bionic commando.. Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 White people also really like Dave Chappelle. Mainly because we can now say "nigger" constantly, and if anyone gives us any shit, we can say we were just quoting a sketch from Chappelle's Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic commando.. Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 HELLOOOO... Didn't see this mentioned, well in a pic anyways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Big, Brown, Booty. Atleast for this white boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Tidy haircuts. Quiet neighbors. Workers that don't ask questions. Jokes about balding and wives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I can't get enough of this show... Its as white as white gets. I've seen every episode and have never seen one black person which goes to show white people love collecting old antique stuff for shit tons of money...myself included. Damnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 We love, and I mean LOVE ethnic foods, despite the fact most of it turns our bowels to water, nearly instantaniously. Makes the drive home from the resturant more of a death race than anything else. We also love talking to other white people about it. IE: "Have you been to the new ________ restaurant over on ________ yet? No? Oh you have got to try it, it's so ______ and _______. It's very authentic." Like most of us would know authentic if it bit us on the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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smashed tangerine Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Asian women. Dr Pepper. Real Hihp hahp! Ear plugs. Deathgrindcoresubgenre metal, the kind that's made by a band name with a name like 'Macabre Sacrifices' written in jagged letters which look like they've been covered with seaweed. Plimsolls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 PANCAKE BUTT!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blackhills Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 "gourmet" bagel shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Everybody likes target, white people like crate and barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 White people like Cracker Barrell too. And Luby's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 See, now what kind of white people are we talking about? . . . . . . cause there's white people who like this: . . . then there's white people who like this: . . . and these white people have nothing in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I dunno, those shoes look like they would have cross over appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Scientist Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I dunno, those shoes look like they would have cross over appeal. No way, the white guy on the bottom would never be caught dead in those white guy shoes on the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Im white, dont shoot, dont own shoes like that, dont play tennis or chew tobacco. Sushi is pretty dope tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 I have a birthmark. It was the black me coming out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 rich white people love small servings and "presentation" in restaurants (from experience) especially white women. old, fat white women who belong to book clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Boat shoes are the new black on black vans /report from the west coast oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 yes i concur same in these parts /report from tex coast oner over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corporaljigsorequandry Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 family photos as christmas cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khartoum Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Quiet neighbors. Workers that don't ask questions. Two things that I love. Also, the original website helped me understand why whites like vests...because their chest gets cold easier than their arms. Never understood that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CILONE/SK Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Oversized, undeserved ego's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Tapas Extreme home makeover Boggle Nora Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I'm white & I love Pee Wee + Cowboy Curtis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 ^do you love them or do you lllooooovvvveeeeee them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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