Quaranta-Due Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Drinky time. On another note, if you were to judge by my work then you would come to these conclusions. 1. All black people steal candy. Doesn't matter how old or how much money they have. 2. White people steal snacks, including crackers, which is funny. 3. Every singly kid who goes into a drug store, is going to steal candy, regardless of race, color, creed, religion, and so forth... True story. Off to drink now! Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 happy barfdaze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 sorry to say..but im white and i steal candy and im not a kid happy bday though i hope you end up face down in a gutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 me and some friends used to run through this one rite-aid right near our school every single day after school. and im not talking about jogging. we would all just grab every fucking thing we could and bounce. one day this old mean mexican lady said to us "dont think we dont know what you're doing" and a couple of my friends were like "we should stop man" but i explained it to them like this, if they know and they havent done shit, what makes you think they are going to do shit now? so we proceeded to rape the place even more than before. it was one of the best times of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 so wait... you're security, and you have a kick-ass walkie talkie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 26, 2007 Author Share Posted July 26, 2007 Not security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 undercover detective with a .25 in yer sock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Happy B Day..!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Happy birthday.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 happy birthday.. for some reason i get the feeling i know who you are, or vice versa hmm happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 LOVE YOU EASTBAY. HAPPY BIRFDAY NIGGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 this is the third time im gonna say it... happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 26, 2007 Author Share Posted July 26, 2007 Update: My friend Greg who brews a new batch of beer every week. And just tapped off his 5 gallon keg, and that shall be my birthday present. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 great present to get there EBPH. I think I said it in another thread but I'll say it again, happy birthday!! Get drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 hey i have the same birthday :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 26, 2007 Author Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'm drunkmnow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Good shit!! That is the way you should be on your birthday!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 happy day birth and and all that jazz. get saucy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 26, 2007 Author Share Posted July 26, 2007 Still drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Do you have work tomorrow? Because you will be suffering if you are hitting it hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted July 26, 2007 Author Share Posted July 26, 2007 Hell no. I have the day off. I made sure... So I'm just drinking. And the eventually I shall pass out. but I hav ea good 12 beers before I'm out of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Happy, Happy Birthday to you. Drink a lot of beer for me, as I don't drink it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 If your me you only steal in Wawa and you steal bags of beef jerkey, Icees, hoagies red breakfast sandwiches off the front counter. Usually drunk and blatantly taking the shit with a 'fuck you what are you going to do' attitude. Then I walk in awkward the next day to buy some smokes and hope nobody notices me haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Did you just make your own birthday thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 it some girls bday in the cube one over from mine. shr brought salsa, chips, and cookies. happy bday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 congratulations! you are 23 years old and apparently working in a candy store. ambitious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 i have to eat candy every day to keep my sanity. happy birthday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 this is the third time im gonna say it... happy birthday. this is also my third time and this time i expect a thank you.... feliz cumpleanos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 This thread kind of makes me want to go steal some candy. Everyone is making it sound like so much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 I like stealing candy, but only from babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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