hatetown Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "That really tastes bad, and I'm not doing it anymore." And: "I haven't had sex in a car since 6th grade." I never talked to the second girl again.......EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Can I write you a check? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "I just came all over your dick" O RLY "You finger fucked me crazy" O RLY Fuck this I'm going to sleep or drink a beer or fuck you again or something is my thought process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Once I had this nice bird say, "We definitely need to change numbers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freckles Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 HOW NUCH DO I OWE YOU "DAMN $4300.00" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokee Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 ''welcome to the world of aids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 my friends and i came up with various ways to spice things up with our respective girlfriends. one being that you try to creep a girl out as hard as possible by just whispering/mumbling incoherent things to her in a very serious fashion, non stop, until the deeds done. the other is yelling sports terms at her as you finish. both are kind of amusing in the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubsin7! Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "Wow, i've never done it on a flight of stairs before, that was awesome!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokee Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 its dripping down my bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 i remember having sex while watching family guy last year.. strange.....very strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 things said after sex "hey..i gotta go to work" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resnanine Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 welcome to the world of herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 You're still here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 This came from a porno but dude said "Ugghhh arghhhh droppin loads" right as he dumped off a batch of hate paste on the bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 "i can tell youve slept around... that was like throwing a sausage in an elevator" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 "Dont tell mommy, or daddy will be in ALOT of trouble." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caps Locc Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 This came from a porno but dude said "Ugghhh arghhhh droppin loads" right as he dumped off a batch of hate paste on the bitch saw another where dude was like "ahhhh yehhh. full of dee joooce yehhh." in an accent hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psudoname Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 "fuck yeah high five" true stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Whoo im the man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rites1 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Bitch your pussy was so lose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway you'll be lucky of ya scrape one side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 ^^doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 "big vagina?" i cant recall anything i have said after sex.. the last i renmba was some 30 year old chick. and i was up and out of the door in seconds. strate up catchya... oh she left me with something to renmba... fucking BRILLIANT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 "now you owe me a foot massage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xHOPEx Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 It depends if they had sex with my boss. After words i would say I HAVE TO FUCK YOUR MOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 "damn that ham wallet took a beating tonight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungonE Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 lol ham wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheezwhiz Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 you think ur sister already had my baby yet? we better get back. come in casual to the room, we dont want ur sister 2 think anything's going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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