Bellbeefer Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 -Strippers who act like strippers outside of work. -Text messages. -The Heat.(the team and the weather). -Baby sitting drunks. -People that don't know what they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideTheFire Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 SPANGLISH!!! pick a fucking language you fucktards. i understand both!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 -Folks that write checks for $4.23 in the express lane at the store holly shit people still write checks?:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 hipsters art fags people that cant speak english. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 and... people who suck really bad at graffiti and call others toy... Just cuz you may know or bang some good writers doesnt mean you are one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 girls who immediately start taking pictures when the enter a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah567 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 when i wipe my booty to much and if chaffs.. that always sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM.. Food? Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 ; people who stink like shit and sit next to me on the fucking bus or train, not that all one race in particular does but yesterday i had a dark as ethiopian cunt sit next to me who was like 6'5 and stank the bus out, fuck, all them around my area seem to stink. not hating on them though, some of them are cool people. ; when busses or trains run late ; missing the bus ; toys who call other cunts toys or treat people like toys because theyre SLIGHTLY better ; having the best opportunity to hit a wall, but not having paint with you ; hero citizens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Hahaha, I am fermentor's pet peeve. White hat/ no shirt. Drive like a maniac. People who leave five car lengths between them and the car ahead of them. Don't be scared, get up there. You're a retard. Provided you stopped instantaneously when the car in front of you did (which is impossible), it would still take about one car length per 10mph for you to stop in time to not hit them. Is tailgating going to allow you to go any fast or get you to your destination any faster? if you answered yes to either of these questions, please kill yourself now instead of waiting to get in an accident that could jeopardize the lives of others. Tailgaiters make me so mad that i want to crowbar their windshields at red lights. Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 when you go to the beach and you see.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 My neighbor blasting techno. That annoys me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 girls who immediately start taking pictures when the enter a party co-signed. and goes with digital camera persons in parties generally. It's always less of a party if there's even one asshole with a flash, catching your expression as you're finishing the 12-pack... You just cannot get properly wasted if you have a feeling that you'll wind up in the internet looking like a retarded vampire caught jerking off or something ...unless it's those two professional photographer buddies who know the deal and will get more drunk than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 c... You just cannot get properly wasted if you have a feeling that you'll wind up in the internet looking like a retarded vampire caught jerking off thats so dead on i actually laughed a little bit. that said im with you....i get drunk often enough that i dont really feel like documentation is necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 :bawling: No bitch, you pay attention to what is taking place on the road. I am in a truck and can see over the top of most cars, and act according to what vehicles well up the road are doing. Shut the fuck up with your ten mph = one car length shit, too. That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, and it makes otherwise capable people drive like they are elderly. Go ahead and try to slow down next time you are in front of me, too. Don't expect me to step on the brakes. And for the record, tailgating is just one of many things that gets me to my destinations faster. Speeding and passing on the shoulder helps as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 while we are on the topic of driving how about people who dont move when the light changes and then get out of their car like they are going to fight you when you lay on the horn? that shits awesome. i had to deal with one of these "gangsters" yesterday which given my mood i actually enjoyed (because didnt beat the shit out of me, which judging from his size he would have had no problem doing). actually, given my mood yesterday i probably would have enjoyed stabbing the guy to death in front of the girl he was trying to impress but thats beside the point. im really starting to get tired of peoples shit. *i fucking give up. this was the "falling down" poster but something i wrong and i dont feel like figuring out what. well....not that tired but pretty fucking tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 PEOPLE WHO RIP THE SIDES OF POTATO CHIP BAGS... CAR HORNS... KOREAN LADIES WHO WALK INTO YOU CAUSE THEY EYES GLUED TO TEXT MESSAGING... TEXT MESSAGING... CELL PHONES... WET SOCKS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 shittin at my girls parents house kid shits grimey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Why is Friends still being rerun every evening but there isn't a Seinfeld on before 11:00pm??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Muffin tops. For christsake. Don't you know how to dress yourself? :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Mosquitos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 i have about 897348907394 million pet peeves i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~SMUTBADLUCK~ Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dont know if somebody else already called it ?? ...... Men who wear "Flip-Flops" . Sounds like a hot chick walking behind you-Then boom !!! Its some Metro-Sexual Trendster with a Eurohawk, pink shirt, and..... FLIP-FLOPS ??? . KILL YOURSELF . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 you turn around to look at a girl just because you hear flip flops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Got to get while the getting is good I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 loud mobile phone talkers. sure make a call , but i dont want to know what fucking time you have to pick your sister up from the airport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~SMUTBADLUCK~ Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 you turn around to look at a girl just because you hear flip flops? . My point was.. i associate the sound with a Women.. . I like women, so I look, I'm missing your point ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Point is, dont be tricked by Metro Sexual trickery. We all learned a lesson today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~SMUTBADLUCK~ Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 :biglaugh: . TRUTH . :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I also learned that agreeing to go on a diet to help your girl cause she is on one sucks. I really miss beer and real food, its only been 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You're a retard. Provided you stopped instantaneously when the car in front of you did (which is impossible)' date=' it would still take about one car length per 10mph for you to stop in time to not hit them. Is tailgating going to allow you to go any fast or get you to your destination any faster? if you answered yes to either of these questions, please kill yourself now instead of waiting to get in an accident that could jeopardize the lives of others. Tailgaiters make me so mad that i want to crowbar their windshields at red lights. Die.[/quote'] TRUE! when I notice someone tailgating me I always tap my breaks to fuck with them regardless of whats happening in front of me.... and I don't give a FUCK if I get plowed into ... all the insurance cares about is I got hit from behind [no homo] and that shit doesn't go on my driving record, motherfucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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