BalognaZone

if it was just truth serum, it would just make you tell the truth, which would be hilarious, like liar liar. this shit seems to make you incapable of saying no. like the use of making a dead man's mistresses march into the grave with him and sit there while they are buried alive. or the use of making women prostitute themselves while on it. that seems like more than the inability to lie. perhaps it is exagerated though. in any event, the concept terrifies me, even if the reality falls slightly short. i think the movie 'the serpent and the rainbow' is about this shit

In that case, a great deal of research, seemingly done in advance and placed on such websites as erowid.org, wikipedia.org, et al., has been released simultaneously with the vbs.tv story in order to make it appear to be a true phenomenon, in the immortal yellow journalistic tradition of holocaust denial. let me guess, you're an intelligent design advocate?

no one would ever steal a video camera

... or, the scariest thing I've ever seen. http://www.vbs.tv/player.php?bctid=1119242704&bccl=MTExOTE3NDYwNF9fTkVXUw==

an all time great. just watched it a week ago, but this thread makes me want to slip that greasy dvd into my hot slot. n'i mean? jusq'ici, tout va bien... jusq'ici, tout va bien

no, i meant Dane Cook is some what original, at least in his super annoying delivery, although the Louis CK theft is confirmed. carlos mencia has a special place in hell waiting for him, when he finally chokes on that final burrito while making a joke about a black midget. Carlos Mencia is accepted as a 'brother' by certain contingents of the arian brotherhood. Fact. And, Eddie Murphy is far from the best ever, since, at the very least, he does Richard Pryor jokes, but isn't as funny as Richard Pryor. Not even close

dane cook is almost as bad as russell peters who is almost as bad as carlos mencia, because he is bad in a somewhat original way, whereas they simply fall short of dave chapelle

you can't even spell Nasdaq. Do you know how to calculate a P/E ratio? actually, apple is down from a 52 week high, and even on friday, when the iPhone came out, the stock price (which is not 'equivalent' to what a stock is 'worth') only fluctuated within a two point range, if i'm reading my chart right, which i am. conclusion? your grandpa, smart though he may be, did not make a shit load of money on friday unless he invested a HUGE ammount of start up capital, since the max gain was about 2% on friday. look for the stock to jump around earnings announcement time, provided the iPhone continues to do insane numbers; the stock is trading at 38 times earnings, which means that if the earnings spike, the stock could go nuts. that probably won't happen though. i expect the iPhone to cool off almost as quickly as the PS3. class dismissed

does anyone know how i can convert a VOB file into an mpeg on a mac? do i need a program i don't have? sorry if this has already been covered. Thanks

looking to expand my working knowledge of soul music along the lines of old teddy p and luther and earth wind and fire. anyone have suggestions on artists i've never heard of? word.

good looks errbody. closed? or do we want to talk more about tiger bombs?

on the madvillain CD, the song pretty blood, what is the song sampled? the one that goes 'yoooou've been drifting around the town, with your fancy clown'. the winner gets a 'tiger bomb' which is a sandwhich i created to honor tiger woods. it consists of: a sub roll, 3 nike golf balls, and slathered in tiger balm. how you use the ingredients is totally at your discretion.

is kisama lord_casek's new SN? that's a little extreme for the situation i think. i mean, i don't think there should be tremendously hard feelings, i certainly have none; i do enjoy arguing. the problem, casek, is that when you take up this stance that everything is part of this agenda, you find away to make everything part of the agenda. like the boystown thing (which you brought up and criticized me for not knowing in the same post, btw), which was not at all relevent. my problem with this tack is that it infers causality and is self-satisfying. 'think the gov't is trying to control everything? of course i do, look at all these terrorist plots.' 'but they just stopped one' 'yeah, they're scapegoating and distracting attention'. shit like that. there isn't an action that the bush admin or anyone involved in government could take that you would not attribute to some diabolical motive. and so far, although you have provided copious documents, i find that they all fall far short of conclusive proof that this illuminati fantasy of yours is a reality. this is not to say that gov't is flawless, particularly the bush admin. but your conspiracy theory stuff is just to flimsy for me to believe as is. in my oppinion, something this far reaching could not orchestrated without signifcantly more obvious traces. i know, i know, here comes another shit storm of documents that are supposed to be about A and are at best somewhere between A and B. i think, if you don't mind, we can skip it this time, people seem to be getting heated. edit* and there is a 0% chance you know who i am, so i assume that was a joke

i think cartman's use of the phrase on south park predates zach morris' first use. not 100% sure though

fuck bitches, get money

registered for Macroeconomics, intro to econometrics, linear algebra, and survey of early greek literature but will probably drop two of the first three fro french and a video production class. i thought glik was past schoolin age, go figure. that is a serious course load.

wait, so was debris from flight 93 scattered over five miles... or was there no debris, just a big crater? you conspiracy advocates should get together and decide which it is. and the wings brok off, because they're wings.

wait, now +2, i think that's right

9,900+5

i can't imagine ever getting this excited about post count. but maybe i'm just 9,900 short?

well, i sure wish i could read that. most people don't think human sacrifice takes place there. but once again you have the inside dope, right?

regardless of what the topic is, sex slaves and bohemian grove weaken any political argument. way to look like a nut though

if the united states ever invades iran or china, i will eat a piece of poop in times square, and you will know it because there will be a news story about a guy eating poop in times square wearing a sign that says 'lord casek was right.' until then, put all this conspiracy crap in a bottle and piss in another, see which fills up first.

i'm not clicking that link, i'm at work. final thought. you say all these things are true. other people with more information and training and education say they are not true, and they contradict your sources. why should i believe your point, which is more of a stretch, when you have less credible 'evidence' to back it up? so far all i've seen is links to articles that are about peripheral shit, speculation on your part, and interviews with people who seem to have a vested interest in proving this conspiracy. Balogna, out

fake terrorists?! so no radical muslims hate america and practice jihad?