Brickos Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 ^^^ So you're dating your sister...? Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Yeah Im from the south. Its cool to do that down here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 so...you cant get abortions in vegas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 if it were my kid, it would have been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 SM, tried to prop ya for the puppues but im 24d. but 14 and pregnant? damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I mean it could be worse, the father could have been a black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 But he looks Mexican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 SM your niece is really brave. Best of luck to you and your fam bam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Play this song when the kid is being born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 ^ill keep that in mind. great name option for kid too. dad to be has a good heart inside, they were just both brought up in fucked up situations. 10 more days left, with false alarm to the hospital last night. I appreciate the kind words. funny how strangers can be nicer then those we know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 damn, that situation sucks. and it sucks how people like to judge kids when they get themselves in adult situations but we like to forget they are still kids that need love and guidance.... help her stay tough! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 It takes a village... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 hope all goes well SMdoubleXL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 ^ill keep that in mind. great name option for kid too. dad to be has a good heart inside, they were just both brought up in fucked up situations. 10 more days left, with false alarm to the hospital last night. I appreciate the kind words. funny how strangers can be nicer then those we know. That's because we don't know you very well :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 made blueberry pancakes for the first time in 5 years. they usually come out so dry and hard but these were yummy. took cucumber sammiches to work for me and my coworker. please drop some crumbs! went to use the restroom at work and someone had glued a penny to the floor. yay, finally!!! coworker running from the camera do people really pay hundreds of dollars for shit like this? bought these for dude's bday. and some of this for him got home to let the dogs out. when i opened the door, this is what i saw. i thought the tree came to life and was trying to attack us. it was so fucking windy today, the tree came out of the ground... and fell on my house!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Fuck that tree.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 can you come over and chop it down please? thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I want his shoes. Nice pics and yes fuck that tree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 that tree gonna get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24Carrot Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Fucking trees. What i gotta do to get a present like that Suki!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Suki I can tell your dogs apart now by which one sticks out their tongue. Came home from Martinez and my sister was at the house. My Ma kicked her out. I've kinda become numb to the whole siblings loosing their housing. I still ask them what happened though. Kinda had to force my sister to tell me her problems. She gave in. Then smoked all my cigarettes and hogged up my bed. Met up with dude to go to churchins. Him and his roommate were watching the Fyodor fight. Got coffee. Pick up my sister at her friends house Take them to coffee Wake up and have a cigarette with my auntie. Dog we’re babysitting ran out of the yard. So he got in trouble. Had lunch with my auntie and uncle: D: So what are you going to do if you get laid off. B: Oh I dont know. I'am gonna go back to school next semester. D: YOU? B: Yeah. D: (scoffs) What are you going to study? B: I was thinking english. Ya know to be a teacher. D: PSH. You can’t even speak english how are you going to teach it? B: I can speak english. D: If you clean something a day ago what did you do? B: um...I dont get the question. D: (scoffs) Linda what is it? C: Oh you clant it. D:See. And those big trucks what are those called. C: Sea-mys. D: It's semi. B: I always thought it was Sea-mys too. D: See. None of you speak English right. C: My boss gets really mad at me for not speaking right. I guess it's his pet peeve. I says to him 'Walt. I been with my husband 22 years now. He been buggin me for all them damn years about the way I talk and I aint changed a bit. I known you for a year so you got some time to catch up on bitching for nothing to change', Pick up my sister from her weird continuation school: C: So how long you got before you graduate? A: Oh I dont know. I gotta get like three credits a week...but if I can do seven a week I'll graduate this year. C: I think you can do it. A: No way man thats way too much work. I just want to make three credits a week and graduate then. C: Hm. I didnt even know I graduated. B: Why? C: Oh they told me I wasnt gunna graduate two days before. So I just stayed at the bars. On my graduation I was playing pool-had a good game going to- and tia came through the door, I didnt know what the hell was going on, all my friends had scattered, and tia grabbed me by the hair and threw me in her car 'What the hell are you doing' she says 'I been looking for your sorry ass all day' and SMACK I says to her I am not graduating leave me alone I am not going you cant make me blah blah. She made me. I was high off my ass and drunk. B: How'd that go. C: Oh I fell a coupla times. But. I graduated. Surprised the hell outta me. Took my aunt to UPS Went to the thrift store. Want one that fits good. Bought this Headed to grocery store with my sister so we can get stuff to make cookies. I bought it. I am a sucker for those stories. A: Give me that hoagie. B: You cant just wait till we get to the house? A: NOOO. I gotta eat it now. I haven’t eaten all day. B: Liar. A: This hoagie is delicious. Try some. B: No thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I wanted to make them from scratch. My sister told me that was too much work so we settled for the premade dough. : [ Ended up going to dudes house to make them. A: You sure you don’t want some of this hoagie. B: Yes. A: Here. Just try it ok. B: Fine. (takes a lil bite) A: See its not that bad. B: Yeah its alright. My sister likes to narrate her life through singing. A: (sing song) I am making cookies. YYYYYEAH. Making cookies. A: Roll em up. Make a ball. Yeah I am having a Ball making cookies. A: Roll roll roll then smmmmmmmaaaa-SIKE-you place it down nicely Headed out back to smoke ciggys, read Winnie the pooh, and drink oj. A: I think I am going back home B: Ok. You sure. A: Yeah I need to face the music. B: (whew) A: Can I take this book. B: um yeah sure. No more bed hog. Took my sister to her house and bought shampoo And this. Unfortunately I am not perfect. I need help in the looks department. This product from Burts is really a gift from god. Works almost instantly and doesn’t Dry out your skin. Watched t.v with my cousin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 bueno photas senora fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Thank you. : ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 hey! your sister narrates through song as well? i do that shit all day long! but i have kids so people largely ignore me. i mostly take songs and change the words. my kids are gonna freak one day when they hear roxanne on the radio! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 ^^^ I also narrate things through song. It makes most things less confusing/difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Sydney for the day Early flight in, Sydney airport was eerily quiet Caught the train to Breakfast Rode this badboy Walked around for a bit Arrived here Saw these douches Met up with Schnitzel, drank beers. Body Bag Drove over the bridge Had a meeting, then went back to the airport. fin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 seen a zeppelin today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violent Gangbanger Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I have the same sweater as your boyfriend banana, that's phat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 That's because we don't know you very well :lol: It's funny how that works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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