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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear ex-girlfriend,

 

So you're fucking the guy who replaced me in the band. Yet you didn't have the balls to tell me that yourself. I had to heard it from a mess of other people. You denied that to death when I asked you about it the last time we saw each other. You say you care about me and want to be friends but you smack in the face like that ending all hope of that. I hate you. Good luck with life...

 

-VisiblyUpsetOner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear john stewart,

you finally made me laugh.

with your "you make a terror plot sound like shitty weed, your home grown terror plot aint as good as our homegrown terror plot!" haha.

-boater

 

 

dear lady friend / bandmates /friends,

these past three days have been off the hook.

 

lady friend lets do wednesday again.

cause you you got what i need. hahaha

-me

 

dear drunk dude at cumbys,

you were WASTED haha.

it was only fucking 7 but you were ROCKED.

too bad those "wanna be good citizens" called the cops on you.

it was fun watching you argue with the cops though.

too bad you are spending the night in the drunk tank you were not doing anything bad.

you were just cracking jokes and walking around outside of cumbys.

fuck people who call the cops on things that shouldn't be called in.

-beeeeeeerboat.

 

dear un named mother fucker who i hate,

you seriously tried to start shit with me over that?

really?

you're a fucking joke.

-bo47

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Tony "fresh off the boat" Montana

 

I see you my nigga

real shit they did you dirty b,

fuck it though real niggas do real thangs.

 

And oh yea

 

"White floors white brick thats my dream house

100 bricks the long way thats my dream couch

can you imagine me just sittin' on them shits?"

 

BTB

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear 12oz,

do you know anyone over the age of 15 that actually buys these girls gone wild dvds

always advertised after 11 on t.v ????

 

i knew a guy who was like 30 that was so pumped everytime a new one came in.

dude was a fucking loser and a joke.

for real, if you are over 15 and haven't gotten laid yet and order this shit you are a joke.

 

-bbss

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dear 12oz,

im graduating from college tommz! i am so bent on not going cuz my douche ass parents didnt go to my hs grad..i was the only one without famz that day..so i held a grudge and didnt want them to come to this one.....funny thing is ...i lost my graduation tickets this time around..had to search for hours just to try to find em....dunno why..

peace

freak

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Gabe1,

 

Good to hear your doing well! (: I've been alright, busy getting the school year done with. Then

it's back to work. I'll talk to you when I catch you on aim! haha

 

-seyer

 

Dear nsmbfan,

Don't hate on the krod mandoon. I do think it's a silly show, and it makes little sense.

However, it does deliver the lols, and that's what comedy central needs.

 

-MS

 

Dear bboatskiiiee,

"you can call me foodaye" :D

 

<3 seysey

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

yo omni

 

you mean like highschool grads?

cuz if soo thats me nigga

 

vulcan

 

 

dear chuck chuck palahniuk

 

damn man your weird as fuck im reading your book

invisibe monsters and shit balls im pretty much appauled

lol "feltching" cumming in a girls ass spreading the cheeks and sucking the cum out

then kissing the girl to swap the cum you are one nasty fucker

 

love your books tho man

 

vulcan

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