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if you could be anything for a week

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anything for a week... does it count as something I could already do like be free of these stupid threads for a week or should I aim high like the individual immolation of... well, you can't see the list.

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ID be this dude that burns all the money and leads the humanrace to hell, while i smoke all my pounds of bubblegum marijuana. Ye, ima cultivate the whole united states. California has kali mist. NYC got the diesel, and tx , we got that dirty mexican shit. so fuck yall.

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OR

ima be an honest, truly honest person

whom remind humanity they forgot their genatalia is the next mans over and , ye, fuck that pussy .

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Originally posted by Smart+Apr 3 2006, 11:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Smart - Apr 3 2006, 11:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Gat:Bush@Apr 4 2006, 12:09 AM

a c0ke dealer so i could fuck male models.

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i see the folly of my quote adjusting ways. i repent! i repent!

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 4 2006, 12:11 AM

The head nigga in charge of the button.

 

So i could kill everybody and finally i would have time to read my books.

 

...but your glasses are broken!

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Originally posted by harvey wallbanger+Apr 4 2006, 12:25 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (harvey wallbanger - Apr 4 2006, 12:25 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Apr 4 2006, 12:11 AM

The head nigga in charge of the button.

 

So i could kill everybody and finally i would have time to read my books.

 

...but your glasses are broken!

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A Man in a world at peace, alone... in... the trilight zone

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My cat Murdock. Just so I could sleep, eat treats, be a spoiled brat, climb shit way too high up, and make ridiculous dinosaur-isque noises when I get hyper.

 

... that kind of sounds like my life now. Eh.

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id be an american so i could paint freights.

 

Originally posted by Schnitzel@Apr 4 2006, 06:53 AM

hippo dude, imagine life in the spa only getting upo to knock some people out of a canoe

 

 

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: i like the way you say like a little kid, 'out of a canoe haha

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Originally posted by rattleytins@Apr 4 2006, 07:13 AM

i'd be george bush and commit suicide

 

best answer so far.

 

Youd be doing your country/the world proud.

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if i could be anything for a week?

jessica alba's panties. or dildo. or ... boyfriend? fuck i should have said that first...

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