soulkillers Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear who ever will listen .... thank you for the great song you helped get me thru the hardest day in my 33 yrs on this earth... humble souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dear anyone older, I'm pretty sure I'm doing this age wrong and it fucking sucks. Sincerely RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear rr age is in your head.. do what you do.. old ass souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dear Souls. Wow..you took me a step back with that one. My Uncle Wally..(r.i.p.) and my grandpa Walter (r.i.p.) would have "jam sessions" as a kid I rememeber they would sit on their amplifiers..and play music. they would make up songs..or play the ones that inspired them. them and Stevie Ray Vaughan for the most part is what I remember Thank You for the memory you just sparked. Stay strong. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear smdouble.... thank you.. souls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dear new job Come find me, I need you Icb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVLDOG85 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dear____ Milky & 88, When's the next cool shindig around your way? Dear____ SSN, How about them Giants lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear police in my city, wow...really?!....wtf?!?!.. so im chillin with my ex in the parking lot, just catching up, when we see 4 guys running through traffic almost getting hit by a car and a truck last night. the guys were yelling and it caught my attention and then i saw two cop cars leave the parking lot and chase the guys into the alleyway by mcdonalds. so, i was like fuck it...imma go see how this plays out cause i couldnt see them anymore. i circle around the 4 shopping complexes and come around and me and my ex see the following: one guy pinned to the ground while the other bigger cop is literally beating the shit out of him with both fists! then the tazer went off....you must have tazed him 7 or 8 times!...then out comes the bigger cop with his baton wailing on the guy as hard as he could....even though we were parked literally 30 feet away, we could hear every single time the baton hit this guys shin bone and arm. most use of excessive force ive ever seen...full on police brutality....on some rodney king type shit for reals...wow. lucky for ya'll my cell phone only takes pictures and my ex's cell phone, which takes video, had a dead battery. that shit was fucking uncalled for, and those two pussy cops are fucking pieces of shit. fuck you all, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dear DvlDog, Street Vibrations - September 22 - 26 Eldorado Great Italian Festival - October 9 - 10 (similar to beer fest, except instead of a mug you get a bowl of spaghetti and instead of sampling beers, you sample pasta sauce) but you know you're welcome to come anytime and we'll shindig in your honor. mg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear steve... why did you have to overdose and leave your two bairns without a dad?... you were well liked by everyone... even though you were a loose cannon... but what were you chasing so bad that you couldn't find in life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear DD, giants are fucking #1 we won last night too fyi. going to the game next sunday for the last padres vs GIANTS. <3 ssn dear 12oz, i can't wait til i get this weekend off. i am super stoked. going to travel up northwest and visit a couple of train museums and such. <3 ssn dear tax assholes, you took a total of now $10,800 from my bank. are you fucking done???!!! </3 ssn dear you, you should have never listened to gossip. you should have realized i was a true friend. you are a fucking LEMMING. boofuckinghoo, now you are one true friend less. <3 ssn dear coworker, thank you for my valiums. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear police in my city, wow...really?!....wtf?!?!.. so im chillin with my ex in the parking lot, just catching up, when we see 4 guys running through traffic almost getting hit by a car and a truck last night. the guys were yelling and it caught my attention and then i saw two cop cars leave the parking lot and chase the guys into the alleyway by mcdonalds. so, i was like fuck it...imma go see how this plays out cause i couldnt see them anymore. i circle around the 4 shopping complexes and come around and me and my ex see the following: one guy pinned to the ground while the other bigger cop is literally beating the shit out of him with both fists! then the tazer went off....you must have tazed him 7 or 8 times!...then out comes the bigger cop with his baton wailing on the guy as hard as he could....even though we were parked literally 30 feet away, we could hear every single time the baton hit this guys shin bone and arm. most use of excessive force ive ever seen...full on police brutality....on some rodney king type shit for reals...wow. lucky for ya'll my cell phone only takes pictures and my ex's cell phone, which takes video, had a dead battery. that shit was fucking uncalled for, and those two pussy cops are fucking pieces of shit. fuck you all, caligula Dear caliG, i got a similar story man. my friend blaze rides BMX but he doesnt write. and he was riding at a graff spot. when a cop car rounded the corner and floored it at him with sirens blairing. he takes off to get out of the way and two cops get out and tackle him off his bike. they pin him down and two more cops show up in another car. they get out and run over and start beating the fucking shit out of him with batons, fists, and boots. they handcuff him, read him miranda, and put him in the cruiser and take him downtown. i watched the whole thing, so i went to see what i could do at the police station. they told me that thye thought he was painting, because they "found" a can on him and a tag on the building he was riding at was still wet. i asked to see the can and they said that "the office lost it on the way to the station". he was put on house arrest for 5 weeks. power tripping faggots. love, RÜ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear SSN, youre a douche, way to not "dear" me in reference to last night... im doing so now... that was nice IHU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dear new job Come find me, I need you Icb Dear job that is looking for ICB, Could I give you my resume possibly? I'm available ASAP. Call me, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear IHU, it was only 1.5 as opposed to our usual 3. i will take what i can get though. missed you much. it was more than nice. next year's baby thoughts. <3 ssn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear ru, i got a story similar to that...short version: my friend was at a club, a fight breaks out, so he gets closer just to watch it, someone nearby sucker punches him for no reason, he got bloody, cops show up, club security point him out as being in the fight, he gets arrested. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear cali, damn i got and similar story to that too dude. short version. i was in the locker room. little kid started hitting my friend witha rolled up t-shit. coach is right there watching and blames me for not doing anything. little kid got nothing. pry (my friend) suspended as was I Love RU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear ru, i got a story similar to that too! lol...no....j/k...i dont have a story similar to that...but it would be funny if i did though. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear cali, lolz p.s. thats prolly the first time i have used lol on the internet. love, RU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear ru, i propped you for using lol on the internet, and it took you from 1 tic tac to 5. i feel accomplished. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear cali, shit bro. thank you i looked at my rep points and would have shat myself if i didnt earlier. hahahah love, RU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear ru and cali, i see a 12oz romance blooming between the 2 of you. good luck. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear ru and cali, RR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClownPrince Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear great white buffalo, it's my birthday saturday, we're getting hammered, then i'm nailing you. sincerely, terriblehammerandnailmetaphoroner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 dear clown prince, greatwhitebuffalo RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Dear work week, Be over already. Dear ex Stop -almighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 DEAR, BOBBY DEAR bobby cox... UMAD? (that's 6 up, i want the fuckin giants, n then the yankees!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 dear ralph lauren, you dont want it. the witty one. frank, the crook from the brook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 DEAR IRISH, check the MLB thread. inkface already "FELL BACK" on some shit. u care to bet a soul. talk doesn't walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Dear ralph. sorry the devil already has my soul. although we may be playing shitty at moment. we are not out for a great oct. run. either way the an AL team will take the series if not us. icb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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