One Man Banned Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Last week had one of those good drives home where you hit every green light on the way. Today the universe had to achieve balance by letting me hit every red light on the way home to take a shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 go west life is peaceful there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 These _____ talking about sticks cause they’re bundles of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 dont get along want me to do it in front of you no subway drop it off like jimmy johns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 On 7/20/2021 at 4:19 PM, ndv said: All I want is the rona symptoms to go a away. Ughhh son, you got the rona?! Be well, sir! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Another long ass line of nothingness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 48 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Ughhh son, you got the rona?! Be well, sir! Thanks. I am good to go now. Just a weird flu like experience. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Know what's better than thinking outside the box? Not having your head in a box to begin with. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 I'll wash my ass in the ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 John Gotti breakfast sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 4 hours ago, One Man Banned said: John Gotti breakfast sandwich A sandwich made of rat meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 6 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: A sandwich made of rat meat? 2 broken eggs, 2 broken legs? Stack of pancakes in a concrete block? Or your omelet rolled up in a carpet. Hope you meant JG eats rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 I can be the lightning rod of hate when needed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 45 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: 2 broken eggs, 2 broken legs? Stack of pancakes in a concrete block? Or your omelet rolled up in a carpet. Hope you meant JG eats rats. i just assumed he snitched on people since he’s Italian tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 33 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: i just assumed he snitched on people since he’s Italian tbh Thought the don had a pretty solid rep 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Thought the don had a pretty solid rep just reviewed his legacy. Dude was triple og status with the closed mouth. Respect the wop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 12 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: old friend from high school curiously msg'd me on the socials and here i am sitting at panera bread waiting awkwardly on a late saturday morning waiting for her wondering what i'm going to say to not seem like the weird hermit person i've become lol So did you creep her out like a pro or what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 That’s good man. I don’t think people are half as awkward and creep show as they think they are. Or maybe I just have a high tolerance for that shit lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 roller derby is wasted on fat dykes with shitty dye jobs. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 i fucking hate lolla sooooooooooo much.. bunch of stupid fucking drugged out half naked fucktard teenagers from naperville and barrington.. get fucked nerds.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Tails0nE said: i fucking hate lolla sooooooooooo much.. bunch of stupid fucking drugged out half naked fucktard teenagers from naperville and barrington.. get fucked nerds.. half naked young chicks sounds pretty decent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 You don't hear about Zika no more. Somewhere there's an army of big headed babies locked away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 The Zika babies are going to be the answer to the worlds water shortage in 20 years when their heads are fully developed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, mr.yuck said: The Zika babies are going to be the answer to the worlds water shortage in 20 years when their heads are fully developed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 LUGR's been trying to tell us about them all along 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 ...the irony of failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 hour ago, nicklesndimes said: when a bee stings something, does it realize it won't live, or is it just a fateful, split second decision? It was willing to die to cause you pain. Much like a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 17 hours ago, ndv said: ...the irony of failure. Wait, sorry, that's the ironing of failure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Yeah the athletics are good weirdly developing an appreciation for it as I get older. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 6 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Wait, sorry, that's the ironing of failure. My random thot that lead up to the irony of failure stems from all of the covid protocols to restrictions and despite our efforts (so called professionals advising) virus mutations have failed our vaccination efforts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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