CALIgula Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear stomach, stop fucking making weird noises! the other day i was sittin next to this hot chick in class, and you made it seem like i was about to shit my pants. thanks, calimmodium g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear hatorihanzo, today i was with a couple buddies they were smoking on the balcony there was a spider and a web they were high and watched a spider wrap up a moth for thirty minutes. as soon as the spider was done they grabbed another moth and threw it on the web and watched it again.. that is all santa-cruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Hatori & everyone else talking about spider friends. I have many spider friends. You could almost call me the "crazy spider lady." These are my favorites. I feed my buddies grasshoppers and watch them wrap them up and eventually eat them. My co-worker killed one in front of me, knowing that I love them, so I didn't talk to her for 3 days. I also love my little tiny baby geckos that live with me at home. friend of the hated, VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear face you look haggard maybe the booze fuelled late nights are catching up put some cucumbers on those eyes dear fists of rage, more trying to fight in bars you got yourself banned from the newport and paramount in one night no big loss but still two less drinking holes in a town that has few to offer ps. you guys need to be in good shape as i have tons and tons of work next week fucking summer i shall rewar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Beer, you hurt me a lot last night and this morning. Kindly desist. Much love, Jacksonx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Vaj, Its cool you have leopard geckos. I truly am not a big fan of them I prefer bearded dragons and monitors. My friend used to have this columbian black and white tegu that hated everything that moved and it made me happy watching it jumping towards peoples faces to attack them. This makes no sense and I am hungover. Toodles, .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Hatori- They're Mediterranean Geckos. And I don't like have them as pets, they live in and around my house. They're everywhere. I love them. VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Hatori- They're Mediterranean Geckos. VAJ, do they speak greek? cali-g p.s. THIS IS SPARTA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali- They tell me bedtime stories of their hard times back in Greece, and how happy they are to be with me now. Yes its in Greek. Thing is we're so close and in tune with each others emotions, it doesn't matter. We understand each other perfectly. Love has no language. --GeckoVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear Geckovaj, HAHAHAHA.....that was one of the awesomest posts i have ever seen you post! cali p.s. what does a geckosvaj even look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo CALI- I don't know. I had a google image I was going to post, but its too late for that kind of narlyness. I'm tired and its time for my bedtime stories. goodnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo vaj, it has to only be 9pm out there in tejas....hows it bedtime? (unless you have to be up by 4 or 5 am) cali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo CALI- I have to be up at 6. But I've had an eventful day for the most part. (Between 12oz sessions) Also when girls say its time for bed, that means "I should be in bed within an hour." I'm really going now. --sometimesgirlyVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo CALI- I have to be up at 6. But I've had an eventful day for the most part. (Between 12oz sessions) Also when girls say its time for bed, that means "I should be in bed within an hour." I'm really going now. --sometimesgirlyVAJ VAJ- I vote you take the day off of work (play hookie)... because its Columbus day...and you shoulda had it off anyways. --alwaysmanlyCALIgula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Customersofhollywoodvideo, Please believe I got the last copy of Knocked Up at home bitch! I've had it for three weeks! If you want me to return it, then buy me a goddamned Cherry Pepsi when you come to rent the movies you don't really want in the first place. Don't bitch at me that we don't carry enough copies in stock. We've got twenty....plenty. The look on your little yuppie face when I tell you that I have the last copy is priceless...keep it up. Faithfully yours, Bruceoneupski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo doesnt hollywood video have that policy of if its not in stock its free next time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz Family, Its been a productive day, i must say. Il treasure this day indeed. Im tired, have to wake my ass up 6 in the monin. You all have nice day, night, morning, wat eva. Peace. Tranc......(New Name In progress) or not....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear life, Hook me up with something good, because i sure fucking need it right now. a couple grand and some blowjobs would be a nice start. Sincerely, MrShitlifeacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo doesnt hollywood video have that policy of if its not in stock its free next time? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Darcy Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear co-worker, You're so intelligent and hot, please dump your boyfriend so we can smash happily ever after. Thanks Darcy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Jake Ryan, You are so dreamy, too bad you don't even know who I am. Love, Samantha Baker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo VAJ- I vote you take the day off of work (play hookie)... because its Columbus day...and you shoulda had it off anyways. --alwaysmanlyCALIgula Cali- On the program I use daily when we have days off, that day on the calendar turns blue. Apparently so does every holiday. Up until Friday I thought we had today off. I wasn't scheduling anything and I almost made plans for a trip to Austin. Here I am, at work. dingbatVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Postman Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo %$#@!#$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear MilkG/Sherock/FagHag/CrazyDrunkMuthaFuckerOner I heart you. We wore matching shoes minus the lacing on yours. Thanks for a great time, we must do it again. Getting humped in that cage by gay boys was fabulous. <3 s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Dentist I don't know why my gums are still sore - but they are. I need more codeine. Thanks for fucking my shit up. Mitch Dear brother Your wedding is this weekend and I have to make a speech - That sucks royally. StageFreightOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Martians. get me the fuck outa here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali- On the program I use daily when we have days off, that day on the calendar turns blue. Apparently so does every holiday. Up until Friday I thought we had today off. I wasn't scheduling anything and I almost made plans for a trip to Austin. Here I am, at work. dingbatVAJ do they have whattaburgers in austin?....i need to plan a triip out there if they do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Its part of Texas isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo theres a talk show host in my city who is from texas... hes always talking about longhorns and whattaburger.. hes got me wanting to try them burgers. anyways, his name is arnie....heres his webpage.. http://www.robarnieanddawn.com/newsite/arnieindex.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali- slipping up and not following the rules is ok every once in a while. if i do it. I probably won't ever click on that link. I'm just THAT lazy. Whataburger is freaking amazing. We've had this conversation. They're open 24 hours and they have awesome breakfast that they sell 12 hours a day. --FattyMcLazyVAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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