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I saw an old hindu dude jerkin it on the bus today

it was hella crowded and i was standing/passed out from tiredness above him (dude was sitting down). He was harsh handling his man junk like it was nothing. that shits nasty.

(no homo, i did or said nothing to him)

 

anybody got any gross bus stories?

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over the years i've seen plenty of people shoot heroin, die from overdoses, piss, shit, vomit, fighting, stabbings, etc etc etc on buses and trains

 

public transport is fun

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I was ont he bus late one night on a mission downtown when midway through the ride i heard lot of windows opening in the back and then at the next stop the driver told everyone to get off. I kinda glanced at the back and saw a puddle of what appeared to be somebodies yak.

 

As i got off to walk the rest of the way i heard some dude who was right behind him say "DAMN, i didnt think it was possible for that much to fit into a human stomach!"

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i've seen some sticking of fingers in ass crack and sniff,fights,loud mexicans,some bitch asking my freind if he shit himself for using griffen on the bus,you know the normal shit,good thing i don't use public no more.

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Once on my jr.high school bus I was poked in my eye, and it was a really bright day, and when ever the sun hit my eye I would have to squint in order not to let too much light in.

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I've seen several fights on trains. Some of those were pretty good.

 

 

The other week, I was fortunate enough to see a crackhead taking a dump next to a bench as I was on the train slowwwwwly pulling out of the station. Thats when you know its going to be a super day.

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iv only been on a public transit bus twice. i prefer the train and walking.

 

thats if im not riding my bike, witch is normally faster and alot more fun.

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Once late at night i caught the bus on vaness going down the hill and this philipino dude in the back of the bus was talking to his freinds about some stuff i dont remember, but during the whole entire convrosation he was throwing the n-bomb like it was nobody buissness like "nigga, yesterday i was at this place, and nigga that and nigga blah blah blah" his freinds were clearly not black. so anyways im irritated and most of the black kids on the bus are getting pissed and then one dude says to the philipino guy "hey open that window next to you" and the philipino guy does when the bus stops the black guy gets off the bus and befor the bus takes off i see a fist come through the open window and cracks the philipino guy square on his jaw...then the bus starts driving it was hilarious, the guy was crying on the bus for a while.

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She at

 

I've beat one of on the bus

 

 

its try'n piss str8 into that cana piss, thats problomatic,

but i generaly fuck it out the window with out due care

or attention, I like to think it'iht'd some cunt

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Originally posted by GEEB@Sep 16 2005, 10:06 PM

Once late at night i caught the bus on vaness going down the hill and this philipino dude in the back of the bus was talking to his freinds about some stuff i dont remember, but during the whole entire convrosation he was throwing the n-bomb like it was nobody buissness like "nigga, yesterday i was at this place, and nigga that and nigga blah blah blah" his freinds were clearly not black. so anyways im irritated and most of the black kids on the bus are getting pissed and then one dude says to the philipino guy "hey open that window next to you" and the philipino guy does when the bus stops the black guy gets off the bus and befor the bus takes off i see a fist come through the open window and cracks the philipino guy square on his jaw...then the bus starts driving it was hilarious, the guy was crying on the bus for a while.

 

 

thats actually one of the best stories ever,,,,,

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once, in a an empty bus there was this faggot, grabbing his dick and staring at me. I was so drunk I thought it would be a mistake to destroy him so I just made him stop by threatening his life, being very aggressive etc.

 

next moring I wake up and really fucking regret I didn't bash his skull, I still feel extreme anger when I think about it. I generally avoid all violence when I'm drunk, but this time it would've been the greatest thing to do, the best option ever...

 

fucking faggot... I could smell aids in the air, almost caught the gay, etc

 

Edit: the homo grabbed his dick through the pants, didn't flash it or anything...but still :hatred:

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I bet if there was a blind man on the bus he would have heard the quiet shattering of your pathetically fragile masculinity followed by the gentle rasping sound of your sexuality being ripped to shreds.

 

being very aggressive etc.

 

Did you pin him to the floor of the bus with your powerful upper arms and jam your stiff shaft in his ass you queer?

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Originally posted by gren1 bnc@Sep 17 2005, 06:26 AM

american buses sound fucked.

 

:haha: come visit a middle pennsylvania township if you wanna see fucked up america. just listen to aesop rock.

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Originally posted by alcohol swab@Sep 15 2005, 10:22 PM

some bitch asking my freind if he shit himself for using griffen on the bus

 

Haha, that was a good night. I've seen a group of kids make fun of a crackhead bitch til she started freakin out screamin, then one of the kids just slapped her...funny as hell. I've seen more then a few fights, and I've had my share of crackhead experiences like a nigga tellin me "Muthafuckas lookin at me like I'm a crackhead...nigga, I don't smoke crack, I EAT PUSSY! That shit get you hiiiiiiiiiiiigh"

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