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Go watch the Avengers. Like, now. Even if it costs $15 or whatever, you're gonna wanna tip the movie when you walk out, it's that fucking good.

 

MEGA SPOILER DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK.

 

*Unless you've seen it.

 

not sure why

 

could not fucking care less about this movie

 

don't even give a fuck about seeing it on dvd.

i like comic books, no clue why i have no interest

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i think its bound to be decent, i like iron man, captain america,

didnt see the new hulk or thro but heard they were also ok. it currently

holds 93% on rotten tomatoes and i havent heard a bad thing about it

from anyone else.

 

still im definitely more excited and have higher epectations for

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This was great. I cant believe they even agreed to be filmed. Bob was a

complete amateur compared to those guys.

 

yet another reason why european professional criminals are much more badass then their american counterparts. no blurred faces, bandannas, sunglasses or fitteds :lol:

it was cool how he showed them how to steal a belt though.

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Bob Arno: Pickpocket King

nat geo mini documentary about a stage pickpocketer who goes to naples to meet real pickpocketers.

only 45 mins and badass if your into that kinda stuff. watch it all the way through to the last minute, funny shit happens.

 

link: http://kat.ph/national-geographic-pickpocket-king-pdtv-xvid-ac3-mvgroup-org-avi-t5866795.html

 

 

better link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUHAQnyVveg

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here's a handful of movies i've seen recently. all are highly recommended.

 

hesher:

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goon:

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stifler as a hockey brawler. bonus: jay baruchel as his super wigger sidekick.

 

god bless america:

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bobcat goldthwait always does entertaining stuff. check out "Shakes the Clown" too.

 

super:

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kinda like kick ass starring dwight from the office

 

the skin i live in:

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if you don't mind subtitles and are in the mood for a good, creepy mind fuck watch this!!

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I can say with utmost certainty that Avengers was probably the best time I've had at the cinema in maybe 10 years. None of the lead-up Marvel films even comes close to how "right" this one gets it. Completely blows Iron Man out of the water if that was your favorite (it's almost everyone's favorite). If you like comic books, and like straight-up comic book sensibilities, I cant imagine how you wouldn't like this.

 

If you're afraid of a lowest-common-denominator Transformers-y vacuous explosion fest, I assure you, this is not. Personally, I was VERY concerned of a bullshit 3rd act where a city gets destroyed by aliens AGAAAIN, because we've seen it a million times. But the degree of balls and sheer comic book giddiness with which it is handled made it seem like it was the first time I've ever witnessed this scenario. One of the (many) money shots in the movie looks like it was lifted straight out of 2-page spread.

 

The action delivers, probably the highest frequency of HOLY SHIT FUCK YES FUCK YES moments I've ever seen in an action film, it's funny as fuck (with wit and smarts and reverence to the characters, no dumb humor), and you're properly invested in every single character by the time shit goes down. I dare you to not lose your mind when the Hulk finally shows up to the big fight at the end and immediately performs an act of asskickery that you've been wanting to see forever and none of the Hulk movies even came close to trying. And then he does like 7 more things that top that. And they're total crowd-pleasers, it's impossible to not get caught up in the excitement when you can tell that everyone around you is having a fucking blast... multiple eruptions of cheering from the crowd all throughout, standing ovation at the end of the movie. I don't think I've ever seen that in a theater.

 

Prometheus has been for a while BY FAR my most anticipated movie this summer... I've been a complete Alien nut since I was 11 (Aliens is my favorite movie of all time) and basically learned how to draw by drawing xenomorphs. I'm completely obsessed with the lore.

 

But seriously, my most anticipated movie right now is watching Avengers again.

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I feel like I need to write something about the 3 flicks I upped before.

 

Boogie nights is dope, you see a few boobies and also a good bit of drug use, and the cast speaks for itself. It's about the life of a natural born porn star and made me feel like porn could be a genuine lifestyle choice. Something I've been trying to justify for years. If only I had a gigantic cock. Oh wait...

 

L.A. Confidential is one of the best cops movies I've ever seen, with a lot of intrigue, also some fine ass ladies. Russell Crowe is a funny angry cunt, obviously pulling the tough guy card to get ladies, but does it with some class. Guy Pearce and Kevin Spacey are mad when they team up and that other cunt is pretty rude as a bad guy... I mostly liked it because of Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce, who are both (kind of) Australians. Represent.

 

And One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest has Nicholson at his best as the law breaking and careless as fuck McMurphy, who runs shit and makes the bullshit head nurse and poor cunt dudes who choose to live in an asylum look like the retards they are. It's not in black and white, but pretty old school. The book is even better than the film.

 

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Kate Upton

 

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Just remembered this one. The Book of Eli. Denzel Washington as the hardest cunt on earth. Plenty of rape, murder and bow-and-arrows. One of the best action/dramas I've ever seen. It has Mila Kunis.

 

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The Book of Eli. Denzel Washington as the hardest cunt on earth. Plenty of rape, murder and bow-and-arrows. One of the best action/dramas I've ever seen. It has Mila Kunis.

 

Christian propaganda film.

Brb, gonna memorize The Bible and walk across dystopia to get it transcribed instead of just writing it down myself.

Even after the world explodes we still can't get rid of these Christian fucks.

GTFO.

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Bob Arno: Pickpocket King

nat geo mini documentary about a stage pickpocketer who goes to naples to meet real pickpocketers.

only 45 mins and badass if your into that kinda stuff. watch it all the way through to the last minute, funny shit happens.

 

link: http://kat.ph/national-geographic-pickpocket-king-pdtv-xvid-ac3-mvgroup-org-avi-t5866795.html

better link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUHAQnyVveg

just watched this

 

really enjoyed it

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^forgot about that movie.

 

........

yeah, i was utterly turned off by the propagandist bent of the book of eli

 

preachy, self-righteous, and way too heavy handed, i don't like morality spoon fed to me by hollywood.

 

i expected better from all the actors.

 

.............

i'll be watching Battle Royale this weekend, supposedly inspired the hunger games

 

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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/battle_royale_3d/

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^forgot about that movie.

 

........

yeah, i was utterly turned off by the propagandist bent of the book of eli

 

preachy, self-righteous, and way too heavy handed, i don't like morality spoon fed to me by hollywood.

 

i expected better from all the actors.

 

.............

i'll be watching Battle Royale this weekend, supposedly inspired the hunger games

 

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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/battle_royale_3d/

 

Great flick, based off an old Manga but you probably knew that.

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