earl broclo ESQ Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Boat, You got lucky. Roger Williams found out there were some high school girls doing a tour of Johnson and Wales and decided to take the rape van out for drive last night. Watch your back man! Weiners aren't just hot dogs, they are a religious experience that every Providence resident should take part in. Next time I'm there, I'm going to eat 30 of them. It will be like Swamp's JBC challenge, but by the time I hit 15 I'll probably explode like a zit. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear NBB, The only thing Reno has in my book is gambling, meth, and Korean girls who sell weaves. That's why I've never heard of the awful awful burger. Earl dear earl, :lol: :lol: :lol: you forgot white trash, rednecks, and rodeos. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear earl, if you ever go out to reno, i will personally drive the 2 hours up there and buy you an awful awful burger...theyre good. cG dear bfish, im not having luck finding a top hat :( cG dear suki, i think i will make it to the show....i will let you know...hope you have a good 4th in la cG dear seyer, hi! cG dear sm, you were in sf?....we shoulda set up a 12oontz meet and greet! cG dear standardized exam im studying for, fuck....youre making my summer suck. i havent been on the oontz because of you lately too! imad cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear earl, I second that. Because you'll eat one and then want another. Trust and believe- B.fish Dear caligula, Old sac hat store. Ive found some winners there before. If you dont find one thats ok. We can make one out of paper machet (Sp). jk...kinda- -Bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, awwww i wish you woulda told me sooner...i was actually in old sac about a couple hours ago (trying to see if my free vip guest pass at laughs unlimited would work, because jamie kennedy is performing there tonight!...it didnt work) i am totally down for the paper machet hat though! :) really looking forward to attending. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.feeny Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ish, nice playnn ball with you today. kinda reminded me of those times playn together. stay up tho. -mr.feeny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear feeny, mom said to call. _metham.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, HI! How you been? What's this test you're studying for? -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR MEAN POLICE OFFICER, THANKS FOR MY FUCKING SPEEDING TICKET RIGHT WHEN IM ABOUT TO GET CUT OFF UNEMPLOYMENT. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali.. yeah..it was a last minute quick trip. I needed to runaway real quick. I'll be back. es em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seyer, ive been good!...how have you been!? and as far as the exam...i could tell you, but if i told you, id have to kill you. cG dear SM, let us cali heads know when your coming back, so we can all go hang out. :) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali and Fish, I think its mache.. IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, i think thats a type of razor....the mache 3. cG p.s. thanks for the props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IOU, Thanks. (random side note) Certain words when you look at them long enough look really weird. Like this: embarrassing. -loserbish. Dear cali, I got your back homeslick. Sorry to hear about you missing out on jamie kenedy. Things seem to happen that way sometimes. -B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo bfish i think about that all the time but for me the way words sound is a lot crazier than what they look like. war paper now some of the latest trippy words losertoo edogggggggggggggggy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear july 4th, I don't like you this year. That is all. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear red, I pretty much agree with you there. This year's 4th of July sucks. _metham.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Glik$, where the fuck are you? I need your voice on the Hardcore Music and Westchester threads, no homo. facemeltAAARGH (emphasis on the AAARGH, nigga). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Brice, I swear to god if you lay another hand on my fiance I'm going to punch you in the shoulder and re-dislocate it for you. I know how you do. Step the fuck off before it gets ugly. /protectiveRed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear red, no hands should have been laid on your fiance in the first place. throw that fool through a door. -boat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 4th of July celebration, Last night I helped a friend by tending bar at his house party. In other words, I spent the night drinking silver tequila and rum and now I feel like I'm shitting battery acid. Well, my girlfriend wants to go down to the Westside Highway to watch the big fireworks display. She's packing a little picnic and some wine, and we're meeting up with friends. This all sounds grand and all, but I've got battery acid butt and it's FUCKING HOT AS HELL outside. Fuck this. Please have a nice shady spot waiting for us far away from other people who will make me wish I was a suicide bomber. Thanks, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear earl broclo ESQ, I just got into a fight there cause bros cant keep their eyes on their own girlfriends. Have fun, FMA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fam, I know you're going to throw me out of the house tomorrow. My stepdad might try to fight me as usual. I never made solid friends out here. So I'm really fucked at this point. I'm looking for some help from my fellow oontzer's, I will trade a couch for keeping the place clean until I get back into work and get some cash and be able to stand on my own 2 feet. Hate or appreciate it's all good, I'm too stoned to care right now, I could care less. -Eonroc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear facemeltAAARGH, You don't look at other woman even when you're with your own? I find that hard to believe. So I'm assuming you got into a fight because the other guy was doing more than just looking at your woman casually. Am I wrong? Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear earl broclo ESQ, As a matter of fact, I do look at other women, but that's about it. The two bros were winking and licking their lips to spite me, so I just boxed them hardbody and knocked them down... and then left. /notuffguybraggin -FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonmyD Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear six flags, ill see you in a lil bit :D -SonmyD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear facemeltAAARGH, Then they deserved it. When you originally posted, it sounded like you got mad at some dudes for JUST looking at your woman. That's something you'd expect from those big guido Rocky Balboa Italians from Whitestone. But if they were licking lips and acting stupid, then good for you. I'm not a fighter, so I handle things with my own style. If I were in your shoes, I'd start licking my lips at them and start rubbing my right tit or something. If dudes are hollering at my woman, I always have some smart ass remark to come back with, usually something like "what I'm not sexy enough for you?" Yes, it might be a "no/homo" situation, but it really throws them off their game. If things get to the point of throwing fists, it would be them initiating it. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 4th of july weekend, you were the best one in years! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear layne staley, i miss you buddy. the new alice in chains isn't the same without you. it's alright, but i mean.. come on. the AIC MTV unplugged is byfar the best unplugged they ever did. it just hits you in the chest. anyone who says the nirvanna one was better can go suck some testicals huge hairy sweaty super gross ones. no homo. it's been 8 years, :( love you man, REST IN PEACE. you're songs have gotten me through a ton of shit. and as of right now im in the same place you were at a point. going on a downward spiral of depression and other such things. -boatpressed "and yet i fight, and yet i fight, this battle all alone. no one to cry to, no place to call home." and for people who dont know.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXS5fftrRk8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3px0m1Y9Tuc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMV4cDOWZZ4 dear everyone who visits this thread, sorry for that. but i just had to. -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo bbshoes, never alone, just disconnected. I can feel for you, and i don't even know anything but your e-self. I had no idea it had already been 8 years, either. That situation was fucked up beyond belief. But that's how shit can end up when you keep everything to yourself. There are people that will put themselves out there for you if you are willing to ask for their help. Keeping everything bottled up and allowing your mind to rule itself can cause some serious cognitive and behavioral dissonance. Feelin for you, i really am. -RecognizingEmotionalAmbiguity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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