Q666 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 ^ Metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 i got sick at church once and puked all over the row of people in front of me. You're going to hell buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuf chatel Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 whenever i'm on the mac that's downstairs (kinda like, right now) i always open photo booth and check myself out... someone video chat with me right now, that shit is always awkward and funny I will totally drunk skype you right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 i have fucked fat bitches. hundreds of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 big deal..... I poop in the shower sometimes. it's mad disgusting. I always ask myself why I did that after I did because I have to wash it all down and it stinks, but then I'll do it again. I enjoy pooping, not so much for the poop, but just to get rid of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I poop in the shower sometimes. I always ask myself why I did that after I did because I have to wash it all down and it stinks, but then I'll do it again. I enjoy pooping wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 big deal..... I poop in the shower sometimes. it's mad disgusting. I always ask myself why I did that after I did because I have to wash it all down and it stinks, but then I'll do it again. I enjoy pooping, not so much for the poop, but just to get rid of it. awwwww dude fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 yeah, nasty, huh...when I was overseas, they had these shower/toilet combos that were showers with holes in the floor and you just went in with your flop flops on, squatted, took a dump and then turned on the shower... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 i have fucked fat bitches. hundreds of times. co-signed....not on the "hundreds" part....but the fat bitches part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 yeah, nasty, huh...when I was overseas, they had these shower/toilet combos that were showers with holes in the floor and you just went in with your flop flops on, squatted, took a dump and then turned on the shower... youre some sort of chink right? like if that what you know son then cool......BUUUUUT I'm not cool with smelling my dirty taco plater while i'm getting fresh. and yes i've ran through some big gals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 wow this thread makes me feel better about myself...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I haven't fucked since i moved from San Diego 2 months ago, im totally slaying a fat chick this weekend just to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I just msg'd a thicker than thick girl saying " Wanna FUck?" its gonna get me laid. But im not looking for a girl friend right now no money, and i really dont wanna put in work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I'm secretly emo. Just not the music, lifestyle, look, or faggotness side of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I was at the beach wit ha certain prominent 12OZ member yesterday and he was tricked into rubbing sexual lubricant all over his body and face by another one of my mates because he thought it was sunscreen, it was fucking hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Which OZER was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 yeah...haha...you cant just say that and leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisone Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 big deal..... I poop in the shower sometimes. it's mad disgusting. I always ask myself why I did that after I did because I have to wash it all down and it stinks, but then I'll do it again. I enjoy pooping, not so much for the poop, but just to get rid of it. wow, this just reminded me of when i had the flu a few years back. I was sick and weak as fuck and also get the shits. so i go to take my first shower in days because i could actually stand. anyways, i was in the shower and i shit myself. instead of wanting to step in it, i stand up on the sides of the shower to avoid this. In the end, my foot slipped and i did a back smacker into my own shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 if you shit in the shower and think its normal you have issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 i like to make bad threads in channel zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 My peckers only 3 inches.. FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 you are probobly jewish spitfire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 i post too many pictures of myself on this website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 if you shit in the shower and think its normal you have issues. Co-signed. ...its not really the pooping that gets to me though...its the getting rid of it. You'd have to stomp it down the drain....ughhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 i even woke up the next morning and hit that hairy shit one more time sober! WTF. . :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 i dont know why but i get really uncomfortable when people who are brand new to the oz reply to my posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 oops wrong thread Listen, dickwad. There's a delete option for a fucking reason. Post count whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xx Me And The Moon xX Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 i made a 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 wow, this just reminded me of when i had the flu a few years back. I was sick and weak as fuck and also get the shits. so i go to take my first shower in days because i could actually stand. anyways, i was in the shower and i shit myself. instead of wanting to step in it, i stand up on the sides of the shower to avoid this. In the end, my foot slipped and i did a back smacker into my own shit... I fell out of my chair when I read this shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I cut myself with a butter knife. To the bone. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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