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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear girl,

 

first i suggest a time and place for our date.

then you suggest changing the place...i agree.

then you are changing the time....i agree.

now youre inviting your female friend to come along who will definitely cock block.

 

fuck that...im calling you later today and canceling.

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear manfriend,

I dont care about stupid people with their stupid

cake ideas.

Their cakes was made of playdoh looking shit.

My calacas are better than their

stupid dragon or SKULLS crap.

Let me have what I will have...compromise.

Geeze.

-slightly but not really angry fish

 

 

ps. It begins

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear previou employer,

 

You cock sucking motherfucking sons of bitches.

I filed a new w4 with you at the beginning of last year, and confirmed my 0 status and the additional 75$ witheld per week. You fuckin bitches never changed my filing status with the gov. And i owe 4k cuz of you....

 

Die. Die. Die.

 

- fat "bout to come unglued" ralphy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear americans,

i dont know much about the pronounciation of pasta, but i do know some of yall say roof as ruff. rough is abrasive, not the top of a house.

-sayword

 

ps. my american homey was tellin me you cant get ketchup chips down there. life must suck south of the border.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear canadians,

 

please refrain from overemphasizing the O's when you speak, please use them normally and without the long pause. practice with the word smoke, don't carry the O and say sm uohhhh ke.

i love old dutch chips but ketchup and all dressed are just gateway chips to mayonnaise and mustard.

 

ps, zed is the only letter in the alphabet you can spell, cept if you live alllllll the way up north like me where the letter H is spelled "heych".

 

otherwise i still love you eh, -> the american-canadian.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Melinoe,

 

Had you noticed I said YOU'D STILL BE ON IT...? If you weren't, then who would you spend your day talking shit about baby cakes? You wouldn't wanna miss Earl playing records either would you?

 

Love, ->G

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear milk,

sall good, i think i musta been blazed watchin too many reruns of "this old house".

new englanders have one hell of an accent though.

 

-sayW

 

ps. to that other guy

ketchup chips are the shit. and i got mad love for the states.

muah.

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