fat ralphy Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I lost my virginity at 18...a little late i know...i boned a fat girl i had just met at a keg party...i did her in the dirt at a Korean church with whiskey dick...she looked a lil something like this but uglier.. i just thought this thread would provide some funny material....who?what?when?how? let us all know how you became the pornstar you are today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 14. hot girl. country club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 17. Drunk. Closed my Eyes. Bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 17. in my bed. girl i wasnt dating yet but ended up dating on and off for about 6 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 17. in my bed. girl i wasnt dating yet but ended up dating on and off for about 6 years. ava braun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 hahaha, GOD DAMN IT I AM NOT HITLER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 i know, but it is funny. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 im pretty sure i got th crown so far....fucking a fat bitch in the dirt at a church...i know theres got to be some outrageous virginity tales on channel 0..i know a kid whose first time was in a train on a 40 year old lady and one of the other dudes had herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 know what you call it when you go up your girls skirt to eat her snatch and she farts? wind tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 19, in the dorms (yeah, pretty late), I'm making out with a girl in the hallway. I walk into a friend's room and the next thing I know I'm lying on top of a broken wine glass on top of a futon. Some dude had sucker punched me. I walk outside, laugh as the girl cusses him out, we go back to my room and 5 minutes later I'm balls deep in dude's girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 thanks for being honest with us fat ralphy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 im here for your enjoyment.....plus by me being honest we can here all the other fucked up tales of virginity....CHALMERS that is a bad ass tale..he said five minutes later he is balls deep in dudes girl...:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 know what you call it when you go up your girls skirt to eat her snatch and she farts? wind tunnel. dutch oven..:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 13 back of a michaels arts and crafts storeroom with a 18 yr old deaf chick who sharpied in the eyebrows.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 you ^ got raped.......sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 26, 2007 Author Share Posted May 26, 2007 thats the quality we are after here ladies and gents^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 you ^ got raped.......sweet. ha now i fell so dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 17 in an empty cul de sac where houses were being built with my first girlfriend (I was a nerd). I wasn't even in during a good portion of it. I didn't know any better. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 16 in my bed with my girl hot PR mmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 15 with a graffiti groupie on a rooftop whilst high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 16.. Backyard at a party with some dude's girlfriend.. It was about 6 or 6:30 in the morning, all the neighbors were getting up for work and we were just going at it in the backyard.. I was proud of myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 im still a virgin its the best celibacy rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 17 in an empty cul de sac where houses were being built with my first girlfriend (I was a nerd). I wasn't even in during a good portion of it. I didn't know any better. -fuse. ^^hahahahaa... 15. friend of my cousin. bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 5. my uncle. on my rainbow sheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 17. dude i was seeing. 26 years old. eeek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 16 in my bathroom some girl my friend brought over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 17 she had a big butt. i was shitfaced. i was only half hard. it really sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 19... Small Asian girl First time using a 4ft. bong. In a record room on a beach towel on a hard wood floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYNSOE Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 15 with a native american girl while my parents were at an AA meeting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 for the record, i would fuck that big fat chick ralphy posted. even with the stupid lingere. fat chicks can be tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.