes. maybe its just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 That's the problem with Society this day in age . We collectively can joke and be assholes to each other at work , but the minute we all leave work it's a different story for some . And no one is the least bit serious about anything said . I think we do it for shock value to the other airport employees if anything . I saw a bunch of new hires from Delta one day . Had my friend & co-worker Dwight ( He's Blurple Black ) walk in front of us all and drop his radio . Then I yelled out , " Hey you dumb nigger pick up your radio " . The looks on the Delta employee's faces was priceless . Then Dwight came up to me , did a little fake tap dance and handed me the radio with a , " Yes Masser " . We both laughed in the Delta people's faces as we walked away leaving them confused if anything . I play Gene Wilder to a T , and Dwight is my Richard Pryor . :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey cheese Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 ^^YO FUCK YOU I HATE ME SOME MAYO. THAT SHIT MAKES ME WANNA FIGHT WHEN SOME DUMB FUCK SLATHERS THAT SHIT ON MY HOAGIE LIKE IT TASTES GOOD. ESPECIALLY AFTER I SAY "NO MAYO" LOUD AS FUCK IN THE DUDES DUMB FACE AT WAWA AND HE STILL PUTS THAT SHIT ON THERE ASSUMING I JUST DIDNT MEAN IT. I HATE MAYO. ELECT ME PRESIDENT AND MAYO IS OUTLAWED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 i'm so glad that many, if not all of these things do not apply to my white ass. but i have to admit, whole foods is pretty cool as are japanese women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymim Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/mightymim1/g.jpg[/img]"] every white person i know like this game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymim Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 [/img] white people love this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escoone! Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 beyonce's ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escoone! Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 i also want to note the popular "bud light" responce in conjunction with garth brooks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 [/img] white people love this place FUCK OUTTA HERE. I see way more brown people up in ANY fast food joint that i see white people and yes that includes ARBY'S. Black people love fast food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymim Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 FUCK OUTTA HERE. I see way more brown people up in ANY fast food joint that i see white people and yes that includes ARBY'S. Black people love fast food. not around my way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWITCHAHOUSE Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 white people like lockin their doors when they see a mexican or a black person.. white people like staring at a mexican cutting grass and saying ha fuckin mexican... white people like invading other countries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 white people like yelling out DONT TASE ME BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 - citing their less than 2% "ethnicity" when in diverse company. - claiming "that's ghetto" on anything that isn't bread from a cookie cutter lifestyle. - touting atheist beliefs while a wooden cross dangles from the rearview "just in case". - always askin "hey bro, u got five on it" after they hit your shit for free. - bill hicks. - forgetting egypt is in AFRICA. - co-signing obama to absolve all the racist shit that's ever been said or done on their behalf. - co-signing obama in an effort to "get the niggers to stop complaining". - not knowing about the armenian genocide and bangin system at the same time. ..........more at 11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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