Banana fishd Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nails, My you are getting pretty grodie. I am too poor right now to pay for the nail primping. Grow fast so I can tend to your ickyness. I promise I will never chew at you again. Notyourhombre-B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear banana fish, i miss talking to you, maybe it will happen soon. hope all is well. -kobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mr. Kobe- You are no longer an insomniac. What happened? All is well- B. fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuda Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear food, why are you growing blue hair and smell bad? Same with you, mr. milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seyer, yeah...good luck on them finals....i got mine coming up in about a week and a half. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Dedicated Submitters to this thread, i escaped jail. " All I see is murder murder, my mind state - [2Pac] Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate - [swift] All I see is murder murder, my mind state Murder, murder, murder, and kill, kill, kill! Left the keys in the van, with A GAT in each hand, went up in eastland, and shot a policeman, fuck a PEACE PLAN, if a citizen bystands, this shit is my hands, heres your life span, and for wat your lifes worth this money is twice than, grab a couple grand and lay up in iceland, see im a nice man but money turned me to satan, im thirsty for this green so bad im dehydrating, hurry up with the cash bitch i got a ride waitin Shot a man twice in the back when he tried escapin' I want the whole plot, I won't be denied nathan Maybe I need my head inside straightened Brain contemplatin', clean out the register Dip before somebody catches ya Or gets ya description an' sketches ya The connects you with the prime suspect But I ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet Cuz I got a daughter to feed And $200 ain't enough to water the seed The best thing would be for me to leave Taco Bell an' hit up Chess King And have the lady at the desk bring Money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin' the Mac Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack This bitch tried escapin' the jack Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote You barely heard a word as she choked It wasn't nuttin' for her to be smoked So I slammed her on her back until her vertebrae broke Just then the pigs bust in yellin' "Freeze!" But I'm already wanted for sellin' keys And bunch of other felonies from A to Z like spellin' bees So before I dropped to the ground and fell on knees I bust shots, they bust back Hit em square in the chest, he wasn't wearin' a vest CHORUS 2x Left the house, pullin' out the drive backin' out Blew the back end out this lady's, Jag started blackin' out Pulled the Mac-10 out, stuck it in her face Shut ya yackin' mouth before I blow the brain from out the back ya scalp Drug her by her hair, smacked her up Figured fuck it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up Stole her car, made a profit Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window Like the girl on Set It Off did Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now I'm a criminal Drove it thru somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin' pool Climbed out and collapsed on the patio I made it out alive but I'm injured badly though Parents screamin': "Johnny, go and call the police Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!" Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a lick before Smashed the window, grabbed the Nintendo 64 When they sell out in stores the price triples I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles And collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries There goes the cheese, eggs, milk and Post Toasties Stood up and started to see stars So many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck Jumped up and climbed on the back of a movin' dump truck But I think somebody seen me maybe Plus I lost the damn Nintendo and I must-a dropped the Beanie Baby Fuck it I give up, I'm surrounded in blue suits Came out with a white flag hollerin' "TRUCE TRUCE!" Surrendered my weapon to cops Wasn't me! It was the gangsta rap and the peppermint Schnopps" hahaha jusssayin -PushaPizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear piss, hurry make a dash for cali and hide out! dear bfish, i wonder if you're awake? i miss your little face. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Suki, only if you will take me in =) -PushaP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear piss, duh!!! i adopted you didn't i? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, on my way! mmmmmmm my new grandma makes amazing food! exciting i just had a bowl of this delicious fruit salad..... -Pushaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear bank, I know that I have no credit or colateral, but i really feel as though you should lend me $7000 so that I can build a badass lifted jeep cherokee. Talk to you soon, Jonathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo jonathon = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear TMK, Except with a cherokee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear jonathon, i understand. i almost got a cherokee once, but it broke down. bummed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear jeep guys, its a mopar of course its going to be a broken piece of shit. -Pizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear, no homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrThree Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear You Twos, Ha thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear gzoo, wtf? haha -Pusha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear, pissdrunks i started my day 2 hours ago and i'm hopped up on molasses. -notellinwhatimightdooner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear some guy, Look, I was not smiling at you from my car as a friendly smile. I was smiling because I was about to laugh at how low your pants were. Pull up your fucking pants mac! I don't need to see your red boxers, I got someone else to look at. And don't flatter yourself because you were not cute. So don't smile at me with your low hangin pants! -seyrious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Gzoo, i typed a cool funny response and accidentally hit backspace and lost it. wellll uhhh, thats whats up. -Pizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear New York Post, how do you make such a funny paper every day? I actually framed the A-Rod cover that said "A-HOLE" real big with the hilarious picture of his face looking stupid. I also love the cover 2 years ago with Isiah Thomas's face photoshopped on a turkey saying "Stick a fork in isiah- he's done." I have framed that cover as well. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GABE1 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seyer, U SLAD? -dbeasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear gf. f u, freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear piz, it happens. dear seyer, fine i wont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear dbeastygabe, Hahaha. I ain't slad. I think that dude was slad. -seyer Dear GZOO, Yeah, don't! :D -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Miss Seyerita, -marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear all the ladies & 1 in particular. when i say " you can do better than me. Right now i owe alot of money, im layed off and my license is suspended" im giving you a pass. Being brutally honest. If you read between the lines you should see something like -right now is not a good time for me to get involved with someone- Why is it that girls never want to just be friends with me? They fuck it up by making it super easy for me to smash and then they want relationships and start saying shit to me that im not trying to hear. love wrex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear abcs violence goodluck jonathoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear retarded girlfriend get the fuck off my case about me chillin with my home that just got back from germany wtf seriously im not goin to smoke weed anymore shits whack okay fuck i dont give a shit when you chil with your friends chill out about me please vulcanoscopy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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