Hayabusa Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 ive spat on myself countless times Caligula dont feel bad about fat chicks some dudes give me a super hard time about some of the girls ive found attractive ummm lesseeee i am extremely forgetful soemtimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Cali you need to start a thick woman thread.. Get on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 haha...thanks MAR...i try not to feel bad...but my homies give me a hard time over it when we go out to the bar. /no emo One of my boys is shameless. If we're at a bar he looks for any chick that looks like she wants the D regardless of looks. He's gone home with chicks that are downright busted. We tease him for it but he doesnt care. I dont know whether to give him props or a kick in the nuts but he makes a hell of a wingman. Oh and he're the best part. He's actually pretty good looking. /no homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i do graffiti in high traffic areas, me and claw hahahaha was i the only one who thought this was pretty funny? i guess i share a stale humor with chubbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 "The Goonies" is my all time favorite movie.. Not sure if that is embarrassing or awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Red wings ooooooops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 And I drink out of these cups: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I was out at a bar this one time, and I met this banging chick that I got along w/ real well. I went back to her place because she had a hot tub, and we were going to drink some more. We started making out, I took off her top and bottom, then got up and took off my trunks. She looked down and said, "Who do you think you're going to please w/ that thing?" I smiled and replied, "Me!" badump bump. When I was in junior high, I jerked off onto a piece of gum, let it dry, wrapped it up, and gave it to some venezualan chick w/ huge tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 IOU can you mail me that cup, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 True Story Vanity? And im gonna use that line someday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Haha.. A friend of mine got me a pack of 8. Every thing she buys me is always Grouch related.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 When I was in junior high, I jerked off onto a piece of gum, let it dry, wrapped it up, and gave it to some venezualan chick w/ huge tits. thats easily the best thing i've heard all night, thats pure genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i enjoy showering and bumping loud music while rapping the lyrics in the mirror and thinking about how hyphy i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i pissed on myself while peeing outside at Poker night a few weeks ago but no one saw the huge piss mark on my shorts. And i wasn't even drunk i don't know how that shit happened. Maybe you have chlamydia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Naw i just fucked up and peed on myself a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 my left foot used to be pigeon toed. but it fixed itself i guess. damn that sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Why, did you run in circles?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i dont know. it just stop turning inward. now i walk perfectly fine. it stopped when i was about 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Like Kiser Soze?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 True Story Vanity? And im gonna use that line someday. the 2nd part is. her name was indira. i used to buy gum in bulk and peddle it at school, and she'd always nag me for e piece. she got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 if that happened to him. then yeah like kiser soze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I sharted myself on the golf course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Fuck Porc. You never saw Usual Suspects?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 never heard of it. sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I sharted myself on the golf course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 ICB made me lol thats a funny pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I bet that is ICB.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 When i was in high school one of my friends from my baseball team was gonna fart on another team member and he pulled his pants down and put his ass on the dude and farted but he sharted all over the other dudes shirt. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 that is me before my recent hair cut. shhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I had sex with a ginger chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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