Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 i would be Jigga edit- to see what all the hype is about. super fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 i would be porkchop's asian cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 ^^^yeah, I'd do that for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 sucka free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 id be paris hilton, then go take a dump on the red carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 The buff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 i would be this thing WHOA...DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT SHIT?! Totally crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I would be...the moon,and i would try my hardest to crash down on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I'd be the changing room at Victoria's Secret in Beverly Hills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 But I'd keep my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Sounds like a plan HA! I pulled a first on Google FUCK YO COUCH GOOGLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 woah.. uncle boy beat me to it. i would totally be INVISIBLE. its been my 'power' fantasy for yeeears. the beauty is that you dont even need any real super powers. just to be unseen. its the most 'reasonable' of ridiculous abilities. you can get away with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 An international Pilot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I'd be a werewolf. I would scare the shit out of some little kids and kill a bunch of stuff in the woods, then wake up naked in a field somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 you don't need to be a werewolf for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 good point. I'm sure a lot of booze would do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 a lot of booze always does the trick, regardless of the situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Co-signed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I would like to be some type of marsupile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I'd be the word 'sweet'. Then I'd move to florida where I'd get tons of play outside of 'Pacific Sunwear'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 i stick to my theory that being invisible would leave you blind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 a blue whale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 A black guy, so I could know what it's like to be "down". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Honestly a cop.. I think that wold be an interesting job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Haha. I just realized that your location is 'dog chapman' I'd like to see what its like to collect unemployment and not do shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 man i got unemployment for the first time in my life in january for one week and got a letter saying they overpaid me and i now owe them 70 dollors.. nevermind that i paid rent with that money and have no job at the moment with no income... i gotta pay them so i can get paid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I did that when i fucked up my back and all I did as drink and paint freights.. Im currently waiting unemployment right now from the Canadian government even though I know longer live there.. They still pay it if you live in the US. Once the baby is born in a couple weeks im gonna switch it over to parental leave.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exzo757 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I would be the mirror in the back room of a vagus strip club so I would have to pay a cover or tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 man i should just pack up and ship off to the plant in canada.. and nvmnd the blue whale i wanna be deadpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Id be a chick, and go les all week. Then take nude pics and send them to my cell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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