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Lady advice for the Ch 0 dewds

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HOW TO TREAT A LADY

 

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

 

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

 

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

 

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

 

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

 

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

 

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

 

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

 

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

 

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

 

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

 

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

 

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

 

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

 

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

 

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

 

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

 

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

 

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

 

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

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16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

 

 

 

:lol2:

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Im all for #9

 

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

 

 

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18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

 

haha

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"6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies."

 

Best one.

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#21.

 

Women love a man with an imagination. When she asks you what you're thinking, immediately say "roto rooting dat culo!"

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not that it ever worked for me but... one time this guy said, if you end up in one of those akward situations where you sleep with a girl but with your clothes on, if you stay awake and then jerk off on her face then in the morning she'll be your girlfriend... this only worked like 7 out of 20 times I tried it but MAYBE i DID IT WRONG... oops, sorry abot the caps lock...

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hahahaha #1 is wicked, among many

ive used it a few times. it back fires tho. When u say could be better, some broads go on for hours raving about how they couldnt get their hair right that morning, or how they think theyr fat and shit:shakehead: be careful

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#22. When she asks if you know her birthday, tell her you'll just need about 365 guesses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

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#23: When she asks if shes the best youve ever had, laugh and say no (even if she is). Then proceed to tell her about what so-and-so did and let you do. It gives her a goal to strive for.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

I need a girl with "plow" experiance

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