Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I had people over tonight. You know, it's friday. My parents are out of town. My siblings are out. Of course I'm going to let the crew come over. But my friend (who is a girl) "accidentally" brings over two bitches. One ends up passing out and collapsing on the floor from some weed, one apparently has never been drunk before and its her first time. She is stumbling all over me and such, but eventually she is throwing up. We've got people making too much noise, people smoking inside the house, people outside my house smoking and making noise, I am just fucking paranoid because I've never had this type of out of control "get together" before. Man this shit was crazy. Hooooolly shit. Keep in mind, while I was attempting to manage the craziness in my crib, I broke a glass, spilled some mustard (wtf?), stumbled aroudn a few times, and finished off a fuckload of smirnoff. And I am still drunk right now. I am just finally settled down a bit because for some reason I was picturing the worst for today. Man. Someone lend me some support after this fun but truamatizing event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 yeah, highschool was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Yeah, this shit is insane. But I just graduated. I guess I'm kindof having the experiences that most highschoolers have earlier. Eh. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 man, i could never while living with my parents have ever done that type shit in thier house, my mom has the nose of a blood hound and my dad the short fuse and fist of mike tyson times 1 and a half. my mom would be all innocnt like "why does it smell like skunk and fish in here?" and my dad would be like "you had bitches and weed in here didnt you!" POW! im living on my own now, but its a piece of shit studio, thinking about moveing back home i dunno maybe ill make a thread about it. *my dads black and my moms cambodian, im a rare breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 act completely casual and normal and remember to clean up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Yeah dude, remember parties are good when their not at YOUR house. I have never let more than 3 or 4 people over, because I know what you motherfuckers do when your drunk and what I do, and that shit isn't going down in my home. Plus I've got so much valuable shit laying around I would have to put like 4 hours of work in hiding everything before the party. I'm usually pretty respectful, except for a few times, but every time I have ever gone to a party someone throws up somewhere or some shit gets broken, so I won't even fuck with it. My boy, yo hes the exact opposite. EVERYDAY theres atleast 10 heads at his crib, and this mother fucker will actually leave and go out with other people while leaving a squad of people drinking at his house. His mom comes home like "wheres ____?" and we're like "I dunno." Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 so... did you kick everyone out yet? That's the first step... but be sure to let your good friends know that it's nothing personal and if they come back in an hour or so without the crazy bitches AND help you clean up, you'll be glad to smoke them out and kick them out again once the cleaning is done... it's important that you tell them they'll be kicked out a second time, as to avoid the backlash, but DON'T tell them that you're not packing the bong until the house is clean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 You should ask Hesh about this probably... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 act completely casual and normal and remember to clean up. Thanks Captain Obvious, I'll keep that in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Man, that's not an out of control party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Thanks Captain Obvious, I'll keep that in mind. i didnt realize you started this thread. the comment wasnt directed at you in the first place Richard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 smirnoff?! what were you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Man, that's not an out of control party. Yeah, I guess its cause I don't do this very often and I was drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 smirnoff?! what were you thinking? I didn't buy it :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 smirnoff?! what were you thinking? tesco economy all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 awww i remember when i was 14...spilling mustard and knocking stuff over while the parents were away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 hahaha when the girl passes out thats when you carry her into your bedroom and close the door before without anyone noticing and have some late night fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Hahaha http://www.sleepingbitch.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 When I was 14 I came home on the fourth of July trashed as fuck, and dropped a jar of salsa on the kitchen floor right infront of momdukes. Ahh, the fun of growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jackson Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Meh, you can clean shit like that up, its a minor. BUT when something precious gets smashed/stolen/beer poured in it then it is time to worry. Example being mumsie's jewellery box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 Hahahaha I dropped a wineglass when I was attempting to straighten up a bit, ah the irony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 You live with your parents...Loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 i miss my parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Mine are moving this weekend to another state..I'm sure they will be missed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 where the fuck is her neck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 you gotta get on that warren g tip and ................................................................regulate mufuckas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukon jack Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 you and your firends should of got a bunch of supersoakers and filled them with various liquids (boiling water, pee, ect.) and sprayed people who were causeing to much ruckus. there is N0 way to control a large group of drunk people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 You live with your parents...Loser. How many years did it take you to move out? You probably graduated high school in a cumulative 4 years, right? I graduated in 3, and not because of nerdom, but because if I doubled credits it was easy. Graduated with a solid 2.5 and now I'm moving out of the house in a few weeks, a year ahead of most losers like you :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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