john_gacy Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Dear Ruinine, My last name is not Bobbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear dad, it was cool spending the day with ya. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Dearest friend Cali, I think you should just do as Kiloz suggests. jus sayin, your pervy friend. Dear Suki, how lucky you must be to get to hang with above mentioned friend. and im sure vice-versa. SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Dear SM, yer kewl. and make good cakes. too. whats hood in photohunt land? ps. i wonder if it'd be at all possible to pen pal me a fucking black widow so i can show my preschoolers...we are working on spiders right now and that shit would be so fucking perfect... -NOESKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear girl i saw on tha bus, i should have said something to you. it's a year later and i still think about that day i saw you. fuck! love, mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjKeNNyKiLoz Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Dear Caligula WHAT THE FUCK! Cali as (California) Gula as (Girla). I expected a "Ok" with a pic post of something like this. . -KILLER KEYS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Dearest NOES, You're real sweet, thanks for the compliment. I am just winding down from a hectic ass nonstop week, but will have a lil time to do me, so ill get on those items for the photohunt thread..however, I wish more participated, that's when it gets motivating. heres the cake breakdown-- 2 co-workers one 55, the other 53. had to make em feel as old as they were, so we put 108 candles on the cake.(along with AARP logo) It took 6 minutes for 2 people to light them. After the cake fire was blown out, the top of the cake was singed. Them bitches gobbled it up like it was their first and/or last meal. Seriously, nothing left. Here is last year's Halloween cake- this year Im thinking somethiing along the looks of this-- (googled image) . The temp just dipped down here in Vegas, so the spiders are tucking themselves away, but I promise the next one or two, (maybe 3) I find will be yours. I'll try to make it snappy. exhausted..and soon to medicate myself into a sleeping beauty coma, SM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Dear laundry gnome, I want my fucking socks back. Thanks, FEMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear sm, i'll consider it. :) cG dear kiloz, how does gula = girla????!??? you should google the name "caligula" he was a roman emperor that had orgies with lots of women. he was a male, just like me. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear lil chacha, you should be on the giants side because that means you're on my side. did you get that tishirt for me? i have a blue one like it. <3 ssn dear SM, its always a good time hanging out with cali and his family for that matter. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear punkbitch who shall go un-named, i hate everything about you. your a weak ass poser who ain't shit and never will amount to shit but trailer trash living with your fat stank ass badly stained teeth mom. you don't skate and your damn sure not some sortof tough guy. please off yourself immediately or get shot. sincerely, mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear mass, glass etch that person's car! <3 ssn dear giants, tonight... bring it full force! huffdaddy i love you. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear ssn, i'll have to do it to his trailer cause tha cunt doesn't have a car. :lol: :lol: :lol: . thanks for tha advice. <3 mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 dear mass, etch the fuckers face after you deck him loves RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear ru, imma do it. love, mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear kiloz, better yet, watch/rent the movie. "Caligula." fucka google. that movie is fucking rad. mad titty slappin and dick swangin n/h. Dear SMDUBBLE, dude. before those spidey's are completely gone. for surrrre! -NOESKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear Giants fans, What's good with those cars in the out field? they're kinda creepy and I feel like they're staring at me. Sincerely, The kinda creeped out RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear gym, i didnt go to you last night or tonight. maybe tomorrow morning? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear spectators on Man Vs. Food, Why are you always the corniest fucking white people? The worst is watching you follow the producer's direction. The questions at the end? You all look like fucking fools. And when he says his cornball jokes and you all give that fake fucking laugh? I wish you all were on the Titanic with dynamite strapped to your heads. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear earl, :lol: i agree....and adam has the corniest jokes for sure...the writers on that show really fucking suck. did you watch last Wednesday's episode? it was on Sacramento, my home city!! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Dear C-Gully, I think I did watch that one. I'm usually up all night because my sleep schedule is wacked out, so I watch and hour of Man vs. Food before going to bed. Then I go to bed hungry, wishing I was doing some Oyster Po-boy challenge in New Orleans, or 25 pd. steak challenge in Texas. As much as the writing on this show sucks, the food he eats makes me want to go to these places. I have friends in Austin, and after watching the Austin episode I told them I'm planning a trip just to go to a certain BBQ spot. I think it will be in April. BBQ rules, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear earl, is that the spot with the 72oz steak challenge with the sides? if so, i was planning on making the same trip! yeah, the episode in sac included the state fair's tornado dog, deep fried cheesecake, deep fried twinkies, then the pancake and the egg omelet, and then the 6 pound chili dog. i was hoping he would go to this spot called "suki sushi" (yes, suki, like the oontzer) where they have a sushi challenge....you have to eat 4 rolls each weighing about a pound each in i think an hour. **edit.. heres the link: http://www.sukisushirestaurant.com/sushi-challenge.html cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Cali, I can easily do that sushi challenge! Holy fuck I'd love to attempt that. The Texas episode with the steak isn't the Austin one. The Austin one is the breakfast burritos. But he goes to the BBQ spot outside of Austin. http://www.saltlickbbq.com/ Apparently, my friend went and said it's good, but he has another spot that he likes better. So when we visit, I'll be trying both. I'm serious about that sushi challenge. I can easily eat those in under an hour. --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear earl, oh yeah!...i remember that episode at saltlickbbq!...they had the old smoke pit with the sausages hanging over them, and said that law doesnt allow those type of pits to be made anymore, but they still have one, so they allow them to operate....that place looks good!...remember to take lots of flicks when you go for all the 12oontz foodies...lol. yeah, the sushi challenge looks very do-able.....4 pounds of sushi in under an hour shouldnt be too hard to pull off...but on yelp people say that the majority of the weight comes from all the rice they use to make each roll....and if you dont finish, its only $30...but if you can finish it, its free....im thinking about training for it, but the thought of eating all those carbs scares me. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear RR, it's there to intimidate you. i see it's working. <3 ssn dear mass, glass etch that damn trailer! <3 ssn dear cali, i told you i can do that sushi challenge. <3 ssn dear earl, hi! <3 ssn dear giants, lets do it again tonight. love you timmy! <3 ssn dear IHU, you told me to kick rocks so i did. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 DEAR ^^^ i was kidding! although you need to get off the Giants dick and back on mine... thank you for your compliance kindly, ILU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear ILU, its back to IHU. <3 ssn dear cleansing kit, im feeling very weird right about now. please don't make me wanna pee and poo while im out running. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear earl broclo, dynamite strapped to your heads bump!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear SSN please do not send me anymore photos of said "cleaning kit" or its effects! very best to your bowels, IHATEU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 dear IHU, i guess you will see the results for yourself tonight. smell and all. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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