Pfffffffffft Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear girl, please please let me smash tonight, its been a long while. thanks, pfffter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sickness, Fuck off dude. Look no matter what I'm partying like a fucking lunatic on NYE. You are not invited and if you show up, well lets just say I'll do everything in my power to kill you even at the expense of my own life. Man up bitch!!!! Hating you, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat stack of comics you are the best! ilovethisshitoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali-g Unfortunately wantingtomovefarfarawayoner-B.fish dear bananas, i feel your pain. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear you 2 a city of trees sounds delightful it sounds picturesque and somewhat inaccessible to people afraid of heights. what gives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear eatso, it sounds nice....but its boring as fuck! the city is also known as "the river city" and "the big tomato" i made a thread about it once. cali-gee! *edit...heres the link to that thread.. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=118236 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ouncers, this certain thing came to my attention and id like to ask what your opinions are on this... ill keep it short... (yes it about my girl) over the summer my girl went to i guess one of her ex's cribs just to hang out as friends... what ended up happening is him punching her in the face 3 times and kicking her while she was on the floor... she came to me with the bruises and i wanted to murder the dude, but she wouldnt tell me who he was.. i did nothing, let it pass... apparently dude never leaves her alone and a while ago told her he wants her to meet him at a park by themselves sometime in the future "or else"... her brother keeps on commenting me on myspace saying shes been crying all day cause he called and she even hate to take 2 of her heart medicine pills to calm down and shes really upset... i told her to take legal action with a restraining order on him but she doesnt want to, i say let me and my homies beat the living shit out of him, nope... doesnt want me to do that cause i apparently "dont know what he's capable of".... so a question to all of you out there.. what would you do in this certain situation? ~Tails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear job, you cheap fucks. alure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tails, sit 'er down and let her know you are genuinely concerned. then coax the name of this fuckwad out her her. then proceed to beat his head in with a tire iron. seriously, just let her know you really do care about her and dont want her to be worried about this fool. - Serious Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear C-walk, ive told her this... she cried just seeing me mad and wanting to beat the living shit out of dude, and doesnt like seeing me hurt, i replied with i dont like seeing her hurt neither especially by some dude punching her in the face... i havent gotten a name of him yet but hes 15 or 16 and is named kevin.. dont know what school or where he lives... she must really not know in one phone call i can have like 4 whips full of people ready to whoop some ass.... but dude is "in a gang", "i dont know what hes capable of" like this lil niggas scarface and shit.... ~T-Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 30, 2007 Author Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo tails what can you do? if shes really not going to let you help then you need to strongly encourage her to take some sort of legal action. maybe this brother you spoke of knows more about said dude than you do, try to talk to him about it. he might be able to either help or drop a name or do something himself. but this girl needs to realize that its all up to her and as much as some girls like playing the role of "helpless princesses waiting for a knight to rescue" (no offernse, but sounds like she fits this catagory) she needs to stand up for herself and have a crew or the police when she goes to meet this guy in the park. so yea, either get brothers help or device a plan with the girl about the meeting trying to help edoggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear tails take the advice, find this dudes name, smash teeth in with tire iron Also, smash in head and what have you. Dont let someone touching your girl in that manner go Smash face End when he is passed out/dead by peeing on him, thats how you need to do Overtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear edoggg, overtime, thanks for the advice and i WILL find out who he is... the little brother thing might help cause she wont tell me anything but his name he could probably tell me more.. she doesnt want me to worry bout it though like shes said before i dont understand why though but niggas like that get to me... like how the hell you gonna stomp on a female like that? thats some pussy shit if u ask me... next time i see her though i'll be sure to sit her down one on one and discuss this with her... she wont want to but we're gonna have to, to prevent anything else happening... ~T-RocK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear NEW WHIP- You make my heart skip a beat every time I look at you. This $450 a month car payment is totally worth every penny. Love From The Bottom Of My Heart, El Guccifunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Gucci the fuck did you buys interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Overtime, Mine is pearl white and looks 20 times sicker, I'll post it tomorrow when I get flicks. Own it all on my own at 20 years old, so far today I got crazy ice grills from disgruntled oldheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear C-walk, but hes 15 or 16 and is named kevin.. but dude is "in a gang" ~T-Rock. Dear Tails, 15, 16 eh? he'll get his dont you worry about it man. worry about your girl and her being around him. look out for her and dont stress this fool. kids got a lot of growing up to do and from what i can tell it will be coming very soon. aint worth your time to stress this kid. worry about your girl. -Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear tails c-walk with the good advice for sure but smash face tire iron I find that hammers to the knee caps or slingshots with ball bearings also make very effective negotiating tools. sincerely weeso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo 15 or 16? shit.. i'll kick his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Easto & C-walk, c-walk you got a point... and a hammer to the knee cap sounds like it would work... i was thinkin more along the lines of, metal bat to the head, ribs, brass knuckles to the grill, steel toed boots to the head and face, or i could be on some method man steez and sew his booty hole closed and keep feeding him for hours... torture nigga, torture..... ~Tails. Dear Mom, ok.... your on some bullshit for real... first you take my money and buy a sac, ask me to pack you a bowl, and give me the rest... ok i can understand that, IF I PLANNED ON BUYING WEED WITH THAT MONEY.... and now you act like it never happened, and you never bought anything... and i told u this, you reply with "well fine ill give u some then.." and hand me a baggy with 2 big ass stems in it with a couple of leaves and seeds collecting at the bottom? your my ma, i love you, but if anyone else handed me something like this they'd get a straight up "fuck you" and the bag thrown in their grill... you need to stop smokin yo for real.... ~stealingyourstashOner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Gucci Better be a stick shift nice whip overtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear homegirl, if you don't order your tickets tonight for nye, and make us miss the chance to party hardy, i'm gonna bust you in the grillpiece. just a heads-up. love always, your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear copycat, you are no competition for my business. you giant gaping vagina hole, did you like me coming to your business and causing a huge scene? hahahahaha. not one of you stood up to me while i was talking shit in front of all your customers. eat me you stupid cunt of an imitation. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear new years, be good... I hope the bay is enjoyable during celebration. happy new years!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Everyone, Die. That is all - Random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idontcareandimnotsorry Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Super-Fly Cuban Guy, "How are you feeling?" I'm sorry I dissed you last night. You played all your cards right, but I was caught up with some bullshit. The massage you gave me was really good and got me super horny, thats why I had to get up and walk away... Your body felt and smelled so good - if i see you at the new years eve party, no voy a ser tan angelita. - Ya tu sabes ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear copycat, you are no competition for my business. you giant gaping vagina hole, did you like me coming to your business and causing a huge scene? hahahahaha. not one of you stood up to me while i was talking shit in front of all your customers. eat me you stupid cunt of an imitation. <3 ssn dear suki, hahaha! this is hilarious and i can fully see you doing this. keep living the pug thug life, HP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bruce, Go to bed son, stop playing mind doctor for kids you dont even know at 3am. With love, Big Bruce from Bushwick Brooklyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear twinky the homogeneous kid, sorry i did call to hook up with you when i was in phoenix. my brother just bought rock band and i discovered my inner drummer. i became a rockstar over night and spent the majority of my time on the drums and/or mic. you don't need to cry. i'll be back again. she the shocka dear magnum o' piss, i wish you would have made it out with the other boys for new years. des Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milkmilkmeowmeow, what r u doing tonight? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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