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what if you were the only person on earth for one week


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go to the jack daniels distillery and steal barrels of whiskey only to swim naked in it later on, in some rich persons pool...

 

i'd prolly then after drinking lots of jack go to the places of the people i hate and shit on their TVs

 

amongst other things previously mentioned by you fine people

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i would chop stuff up with a sword like all the produce in a grocery store.

i would definetly break glass on the sides of buildings.

find ways to get into locked places in important buildings, like all those doors you look at that you really just want to open but you would get mauled by security guards.

i would take pictures of everything for my own enjoyment.

take a bunch of clothes.

get awesome presents for my family and friends that i otherwise couldnt afford.

 

drive a big ship into a port at full speed and escape with a handglider.

chop through a cable of a suspension bridge.

definetly rescue animals from the zoo.

change some important documents im a bank or in city hall.

 

i dunno i would be pretty lonley by the end of the week so i would be hyped for eveyone to come back and show my firends al the cool shit i got for them.

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go to the jack daniels distillery and steal barrels of whiskey only to swim naked in it later on, in some rich persons pool...

 

i'd prolly then after drinking lots of jack go to the places of the people i hate and shit on their TVs

 

amongst other things previously mentioned by you fine people

 

yea id like to see you swim in alcohol, so i can die of laughter watching you burn your eyeballs up. dumbass, if i splashed you in the face with fucking listerine you would probably cry like a baby, let alone whiskey.

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I poop rainbows that smell like cupcakes and sunshine.

 

 

and semen, you forgot semen.

 

id probably kill myself in that week of being the only person on earth.

that way when things go back to normal, everyone would think i just disappeared.

/livingsucks

 

oh yeah, i thought of another thing id do before killing myself.

run around blasting 'number of the beast' and smearing shit on all the stuff at baby gap, babies r us, and the childrens place.

 

id probably sacrifice a penguin to satan, and a horse to god.

cut the horse dick off and glue it to a ford bronco.

 

get really drunk, fuck my hand a couple times.

 

reflect.

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Graff spree for sure

Get the keys of expensive fast cars at dealerships that sell expensive fast cars and drive the wheels off of them, and make them go sideways all over the place.

Get the cash out of all the registers at all the stores I come across.

Bukkake the faces of statues at rich peoples houses.

 

 

 

Contemplate this: What if everyone could go back in time, to any time, for one hour, all at the same time. What would the world be like when we got back?

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Find a bunch of cash and take it. Spend the entire week focusing on that until I'm set for life or can at least invest the fuck out of it. Overall goal, never have to work again when the week is over.

 

If I have some spare time, go steal some weapons and shit in case shit goes down.

 

Tons of steaks and seafood (sorry bloodfart)

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