After School Special Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Funny Shit: NOT ME! I'm in tears laughing over here :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I got walked in on fucking my girlfriend when I was 16 she was 15. My rents called up her rents. Was sux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 That shit story is great. As for embarrassing stories, I have really stopped getting embarrassed at anything anymore. Being in the Army and living with guys alot, you just stopped being embarrassed about stuff./NO HOMO BTW, i am sure i have something i am embarrassed about, but nothing comes to mind right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i get drunk every night. i wake up every morning feeling embarassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 why the fuck do you feel like that? unless you make a complete fool of yourself? or you did some homo shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I am guessing he did noob homo shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I did call and leave a message on my brothers voicemail the other night when i was drunk saying 'you are just mad that I laughed at you when you told grandma you came out of the closet" and then proceeded to spread that rumor throughout my family and friends. he is refusing to talk to me and I think that is funny as hell. I am not embarrassed about it, but it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 k so i feel like we're all friends so i don't have a problem sharing.........hey by the way i think its really neat that everyone can share such intimate things here with eachother.... ok, so..... i don't know why, but for like a year now i've been getting boners like.....ALL THE TIME...and for like no reason. so when im at school its tottaly annoying. anyways...... its a pain in the neck. its tottalty normal(i mean its happened on occasion) that somtimes when im with my family we'll be out doing somthing together and like lets say its time to get out of the car....ill finnaly get out and they will see i have a boner. its happened so many times now that they just say somthing like ''uh oh, its ok hunny we can wait in the car a little longer''. or like one time at the mall me and my mom were sitting down at the food court eating and i had a boner through the whole meal, and when we finished i could exactly say anything like hey, can we sit longer, so when we got up she saw my boner and she just said ''oh.....ok, um just sit back down hunny its ok''. the worst time was durring christmas last year infront of my whole family, but i dont wanna get into that one. ITS JUST SOOOO EMBERESSING AND I DONT KNOW WHY IT ALWAYS HAPPENDS?!?! anyone else have this problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 that is funny more so because i do not know if you are really 13 or just fucking with us about your age. Go beat off every time you get hard/no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 FUCKING TO CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! welcome back buddyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 also this is kinda emberessing to say, but like the last couple weeks ive been listening to leslie hall a lot, and i know shes kinda joking, but i like a lot of her beats and stuff. so anyways last week i was in the shower and i was singing sokme of her lnes. i guess i was singing real loud but i didnt realize. so later when i got dressed and went dowstairs for breakfast my dad asked me what i was singing...... i showed him her music video on youtube and he gave me the most emberessed to be my father, discusted look ever. not that he ment his emotions in his expressions to come out to me, but i could just tell what he was thinking. but he didnt say anything for the rest of the morning. this issong i was singing and the video i showed my dad..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 my brother's gf lives with us. last week she walked in on my taking a shit i forgot to lock the door hahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Toe Cutter, that was a hell of a video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 thanks prcelain! yea its pretty cool i guess, i dunno.... i just like the beats an stuff..... heres another i like.... kinda funny tho... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypn436DFTUQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 toe cutter. i dont think your father will feel embarassed of you if you bump this in the shower turn your speakers up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Cutter Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 haha thats pretty funny....they listen to that guy all the time.....i think its boring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 everytime i get rick roll'd i sit there and watch the whole video and joke around doing his dance moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 also this is kinda emberessing to say, but like the last couple weeks ive been listening to leslie hall a lot, and i know shes kinda joking, but i like a lot of her beats and stuff. so anyways last week i was in the shower and i was singing sokme of her lnes. i guess i was singing real loud but i didnt realize. so later when i got dressed and went dowstairs for breakfast my dad asked me what i was singing...... i showed him her music video on youtube and he gave me the most emberessed to be my father, discusted look ever. not that he ment his emotions in his expressions to come out to me, but i could just tell what he was thinking. but he didnt say anything for the rest of the morning. this issong i was singing and the video i showed my dad..... i love that. it's so awesome!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 this is actually a self portrait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i'm in class right now writing poetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 aww that's so sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i know isn't it? i'm also wearing a tie today. and a nice white button up. and dress pants. and a suit jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I was at some college debate and then i got kinda rowdy and the police try to kick me out and i resisted so they dropped me then one dude was gonna tase me and i yelled at him " DONT TASE ME BRO DON'T TASE ME!" then i was tased and no i am the famouse "DONT TASE ME BRO" guy on the internet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FFnpS-eYA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i went to puerto rico for the first time last year and went to a family christmas party and got fucked up with the side of my fam i barley never see and tried hooking up with one of my cousins.... :( i didnt know untill AFTER we left the house.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i know isn't it? i'm also wearing a tie today. and a nice white button up. and dress pants. and a suit jacket. very nice..i'm wearing a hoodie, jeans and chucks with my hair in a ponytail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 dance class, 1987. Nuff Said? Also, nohomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 depends on what kind of dancing it was....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 damn tails hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I pick my boogers and flick them into the heater vent. what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I have over 30 Jan Hammer songs and various other artists from the Miami Vice Soundtrack in my car's iPod. .....whaddayagunnado..... I love that shit. Also.... Miami Vice seasons 1-4 (no enthusiast should buy #5), Miami Vice (new movie) & Cocaine Cowboys on DVD. (ugh.. and a MV t-shirt too) /no yeyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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