Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Quaranta-Due

Mi Birfdaiz.

Recommended Posts

number23.jpg

 

Drinky time.

 

On another note, if you were to judge by my work then you would come to these conclusions.

 

1. All black people steal candy. Doesn't matter how old or how much money they have.

2. White people steal snacks, including crackers, which is funny.

3. Every singly kid who goes into a drug store, is going to steal candy, regardless of race, color, creed, religion, and so forth...

 

True story.

 

Off to drink now!

 

Peace.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

sorry to say..but im white and i steal candy and im not a kid

 

happy bday though i hope you end up face down in a gutter

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

me and some friends used to run through this one rite-aid right near our school every single day after school. and im not talking about jogging. we would all just grab every fucking thing we could and bounce. one day this old mean mexican lady said to us "dont think we dont know what you're doing" and a couple of my friends were like "we should stop man"

 

but i explained it to them like this, if they know and they havent done shit, what makes you think they are going to do shit now? so we proceeded to rape the place even more than before. it was one of the best times of my life.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Update: My friend Greg who brews a new batch of beer every week. And just tapped off his 5 gallon keg, and that shall be my birthday present.

 

Awesome.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

great present to get there EBPH.

 

I think I said it in another thread but I'll say it again, happy birthday!!

 

Get drunk.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hell no. I have the day off. I made sure...

 

So I'm just drinking. And the eventually I shall pass out.

 

but I hav ea good 12 beers before I'm out of beer.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If your me you only steal in Wawa and you steal bags of beef jerkey, Icees, hoagies red breakfast sandwiches off the front counter. Usually drunk and blatantly taking the shit with a 'fuck you what are you going to do' attitude. Then I walk in awkward the next day to buy some smokes and hope nobody notices me haha.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×