tell me something embarrasing about yourself

[CALIgula]

im ocd about making sure every car door is locked....especially since ive had my car broken into twice already....ill check all 4 doors like twice..

 

im also ocd on making sure i filled out every bubble comletely on a scantron test...

no half steppin and no half bubblin.

[Porcelain]

yeah me too. like my tooth brush. the brissels have to be facing away from me when i put it back in the toothbrush holder

 

when i wear hats. i adjust it at least 20 times before it feels right

[505boogie]

damn you fuckers are wierd. haha just kidding.

sometimes I like to smell my own farts.

[iweardoorags]

i jerk off while listening to tegan and sarah. than sing along, listening to tegan and sarah.

[tipsycripsy420]

you guys seen that show on obsesive compulsion on MTV

jesus i couldnt handle myself with those symptoms

[~KRYLON2~]

i used to listen to limp bizkit. i still like that song faith

[Porcelain]

im not like that

where i tap something a certain amount of times before i can do something else.

or shut a door till it clicks closed the right way.

i guess i have minor ocd

[Bojangles]

If I don't shave it, I have a unibrow.

[Porcelain]

i used to listen to limp bizkit. i still like that song faith

 

I know not everybody has got a body like me

but i gotta think twice, before i give my heart away

and i know all the games you play

cuz i play them too

 

i dont like it . but i know the words

[tipsycripsy420]

this is a good thread

[CALIgula]

you guys seen that show on obsesive compulsion on MTV

jesus i couldnt handle myself with those symptoms

 

yeah bro....that fat dude with the deoderant was on some straight up weird shit.

[iweardoorags]

speaking of unibrows. my ex girlfriend got me into plucking mine. i do it regularly. being a hairy bastid sucks. gotta stay trim.

 

that and i've tried to shave my back before, and since i cant reach all the way around i have unsightly ppatches dispersed throughout my back. :(

[IrishCarBombs]

didnt mean for this to rhyme

 

im posting this from my nintendo wii,

drinking a cup of ice tea

og life

[wayne hits]

i told this story once, so if you've read it, sorry.

 

im drinking all my rent money. im about to be homeless.

so i figure its a good idea to wreck my house.

my friend gives me a "chubby tubby" love doll.

a huge fat blow up doll as a joke..

i blow it up and put it in the middle of my living room. i have a big

party and smash up my place into a dump.

 

in the morning im fucked on drugs and still drinking beer.

i call in a gun threat to the hospital (i dont remember this) saying

im going to kill everyone. i get sent to the psych ward because im crazy anyway.

 

while im in the psych ward, my parents emergency move me because im

getting kicked out. first thing they find is a chubby tubby blow up doll

with a bottle in the pussy. my stepdad is so weirded out he thinks its serious

and packs it up for me in case i still want it.

 

so ive owned a fuck doll.

[tipsycripsy420]

i miss all of the old tv shows

whenever they come on

i feel morally obligated to watch them

godamn there are a lot of people up in this bitch

[Hayabusa]

i go out of my way to make sure i watch the new Batman cartoons saturday mornings

[Spruce Lee]

^hah

i watch the new epsiodes of TMNT

[Deloner]

I shave/pluck my eye brow to prevent a uni-brow, but i am not embarrassed. Id be embarrassed to walk around with a uni-brow.

[CALIgula]

"commin together like an eye brow on al b sure"

 

[ididitmyway]

i once went to queens

 

 

and liked it

 

 

 

(triple no homo)

 

I second this actually

[soupBDC]

I think i have serious short term memory loss or ADD. I just went in and out of the garage five times because I forgot what i went in there for and walked back out. As of right now i still didnt get what i was wanted to get.

 

A sleeping regimin with eight hours of sleep every night for a week I think would do me wonders.

[MAR]

I shave/pluck my eye brow to prevent a uni-brow, but i am not embarrassed. Id be embarrassed to walk around with a uni-brow.

 

co-signed.

 

I don't like girls with big breasts. Anything over a C is a no go.

 

Sometimes I'll tease girls I have no interest in.

 

P.s. Caligula dont feel bad about liking fat chicks. Do what you do.

[Deloner]

I like huge tits and asses , and i make fun of ugly chicks.

[Chubbs]

i do graffiti in high traffic areas, me and claw

[soupBDC]

Ive been attracted to fat girls before...or what Id call *fat.* Anything over 155 for a girl id say is a fatty, but some girls can carry it. Amazon wimmen.

[i11igul]

haha here's a good one:

 

one time in high school before gym period i went to my locker to get my basketball shorts. i find the shorts, grab them and start walking toward the gym. about half way down the crowded hallway a pair of whitey tighties falls out of them and onto the ground. fuck i almost shit myself, almost thought about stooping to collect them but thought better of it and just kept walking. hahaha. damn it though nobody confronted me so i guess nobody saw. whew

[^ . ^]

I fall down the stairs in my house on a regular basis during winter time because I refuse to throw away my favorite monkey slippers that are clearly too stretched out and won't stay on my feet.

[CALIgula]

 

P.s. Caligula dont feel bad about liking fat chicks. Do what you do.

 

haha...thanks MAR...i try not to feel bad...but my homies give me a hard time over it when we go out to the bar.

 

/no emo

[Dawood]

fat chicks make the best grilled cheese sammiches.

[Deloner]

i pissed on myself while peeing outside at Poker night a few weeks ago but no one saw the huge piss mark on my shorts. And i wasn't even drunk i don't know how that shit happened.