El Jefe Uno Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 + 15.0 Smoking cigarettes is just about the worst thing you can do to your health and life expectancy. Please don't kid yourselfÖ smoking greatly increases your risk for heart attack, stroke and numerous different tyes of cancer. Stopping now will add 15 years to your life. + 10.0 Some alcohol might be healthy, but not at your rate of consumption. Alcohol in the amount you are drinking is a poison to your liver, your brain and your nervous system in general. Cutting back now will have an immediate benefit. Cut back your drinking to 1-2 glasses (4 oz wine per glass, 2 oz spirits per glass, 8 oz beer) or less will add 10 years to your life expectancy So, it said 80 for me.. Then it said +15 if I quit smoking, and +10 if i stop being an alcoholic. I'd rather die at 80 than 105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 73 yrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 + 15.0 Smoking cigarettes is just about the worst thing you can do to your health and life expectancy. Please don't kid yourselfÖ smoking greatly increases your risk for heart attack, stroke and numerous different tyes of cancer. Stopping now will add 15 years to your life. + 10.0 Some alcohol might be healthy, but not at your rate of consumption. Alcohol in the amount you are drinking is a poison to your liver, your brain and your nervous system in general. Cutting back now will have an immediate benefit. Cut back your drinking to 1-2 glasses (4 oz wine per glass, 2 oz spirits per glass, 8 oz beer) or less will add 10 years to your life expectancy So, it said 80 for me.. Then it said +15 if I quit smoking, and +10 if i stop being an alcoholic. I'd rather die at 80 than 105 1 or 2 glasses? yea fucking right. 1 or 2 every 30 minutes maybe/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 It says I died four days ago. That's bad right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 fuck my shit said im ganna live to 87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 our generation is likely to be the one that lives forever ... if you consider your brain surviving on inside a humanoid prosthesis "life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 damn. i dont have that much stress. but i smoke. and i drink sometimes. and i guess those things matter. my exercise is sex and fucking around doing dumb shit. i guessing when i get a serious job my stress will fucking go way up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 93 because i only smoke when im drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 the prototype ... channel zero is lucky that im procrastinating on my important work and drawing robots instead ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 84 but I pretty much answered never for all of the physical exam questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 85 i dont wanna be super old though i might just off myself at 70, or start engaging in more risky behaviour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 damn. 62. So does that mean I can opt out of paying into social security? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Your calculated life expectancy is 90 years. YAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 83 but said i could add like 8 years if i stop eating candy. psshh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 82... I've been eating pretty unhealthy lately... I need to get back to oatmeal and salads. I don't think it's accurate because it just goes by what you've been doing at the moment. You could easily start eating healthy and stop drinking, and then plug that in and it will automatically add another 10 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 71 but it didn't ask if I have a failing liver and a drinking problem. or if I am prone to street fights. or drunken bike wrecks. the internet doesn't know everything. that's surprising; you being a chick it should already give you 5 to 10 years more by default. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 82... I've been eating pretty unhealthy lately... I need to get back to oatmeal and salads. I don't think it's accurate because it just goes by what you've been doing at the moment. You could easily start eating healthy and stop drinking, and then plug that in and it will automatically add another 10 years true....but alot of other factors were accurate... question about smoking medication family history... but overall...i feel you....ive been snackin on fruit more often, and thats what i put on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 oh shit, it says ill live to be 65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 I only care about years with full functionality. So lifespan is not as important to me as quality of the years I had. I'm a little behind on quality right now. But when I reach a point where I've done most everything I wanted to do, and the body is starting to lose functions that affect quality...THAT'S the time to take up heroin, find out what that shit's about. If I OD, so what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 hahahahaha...... i wasn't expecting that last line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 How many of you really knew your blood pressure? I happen to just test it today. I'll die at 81 by the way. Fuck it, I know the drinking question is what did it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 81, but if I quit being a drunk(+10years) and wore rubbers(+20years)..... pshhh.. I don't even want to live until my eighties.....no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 For some reason it does not work for me, but that might be because I am on a mac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Your calculated life expectancy is 85years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 It said 81 and i had to check to "no exercise" box The questions didn't really accommodate my style of excessive drinking. needless to say if i quit drinking, smoking and took up exercise i would live to about 140 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 61 fuck cancer runs in the family so i think that fucked me over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 82 motherfuckers, but I just really do not see that happening. No one in my family lives that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 86...damn..i wonder what thats gonna be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 damn, almost beat me, looks like ill be the first to go still. sometimes i wonder how i ever made as many years as i have. Does anyone look back on life. more so when you where younger and think how the fuck did i survive that and stay out of prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 i think about how im not addicted to drugs. and how i finished school. and then started college. now that i think about it. wat made me really stop drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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