MOOGLE? Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 do laundry at the laundromat thats across the street , or go across town to walmart and buy more work clothes for next week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 People have brain storms, you're just having a dust storm up there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 Thanks for the socks ma, I'll wear 'em while I'm breaking the law. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 If that's what the machine thinks we look like, I don't think I am ready for the singularity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 I mean you can see her whole kit and the caboodle too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 I missed out on being Mr. T's stunt double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 I need a desperately need a hot tub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 The tip of my wang is callused from where it drags on the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 that's straight that you peed on the floor, not on the carpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 On 1/23/2023 at 6:55 AM, One Man Banned said: I mean you can see her whole kit and the caboodle too Isn’t it kitten caboodle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 22 minutes ago, LUGR said: Isn’t it kitten caboodle? Nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Drank some drink and there's the sound of rain falling on the roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Sure would be tight if I fell asleep right now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Where's the section for Rarely Asked Questions? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 ^^ thats a rarely asked question. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 6 hours ago, xen said: Where's the section for Rarely Asked Questions? Be careful. I got banned from the sub reddit 'no stupid questions' on my first question. The mods sent me a message literally asking if I was retarded or not. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Be careful. I got banned from the sub reddit 'no stupid questions' on my first question. The mods sent me a message literally asking if I was retarded or not. What did you ask ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 2 hours ago, ndv said: What did you ask ? It must have been really fucking stupid… what was it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Okay. So my actual question was incredibly nuanced but me being the inflammatory asshole that I am boiled the question down to it's most simplistic base and used that as my headline for the post. The headline was 'Do white babies smell better than Black babies?' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 (edited) 9 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: Okay. So my actual question was incredibly nuanced but me being the inflammatory asshole that I am boiled the question down to it's most simplistic base and used that as my headline for the post. The headline was 'Do white babies smell better than Black babies?' But you know, there's a group of scientists out there, that conducted a study on this for whatever reason because humans are humans. Because the government will fund stupid research like just because humans are curious and do stupid stuff. Edited January 28, 2023 by ndv 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 14 minutes ago, ndv said: But you know, there's a group of scientists out there, that conducted a study on this for whatever reason because humans are humans. Because the government will fund stupid research like just because humans are curious and do stupid stuff. So my fully realized question was something like this; Babies are born and elicit cute responses from adults. Large eyes, big smiles, laughs, clumsy. I think it has been discovered that across all species, this was built in so that the adults of the species and parents of the offspring don't murder and eat the new born. I've been around for quite a few white baby child births and fresh out the pussy these little creatures smell good like baby powder. It's the weirdest thing. For days they smell like this. I don't ever remember any of the black babies in my family smelling like that. So I started to wonder if black babies smelled different to black people perhaps even on a spectrum that white people can't smell... Sound far fetched? Maybe. But there is also light spectrums that exist that humans can't see, so maybe not so far fetched. And this was the basis of my question. Do white babies smell better to white people in order to keep our lizard brains from taking over and murdering our offspring. It wouldnt be necessary for black babies to smell good to white people in this far fetched scenario. Hence the question, do white babies smell better than Black babies. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 @mr.yuckat a family reunion sniffing babies 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 @LUGRlol. That old man knows exactly how good that baby smells. It's getting to the point where I'm wondering if baby powder isn't made out of ground up white newborns. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: @LUGRlol. That old man knows exactly how good that baby smells. It's getting to the point where I'm wondering if baby powder isn't made out of ground up white newborns. I think you are on to something, keep doing your research and report back with your findings. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, LUGR said: I think you are on to something, keep doing your research and report back with your findings. Don't go to Reddit with your questions. Those fucking haters and non thinkers will just call you retarded and shit. Hella not woke. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 7 hours ago, mr.yuck said: So my fully realized question was something like this; Babies are born and elicit cute responses from adults. Large eyes, big smiles, laughs, clumsy. I think it has been discovered that across all species, this was built in so that the adults of the species and parents of the offspring don't murder and eat the new born. I've been around for quite a few white baby child births and fresh out the pussy these little creatures smell good like baby powder. It's the weirdest thing. For days they smell like this. I don't ever remember any of the black babies in my family smelling like that. So I started to wonder if black babies smelled different to black people perhaps even on a spectrum that white people can't smell... Sound far fetched? Maybe. But there is also light spectrums that exist that humans can't see, so maybe not so far fetched. And this was the basis of my question. Do white babies smell better to white people in order to keep our lizard brains from taking over and murdering our offspring. It wouldnt be necessary for black babies to smell good to white people in this far fetched scenario. Hence the question, do white babies smell better than Black babies. Bruh, wtf? You retarded? Anyhow, man figured out in the early centuries that white babies smell vanilla and black babies smell chocolate. Asian babies all smell like ginger, except Indian babies, they all smell like curry. All babies smell like food if you're hungry enough. And where do brown babies fit into your thinking? Bruh, are you retarded? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 @mr.yuck I think that is a very good scientific study. I really do suspect this study was done. Just never released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Bruh, wtf? You retarded? Anyhow, man figured out in the early centuries that white babies smell vanilla and black babies smell chocolate. Asian babies all smell like ginger, except Indian babies, they all smell like curry. All babies smell like food if you're hungry enough. And where do brown babies fit into your thinking? Bruh, are you retarded? That's so counter intuitive. You can't make babies smell like delicious foods. The whole point is not to eat them, I'm pretty sure. I think it's a natural response to make the offspring both cute and not smell like a perfectly seasoned meal but to smell pleasant enough to not cast aside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 What if chimpanzee babies smell like bananas? You don't know. That would be dangerous for the babies though. That would be like making elephants smell like freshly roasted peanuts. Those babies are as good as dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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