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fat ralphy

HELP I LOST MY VCARD..

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I lost my virginity at 18...a little late i know...i boned a fat girl i had just met at a keg party...i did her in the dirt at a Korean church with whiskey dick...she looked a lil something like this but uglier..

 

mandy.jpg

 

i just thought this thread would provide some funny material....who?what?when?how?

 

let us all know how you became the pornstar you are today!

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17. in my bed. girl i wasnt dating yet but ended up dating on and off for about 6 years.

 

ava braun?

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im pretty sure i got th crown so far....fucking a fat bitch in the dirt at a church...i know theres got to be some outrageous virginity tales on channel 0..i know a kid whose first time was in a train on a 40 year old lady and one of the other dudes had herpes

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know what you call it when you go up your girls skirt to eat her snatch and she farts? wind tunnel.

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19, in the dorms (yeah, pretty late), I'm making out with a girl in the hallway. I walk into a friend's room and the next thing I know I'm lying on top of a broken wine glass on top of a futon. Some dude had sucker punched me. I walk outside, laugh as the girl cusses him out, we go back to my room and 5 minutes later I'm balls deep in dude's girl.

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im here for your enjoyment.....plus by me being honest we can here all the other fucked up tales of virginity....CHALMERS that is a bad ass tale..he said five minutes later he is balls deep in dudes girl...:lol:

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know what you call it when you go up your girls skirt to eat her snatch and she farts? wind tunnel.

 

dutch oven..:lol:

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17 in an empty cul de sac where houses were being built with my first girlfriend (I was a nerd).

 

I wasn't even in during a good portion of it.

I didn't know any better.

-fuse.

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16.. Backyard at a party with some dude's girlfriend.. It was about 6 or 6:30 in the morning, all the neighbors were getting up for work and we were just going at it in the backyard.. I was proud of myself

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im still a virgin

 

its the best

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

celibacy rocks!

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17 in an empty cul de sac where houses were being built with my first girlfriend (I was a nerd).

 

I wasn't even in during a good portion of it.

I didn't know any better.

-fuse.

 

^^hahahahaa...

 

 

15. friend of my cousin. bed.

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