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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Edogg.

I got your back. Fuck douche bag, loser, ex's.

Cheers to handsome new ones with bigger penises and pocketbooks hahahaha

 

Just kidding. I hope that made you laugh, you deserve to be happy.

New boy is awesome, just make him stop smoking.

 

Remember to just ignore them. Exes shouldn't exist after they are done.

 

Loves and forever in debt to you,

Santanalinas

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Cali,

HAHAHAHA!

YES! That is it!

 

Here I dedicate this hilarious come-back to you.

Remember in Grandma's Boy when JP is like 'You would if you had Robot Ears?"

Yeah, that is another one of my come-backs.

That movie has set the precedent for hilariousness for me and I dedicate it's awesomeness to you boo.

Win!

 

jp-grandmas-boy5.jpg

 

Siempre,

Santarita Chiquita

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear B&M,

 

Good luck with your art show.

 

IOU

 

 

Dear Cali,

 

I hella fell in love with some hood bitch at this dive bar last night. You and I need to go out picking up on fucked up women.

 

That is all...

 

IOU

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Dear IOU,

Thank you! I think it will be good.

 

Dear Toots and Edogg,

Production is on. Sunday of next week? I have a show Sat night and have to be game face that day. Painting resumes to normal business hours next week.

 

Also, show tonight. Handsome man and I will be there 630-7ish and the rest of the team will be there 730-8ish with festivities after. Come and hang out! Text me when you get off works.

 

Look at this pic, Jew friend and I were eating Posole and thought this looked like the Communion Wafer and the Posole was the Blood of Christ. I grew up Catholic, Mexican Catholic, I know these things. My belly is so full.

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Besitos,

Santana BB King

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Dear MTA(not the crew),

 

Fuck you guys. Every fucking Thursday some bullshit happens with my line home. Tonight.. Two plus hours waiting and no bus. Took me 3 hours to get home. Thanks assholes.

 

IOU

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Boston Sports,

 

What happened last night.

First the Celtics get pushed to game 7 back home, then the Bruins season gets ended by NC. Get it together damnit.

 

#31

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear this weekend,

you are going to be good. i have a mural job on sat, a dim sum and then sum date witht the homies sunday and the n a skate and paint live painting gig in the evening. in between i am going to be working on commission illustration, painting for next weekends show and hustling for comi con in july. fuck.

 

santana be kind, rewind

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dear cop,

i wish i had the powers of darth vader, so i could have fucking choked the life out of you while you were in your car.

the joke you opened with at my window was NOT fucking funny, why do you think it was?

you giggled like a little fucking bitch.

i knew i wasn't speeding so the fact that you went "oh i pulled you over for speeding!" and then laughing and saying "nah i'm joking" wasn't funny at all.

all you had to do was say "oh i'm just pulling you over to let you know one of your brake lights are out"

and i would have went "sweet, cool thanks for letting me know i'll go get another bulb at auto zone right now"

but no it took you a good 4 minutes before you told me that.

-not in the mood for this shit today

bboat.

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dear toots,

i know! house of hong is like that too.

i'm down for 4 seas and sun ya.

remember, i am the mayor of chinatown.

i know these things.

 

roaches, i jusat got throughn reading kafka's metamorphasis, that book is weird. i have a funny feeling about it. perplexed i am.

 

santana beetle meetle

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Promotion..

 

i can smell you coming..nohomo..

cant wait till june to find out..

 

dear oontz,

 

i promise imma pay more attention to you..

i mad miss you boo..lifes not the same without you..

and my stupid ass iphone wont let me post on you anymore..

and imma stoner so im too lazy to turn on the com at night..

but pinky promise imma get back on you..straight addiction status..

 

Dear homies on the oontz..

 

whats good fam..

for yall that dont know..i moved out to the 408..

lifes goin good..im in a crackin ass condo..

i feel like a baller..works going fuckin great..

the transfer was well worth the move..

and im drunk as fuck..

 

that is all..

 

HAWAIIONER..

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Dear Boris,

 

Can a thug can get buzzed whas up

Try to slang on my corner nigga yous a gonner

St. Clair nigga don't like that and sellin them dummies

Makin that money come back nigga get pap pap

From tha first to tha 15th niggas smoke plenty weed

But I gotta save gotta come up

Put my rocks in cut

When I get high gotta blaze that blunt up (huh)

Gotta roll to tha pad count up my

Profits add it to tha stack

Sincerely- B. fish

 

Ps. You melt.

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Dear Boris,

You work with warner brothers? I don’t believe you

You down with jamie foxx? I don’t believe you

Youse a druglord? I don’t believe you

You pay your mortgage? i don’t believe you

You datin fine chicks? I don’t believe you

You travel solo kid? i don’t believe you

You smackin anybody? I don’t believe you

You got your own label? I don’t believe you

You say you never lease? i don’t believe you

Gucci makes it rain on your forehead-

B. fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear IOU,

 

hella!...hahaha

 

 

Dear marco,

 

without blowing up your ladys spot (you dont have to answer)..which med school?

 

Dear micah,

 

where you been at man?

its hard to rep chubb lubb without you helping promote it.

seriously though, glad things are on the up and up for you....and glad you didnt have to go into service.

 

cGizzle

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