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Sarah Tonin

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  1. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119549
  2. Interpol-Stella Was A Diver and She Was Always Down
  3. kimchee is indeed good but that looks like aborted fetii in a jar.
  4. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hammer time is the timezone used on Hammer Island located in the Pacific. The inhabitants of Hammer Island religiously perform the hammer-time routine at bedtime, teatime, lunchtime, afternoon time and early morning time. In 1993, Hammer Island instituted American Daylight Savings Time rules. Thus, on the first Sunday of each April, the island stops Hammer Time and switches to Hammer Daylight Time; on the last Sunday in October, the island rings the school bell, breaks it down, and returns to Hammer Time. When preforming his famous hit title "U Can't Touch This", MC Hammer obviously looked at his watch and realized what the time was, and thus appear the lyrics "It's Hammer Time!!!". Hammer Time is thought to have the totally cool and awesome property of time travel. Travel a little east out of the time-zone of hammer time and your watch will revert back to it's previous state, unfortunately all prior memories are also reset so you never know how this really works. Everyone will experience at least one Hammer Time within a lifetime with many individuals having many Hammer Time experiences. One individual was found in a forest, naked doing the Hammer Time routine to a dead weasel which had undergone rigormortis for several days. He had been experiencing hammer time for over 3 months.
  5. yeah working graveyard is definetly not rap. i miss out on everything jumping off. especially on weekends. one of my friends came thru from l.a tonite and was djing at venue and i couldnt attend due to teh graveyard shift. thumbsdown.
  6. i just woke up from a dream where i went to a 35-story apartment and took the elevator up to the 21st or so floor. where the elevator opened up and i was some how notified that i had to kill 3 demons. one by one, one at a time. each demon had a weapon and i had to some how fight em off and hopefully try to kill them with that weapon. most of these demons resembled closely to humans. im not gonna go into details about the first two but i remember waiting for the last demon to come up the elevator, i wast trying my best to jumpout the window to escape this. but i couldnt. and the last demon ended up pulling me from the window, and he was armed with a big pair of metal scissors and was trying to stab me with it. im fighting it off and somehow i managed to get the scissors from him and stabbing him the neck and face repeatedly with it. it was dead and i remember feeling really weird about it. then i was free to go. so the elevator door opens up and go back down to floor level and reunited with my family... this dream continues on to some other shit but im not gonna bother remembering or typing this shit out. i just had this dream about an hour ago and its probably the most horrific dream ive had in a long while. im all about dream interpretation, so im still trying to figure what the hell this dream could of possibly meant.
  7. Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish
  8. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread *co-signatured pretty much the equivalent of satan's breath.
  9. i got beat with those fake WWF wrestling/boxing belts you win from the carnival once.
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