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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear cat face aka evil twin:

 

mayne we for sure are twins my fam bam is the same way I have learned though to take deep breathes and let them know in a joking demeanor that they are ridiculous its helping slightly.

yo lesser evil- B. Fish

 

dear new job:

 

you are somewhat sketch with your halfway home for the mentally ill homeless self but oddly I enjoy you. Maybe becuase I can smoke cigarettes whenever I want and arrive to you in sweats if i choose. You allowing me to eat all day er day on my shifts is also a bonus I could possibly gain some pounds but i dont care becuase the freedom to eat whenever I please is worth it.

thank you for being awesome-B.FISH

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear black friday,

you kicked my ass at work.

 

dear shopping freaks,

fuck you. either buy or get the fuck out.

 

dear saturday,

i don not want to fucking work today!!!

fuck you, you asshole.

 

dear shumai and lena-lou,

mommy misses you.

 

dear new apartment,

i can't wait to move in!

 

dear dirty scumbag dude,

you're "hella" lame.

 

<3,

ssn

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Dear cold rain,

Enough already.

I was wanting to walk and see my Handsome Danger this afternoon.

And then get weeds.

Don't ruin my life.

NoLove,

Tired of being cooped up inside

 

Dear Dude,

You should come home a day early.

Tomorrow seems like such a long time from now.

I am tired of you being gone already.

I have gifts for you.

And plans for magic.

Love,

Obsessed

 

Dear pancakes and cream gravy,

You make me complete.

Love,

FatAssOner

 

Dear mouth jewelry,

I think I am over you.

I know I am over you.

I have been for some time now.

I just wish my face didn't look so strange without metal adornments.

You smell bad.

And annoy me.

You's getting cut out of my face today.

It's been a nice run these last 15 years.

Peace out.

Sorry,

GrownUpNonPunk

 

Dear peroid,

Where you at son?

You making me worried.

I know everyone needs a vacation sometime, but really, I miss you.

Please come back to me real soon.

Love,

NotABabyMomma

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Dear Winter,

 

Fuck you in your 30 degree asshole.

 

Dear Snakes,

 

Talk shit behind everyone's backs. We all know. We get high and actually bring your name up for evaluations to see if we should keep you around to laugh at or cut you all together. Don't ever be a lying snake, because 10 times out of 10 everybody knows.

 

Dear Gucci Condom,

 

You are the fucking man all day erry'day, never forget that. Do what you do and live the nice relaxing life that you have come to have. Fuck the bullshit, cus ain't nobody worth crossing your mind. Fuck bitches, Get money, Punch niggas in the face. Word is bond kidd, hallah.

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Dear Musa (my little baby boy)

 

You're the best lil dude. You don't cry, you just chill. Even when you're hungry , you just squeak a little until we feed you. then you burp, open your eyes slightly, give me the goofiest content grin and go back to sleep. Abby loves you.

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dear psychotic ass bitch,

 

i hope you fucking get hit by a motherfucking freight train....

so i can come and piss on your fucking remains you piece of shit little bitch.

 

 

yeah...nuff said,

 

caligula

 

LOL x 1000

 

oh noes...

 

dear new dude at the bagel shop,

num num

hecho en mexico

que rico.

 

yeah... nuff said,

 

ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear blood fart,

I know you like to have skin as soft as an innocent newborn.

And I know this cold weather is making your hands dry.

But next time, don't put Vaseline on your hands unless you aren't planning on touching anything for the rest of the night.

Dumbass.

Slippery keyboards are annoying.

Soft hands are awesome though.

Use lotion next time, idiot.

Love,

blood fart

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR SOOKI,

 

NEVERMIND, I AM GOING TO BED. I GUESS YOU DID THE SAME THING. IT IS OK YOU CAN STILL BE MY LITTLE SNUGGLEBUG.

 

 

DEAR WEEK,

 

WHILE YOU GAVE ME OFF FROM WORK, YOU ALSO PRESENTED A LOT OF REALIZATIONS TO MY CEREBRUM AND SHIT. YOU MADE ME REALIZE A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS AND IM THE MAN. SO I WILL START YOU NEXT WEEK, WEEK, WITH A WHOLE NEW GAME PLAN. WORD IS BONDAGE KIDD, STAY UP.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear girlfriend,

you got some problems...

you flipped the fuck out over a little ass hickey

barley the size of my pinky..

yeah your parents hate me i dunno why,

yeah they are mad strict with you

but i mean fuck...

just cover that shit up..

and this whole cold shoulder and treating my ass

over nothing is making me think you got some

bipolar issues going on... cause im ready to kick

u in the face with some new laced up timberlands

if u get like that again...

and this emo act your playin and talkin bout

you dont want nothing for x-mas and boo hooing

over some old shit and blah blah blah...

its cool... i dont have to get you anything...

but i know if i dont your gonna get even more bitchier...

my word of advice to you to make everything better...

JUST TAKE THE DICK!

we both know you want it...

now just shut up and spread em....

 

your man,

Tails0ner.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear SneakAndCreep,

 

Steal Mero's life? Wow I was fucked up and used the caps button. Other than that Mero talks like me and 99% of people I know talk. I just don't feel the need to talk as thuggish over the internet when I'm not fucked up. You actually gave me negative props, you my son are a fucking herb. Wow.

 

P.S Sorry I made your rep red. You had no props? Now I see why you were so quick to hate and give me negatives. Salty I had 59 props and you 0. Rofl.

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