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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Edogggy,

 

I hope your momma liked her present! I spent forever deciding on a cute border.

Thanks for the extremely creamy coffee haha, I got flicks coming to you soon!

 

Santana,

 

X-hubby cheater man was sad you weren't at the BBQ on Saturday.

Oh an Star Trek was amazing... go see it!

 

Tuesday coming right around the corner.

 

Toots

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Tooters,

I know, I know. I text him that I couldn't make it, but I feel like a ditcher. I will make it up to him in yummy Asian candy and cutsie stickers.

 

That day we got a rowboat with the little one and rowed around wanting to hit tags on under the structures. Yeah that was a no go. Haha, she is way to smart for us to be doing that around her. She then made a book about out 'sailing' adventure. She is such a good egg. I am so lucky!

 

And already have Star Trek on the list. You are talking to Nerd Oner-Geeker Outski.

Such a Sci-Fi/ Fantasy nerd it killlls me.

 

Loves you,

Santana Banana-Rama

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear stomach,

stop hurting....

wtf is wrong with you.

i better not have fucking swine flu.

-boohead

 

 

dear boyo,

thanks for laying around in bed all morning with me.

that shit was awesome....

its gonna be a great day.

-boohead

 

 

dear other boyo,

guess im picking you up from the airport tonight.

thats whatsup....you been gone tooooo f'n long.

tonights gonna be a good night.

-boohead

 

 

dear work,

fuck you, i dont wanna come in

and open in the morning...

and deal with douchebag navy guys

everywhere, telling me they want a new tribal piece on their arm

with kanji...."and their last name in graffiti style on their backs"

UGH.

fuck morning openings.

-boohead.

 

 

dear world,

thankyou for being so awesome...

it makes things alot better when everything is going right for me.

i cant wait for this whole next year to pan out,

for me to fucking finally turn the legal drinking age in 2 months...

for this new apartment to happen...

for me to start my piercing apprenticeship..

fuckyes, world.

high five.

-love boohead.

 

 

 

 

ps. holler2party :lol:

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear boohead,

bahahahaha!! :lol:

that is awesome, i like how he has glasses on after taking his off hahahahahaha.

fuckin a.

-boat.

 

dear new england weather,

for real. we just gonna go straight into summer huh?

-b04t

 

dear middle finger,

sorry i crushed you.

you kill, and are all black and blue now.

i'm positive the nail is going to come off, not fun.

sorry again

-yourowner.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear roomie,

 

sorry you got punched in the face by a lady cab driver last night, and that she broke your chain. your nose was lookin pretty rough this morning. i still say you fail for not punching her back and not writing down her cab number.

 

xoxo

zebra

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear places I didn't get to last summer.

see you soon.

also

desert, could you be less desert-y.

trains are made of metal and the get hot due to your hotness.

please turn it down a notch.

thank you.

 

eatso

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear ear,

 

You'll be swollen for the next couple of days,

but you'll be fine I swear! Get prepared to get something

rammed through you!

-ms

 

Dear cold,

 

Go away. I hate you. I can't go anywhere without sniffling.

 

Fuck you,

ms.seyer

 

 

Dearest bboat,

 

Check your email. (:

 

-seycreepy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR MADRE IN CALIFORNIA

 

so um i still dont know if your even coming to mu graduation

yeh so call back cuz if you dont wanna come then fuck you

ill give an invitation to my girlfriend or some shit why waste it on you?

and i dont think i wanna go to mexico this summer anymore

something about swine flu infested beaners and us being on

a cramped cruise ship just doesnt appeal to me at this moment

and honestly i wanna look for a fucking job

 

 

yeh fuck you mom

 

vulcan5er

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DEAR DEAR DEAR DEAR Marianne Schroeder,

you are the woman of my dreams.

maybe it is my thing for blonde haird blue eyed nordic women, or nordic women in general, but god damn you are a looker.

please find your way around my area in new england so i can scoop you up.

or make sure you are around when i visit europe!

for anyone that doesn't know of this natural beauty she is this girl, in the music video she isn't the voice, that is karin dierjier (sp?) the singer for THE KNIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2VxjnpxTR0

here are a couple pictures of her.

00012lnm4.jpg

marianne_sh9.jpg

HBRemmer020139402Low1.jpg

Marianne-Schroder-topless.jpg

-loveboat

 

dear home made mac and cheese,

you are gonna get made tomorrow.

it's gonna be bomb.

it's the best food to eat after getting stoned and jamming all day.

-boat

 

dear bandmates,

i know you wont flake.

well wait, one of you usually does because you're a pussy whipped faggot.

whos girlfriend is a fucking ugly ogre.

you said you're not gonna flake now that school is over.

i don't know man, my 6 year old cousin is looking like a better drummer then you right now since he wont flake. hahaha

-musicalboat

 

dear seyer,

your email was cut for some reaosn it said [message cut] and i didn't get the whole thing.

send the other half.

-b04t21234356432

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dear BNI,

we were a punk band when we were in high school.

we played a bunch of shows, then our drummer decided to become a huge faggot.

we played a bunch of shows just jamming at THE NARROWS CENTER FOR THE ARTS in fall river, opening up for random bands, just playing around for fun, i actually saw my latin teacher at one of the shows he was jammin out to us it was pretty funny.

now we're getting serious again, after falling out for a good 2 years where our drummer went mega fucking pussy whipped.

but now we and my buddy(the bassist) and my brother have i guess what you'd call a side project going with a korg keyboard, a korg emx, and guitar/phaser pedal mix making electro music, saving up for a recording machine though.

-boat

 

 

dear MyChildren MyBride,

your songs are easy to play.

i like your old shit and new shit, your lead singer is fucking brilliant in my opinion.

even though i don't like what you guys stand for (god, straight edge) i don't let that blur your music.

this is one of my favorite songs by you.

OH YO CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE AND WHAT ACTOR THAT IS DURING THE BREAK DOWN AT 2:45-3:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFIU9i_pt-I

and the lyrics to this are pretty good too even though i don't believe.

 

To look across the hoards

The throngs of intolerance

Mans fate realized in hate

The day love was hanged.

 

Of all great sins salvation in paradox

Salvation of sins by sacrificing God

 

Thirty nine stripes upon his beaten back

And you can't give me one second

One second of your precious (time)

 

Pierced wrists, broken, whipped bloody,

Speared and bruised, crown of thorns.

Slaughtered as a lamb and all to rise again

 

It doesn't matter how many times I die,

I can't take your sins away

 

another good song is circle the sky,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fflk0ak-5Jk

if you like their shit, check out the channel for the dude who posted them, he has all their albums posted up. their new shit is pretty killer too.

like this

waves of oppression

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcGvtYl0ld0

severance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO9PAm2nGGg&feature=channel

-boater

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ex

 

fuck you. im ashamed that i spent so much time with you, youre a tool and a creep. have fun with those two, i hope theyre at least 18. and im sure youre number... what... 20 on the list they brag about? yea.. theyre real winners... so go take your hos on a date to chuck-e-cheeze and stop calling over and over/showing up at my door.

 

stepped my game up

edogggggggggggggggggggggggggy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Deear May,

 

Please be done and over with. I would like to start my short summer break soon,

even if I will be taking summer classes.

Thanks in advance,

MS

 

Dear bb04t,

 

Do you have any left over mac and cheese?

If you do, can I have some?

It will be the cure to this annoying cold with its

cheesy goodness.

 

Please, thank yous, and googie eyes,

seyseysey

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