SMdoubleXL Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Cali- Go the fuck to bed! im trying to fix the same issue.. i went to bed so early last night, now im up...and your awake still. Goodmorning/goodnight. Es Em Ps...I have lost almost 30lbs this summer...im afraid i might out of your league by now =( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear smdouble.... i have the same issues with sleep due to my job. yet during the school week i go to bed by 330 and up at 730 am with the kiddos when they home. it sucks. perk of never working a real 9 to 5 job. old sleep patterns are terriffic....... souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Soul- I finally had to disconnect myslef from everything that keeps me awake, turn my phone off, not respond to texts/calls...take a few sleepers, and demand some sleep....in fact i think im gonna try to crawl back in bed and go for another 8 hrs of beauty sleep..i need all the help i can get! hope you find rest soon. sm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dearest sm its getting easier for me to sleep more and on a somewhat normal pattern for me. still odd but it works ok. you will do it. may dreams come gracefully souls of the sleepless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 dear sm, 5:39am and still awake here in cali :( cG p.s. congrats for losing the weight!! sucks for me though :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Souls Middle aged rappers and short fat chicks in a small town biker dive bar...lulz were had. And I'm down for a meet up. Cali and sm The best thing for my fucked up sleep pattern, was just setting a schedule. Either for work or on my own. Although I'm all messed up on the weekends. Almighty bored at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 dear cali, camping 2nd weekend of sept with me and milky. you down? <3 ssn dear souls, it was nice to see you too. thanks for keeping me company for a few minutes. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 dear ssn, where? how long? how much is it gonna cost me? text me details por fa. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear all female 12oz users, I cant find the 'drunk rambling' thread, so im putting this on here... i dont want to be 'that guy' but WHY THE FUCK is it so hard to be unique when it comes to complimenting a ridiculously beautiful woman? i mean, she obviously has heard it all before from other dudes.. so a guy like me needs a different but better approach. but seriously... 'the fuck? i finally met a girl who i actually want to take out and be nice to, and this shit happens. i swear, creeping on whores was so much easier. now i feel pathetic drinking my anger away and posting it on here while ranting to my best friend about it. let me stop before i get TOO deep into this and get tons of alpha-male insults about it from other oontzers. FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 dear that guy, man up! sincerely, alpha-male oontzer lol...jk jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 dear interwebz... youtube was my idea. unfortunately i didnt know web design at the time. true story. i thought about where to find a site that uploads videos about 10 years ago. sincerely, - i mad fer not makin $$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear Keith Stone, where teh hell do you get those big ass slim jims Love, RUNINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFishTALL Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear piece of plain white paper, I want to eat you, whole. Just one time. To see what its like. Get ready, -A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear CALIgula, LULZ jk, i barely remember making that post, but reading it now got me fucking dying. im like one of them emotional drunk bitches /nh. FMA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear that guy(facemelt), Dude. drunk rant or not. your still doing it wrong. see. first point of failure in yer plot was"trying" to be unique at all by saying anything complementing in the first place...as you said, a good looking broad has heard it all before. she fucking KNOWS already. theres really no point. therefore. and this is my approach, just try forgetting about the hot factor and act completly normal. treat and talk to these hot bitches as if they were all punky brewsters. shit is all in your head. and mostly a confidence thing. which if you don't have, then should DEFINITELY acquire. just man up, be yourself,(does not apply to lames) act normal, and remain smooth....unique is sure to get you fucked up. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear NOES, No wonder things were so much easier when I talked to girls like they were one of my own boys (or maybe it was just because they were whores), but I get what you're trying to say, it makes a lot of sense. I have confidence and can smooth talk my way in and out of situations like the rest of 'em, so maybe I was just trying too hard. Either way, thanks. -FMA aka 'that guy' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear facemelt, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g5bjSUysQA ps. trying to hard can sneak up on you like a ninja, keep a close watch on yoself playah. -NOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 DEAR NOES, haha, big daddy kane's flow and that bassline HOLY SHIT soooo smooth. i also would like to congratulate you for using the DEE-NOOOO.GIF perfectly. /clap -boat dear everyone, "came out of the fallopian blastin, Pharoahe hungrier then Ethiopians fastin" -pharoahekickboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Dear Keith Stone, where teh hell do you get those big ass slim jims Love, RUNINE dear runine, lol. those commercials... <3 ssn dear face, i can't speak for girls, but this woman likes a direct and straight approach. no gimmicks, no lines... some douche bag tried too hard while i was out last weekend and it just made me think of that fag mystery from the pick up artist and it was gross and i was not interested in letting him open up a set with me. good luck. <3 ssn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 dear friends of girlfriend, if i want to get in her pants ill tell her i want to get in her pants. stops assumeing every sentence i say is a sexual reference love, RUNINE p.s. im dating her, alone, not all of you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Dear Weiner B#1 well. hurry up and hit total depth so I can go home. Brewster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Dear leftover beer, you are warm, but Im going to drink you anyway. your best friend, FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Dear week Why isn't it Friday yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Dear Court, I have you tomorrow. I really can't wait to get you over with and put this whole situation behind me. Sincerely RR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 dear new england, if i see another kid like this i'm going to go bezerkermode and kill everyone. -boathateswhitepeoplefromtheburbstryintobethug P.S THIS IS THE PHOTO AFTER THAT ONE ON JAMES COLLETAS FB. I LOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Dear boat, Please tell me you dont dress anything like that. .. .... ... .. . -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 so i'm on the phone with my buddy Bob Sacamano, and i realze i have to return my pants. so i go to the subway, but the train is taking too long, so i sprint down the tunnel. then i slip on some mud, thus ruining the very pants i was goin to return. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Dear inappropriate slipper, Will it make you feel any better if I gave you pity props for being a klutz? -seyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 dear seyer, you see how i dress, why the hell was that even a question? if i dressed like that dude i'd kill myself. -boatdontdresslikeadumbsuburbanwhitekidwannabethugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 dear boat & seyer, maybe i should start dressing like that. apparently, it works for picking up fat chicks. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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