TresOne Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dear new manager, Please stop cutting those disastrous farts whenever you come into my office to ask me something. We've all heard your claims of having 'mild colitis', but I still think it's an excuse for the fact that you're a vile, stank-ass, redneck douchebag. The next time you drop you ass gasses near my desk, I'm going to wash out your coffee mug in the urinal. Cease and desist, n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dear most recent EX as of last week, You know what they say about those who sweat thyself You might find yourself, by yourself I'm not waitin because I'm no waiter So when you realized what you lost, don't try to kick it to me later -All them girls must got you gassed well when they see a good thing they don't let it pass hahahahaha eat shit, ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear rain fuck off i want to get drunk on my patio tonight best wishes tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dear Prokchop thanks for returning to 12oz to remind us what fun you are. Cousin Fucker! Without Love, not your cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear deers, quit fukin spraying all over the garbage cans and leavin your coco pebbles near my car. your number one shooter, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dear Bed, i'll be there in a few Love, ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear bladder please control yourself, the legs are too lazy to walk to the bathroom love, the brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear raven, thank you for deleting down those racist threads. caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dear Dephy, I love you. /nohomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dear me, wtf the fuck is wrong with you recently. You should prolly just move and start fresh somewhere new mo' better than where your at. P.S. you better hurry up and find a new hustle you gotta pay for shit... -yourself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear cable guy why the fuck cant you get here friday? the one day im home and you cancel? you sir, are a douchebag go fuck yourself sideways kindest wishes tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAMER Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 dear deers, quit fukin spraying all over the garbage cans and leavin your coco pebbles near my car. your number one shooter, Me. this made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Dear KFC, Thanks for the food poisoning. I forgot how excellent it is to have a houseful of people who are double-barrelling it in the bathroom. I love having to clean vomit out of the sink. More than having to clean a rainbow of doom from the toliet. It was so worth it, for your mediocre biscuits. Go die, Bloody Anal Cavityoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear Dairy Still hiding in the attic. I fear the germans will find us soon.... Anne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 hahhahaha Dear, jill get out of your bathrobe and come pick me up or come pick me up in your bathrobe, either way, hurry up love, your date raper ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear soon to be ex wife, Stop bothering me with all your questions. And stop trying to take my monies. - Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear Dairy Still hiding in the attic. I fear the germans will find us soon.... Anne. dear parklife this made me laugh dear ICB thanks for reviving my thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear self, You need a new girlfriend. Love, Yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear Florida people, I might be moving there soon if I can get a transfer. Maybe. Love, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear chronic migraines, Go away. Or tell my doctor to hook me up with more pills. I'll settle for either. Or both. Love, MrChupacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear Edogg, One of the best threads ever in the history of thread making history. I do not understand how it would ever stop. Sincerely, IOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear caligula, get off 12oz and go study love, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear edoggg, your welcome, i loved this thread. ICB Dear, beer then for helping my problems ICB dear, jill and desiree i want to smash, talk to you when you come to my house tomorrow morning hahaha ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear edogg and ICB Thanks for the kudos Love, Parklife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear starbucks next time you make me a mocha, please put the fucking shots in it. i dont like paying $3.50 for chocolate milk. yes, im still pissed about it. sincerly, you're never again customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear California, see you in a few hours. in addition, dear god, lets make it a smooth flight. kthnxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Dear Sharkcycle in Stafford CT, Please accept my motorcycle return I'll even pay a restocking if you want. You guys are just a shitty dealership who sell crap thats overpriced. I love the RC51 but you sold me a lemon and I dont want to pay for it. Also the people you have working in parts are assholes and when my friend came in to ask for a quote on an exhaust the guy told him "I'll give you a quote when you come back with some money." I hope when I bring my bike back on a trailer saturday because its not safe to ride you will understand and just take the bike back.... Signed -Very angry me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear summer school, peace out.....im free! love, cali-g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear god, it's me margaret. stop plegerizing judy blume! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 dear hot asian chicks, please sit on my face. sincerly, twinky also dear cute girlfriend of mine, give better dome, lips go over your teeth.. love ya! twinky and dear me, your ass is way too fat, its called a treadmill. also dont forget to skate more, that helps, and call that girl you met at taco bell, you know the little scenester girl, definite smash. i hate you, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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