Nyarlathotep Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 i'd be a zippo lighter in the back pocket of dubsface's jeans all week... lawdy have mecy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 a mod so i could close all of your weak threads. BLAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 a c0ke dealer so i could fuck mad models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 The head nigga in charge of the button. So i could kill everybody and finally i would have time to read my books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 anything for a week... does it count as something I could already do like be free of these stupid threads for a week or should I aim high like the individual immolation of... well, you can't see the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Apr 4 2006, 12:09 AM a c0ke dealer so i could fuck male models. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 ID be this dude that burns all the money and leads the humanrace to hell, while i smoke all my pounds of bubblegum marijuana. Ye, ima cultivate the whole united states. California has kali mist. NYC got the diesel, and tx , we got that dirty mexican shit. so fuck yall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by courtorder@Apr 3 2006, 11:08 PM a mod so i could close all of your weak threads. BLAM! Quoted post YOU GOTTA USE YOUR IMAGINAAATION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 OR ima be an honest, truly honest person whom remind humanity they forgot their genatalia is the next mans over and , ye, fuck that pussy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by Smart+Apr 3 2006, 11:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Smart - Apr 3 2006, 11:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Gat:Bush@Apr 4 2006, 12:09 AM a c0ke dealer so i could fuck male models. Quoted post Quoted post [/b] i see the folly of my quote adjusting ways. i repent! i repent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 4 2006, 12:11 AM The head nigga in charge of the button. So i could kill everybody and finally i would have time to read my books. Quoted post ...but your glasses are broken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger+Apr 4 2006, 12:25 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (harvey wallbanger - Apr 4 2006, 12:25 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Apr 4 2006, 12:11 AM The head nigga in charge of the button. So i could kill everybody and finally i would have time to read my books. Quoted post ...but your glasses are broken! Quoted post [/b] A Man in a world at peace, alone... in... the trilight zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitan Cronch Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Its just me myself and I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOURCREAM AND ONION Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 My cat Murdock. Just so I could sleep, eat treats, be a spoiled brat, climb shit way too high up, and make ridiculous dinosaur-isque noises when I get hyper. ... that kind of sounds like my life now. Eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I'd be an owl, not a macrame owl but a real one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 hippo dude, imagine life in the spa only getting upo to knock some people out of a canoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 id be an american so i could paint freights. Originally posted by Schnitzel@Apr 4 2006, 06:53 AM hippo dude, imagine life in the spa only getting upo to knock some people out of a canoe Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: i like the way you say like a little kid, 'out of a canoe haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 i'd be a deadly virus and kill off 2thirds of the planet's human population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 i'd be george bush and commit suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 hahaha.. thats a start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skirmfirm Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Originally posted by rattleytins@Apr 4 2006, 07:13 AM i'd be george bush and commit suicide Quoted post best answer so far. Youd be doing your country/the world proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 if i could be anything for a week? jessica alba's panties. or dildo. or ... boyfriend? fuck i should have said that first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 there is nothing better than being Mr. ABC. nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count de chocula Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 i be a bird. so i could fly far...far far away from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 The head nigga in charge of the button. So i could kill everybody and finally i would have time to read my books. Really. I would be Billy Joel. I would drive around Long Island crashing vintage cars into trees and mansions and write songs about being a disgruntled fisherman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 i would be this thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 be invisible rob banks false crack lots of fools piss on a cop you know, the usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Drunk. agreed whats the "Props" thing do? i clicked it regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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