ndv Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 this customer is just straight stupid 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 If you had to chose one, would your rather have 7 toes total or 7 toes on both feet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 How about if you could have 7 hoes but among them they got a total of 7 toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I got different toes, in different area codes 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gils Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 reminds me of 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I kind of gave up on Beck after the late 90's, maybe I should give his stuff another listen, I really liked one foot in the grave at the time. Back in the height of K records. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I like the word 'cahoots.' 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 1 more day until vacation 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 44 days in my case c'mon delta variant 12oz needs more travel threads so dont fuck up my trip! 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 I just canceled travel plans due to new covid restrictions and am in the middle of planning an upcoming trip which will require not one but three tests and a written quarantine plan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 weeks to go for an off grid getaway, not close enough to start counting down, enjoy your trips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Where are you going @morton? I have a November trip to South Korea and Japan planned that I am assuming will be officially halted soon enough. Pretty bummed if it is to be the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 gnats have to be so... gnatty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 I am visiting our neighbors to the north, thinking I will fly to the nearest US airport and then rent a car and drive, more control that way and since you can not yet fly from USA to Ottawa it will be a wash on time and money. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 4 hours ago, morton said: Ottawa Check out Tavern on the Falls. Went earlier this summer and had a great time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 There may have been a name change or something but I have been there before, the blankets to go with the outdoor seating was a nice touch if I recall correctly. So far Stella Luna is my go to, I might not have time to do any touristic stuff this time but I will make it there for gelato whitout fail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Just made a poo so big that mfer had an elbow. 💯 Flick worthy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 21, 2021 Share Posted August 21, 2021 Science has determined that the best pussy is created from equal parts poon and tang. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 ^^ 🤓 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Everyone around me: Storm's coming, have to prep and batten down the hatches. Me: I wonder if I can beat the storm and catch the yard. Cue Nas I know I can.... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 You want to be a real New Yorker you have to pee in the street at least once 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 There's a big difference between you can't do that and you're not supposed to do that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Holy lazy oaf fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) Half sour pickles, more like doing half the work they’re plain af, another Jewish conspiracy Edited August 23, 2021 by where Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 where the hobos at? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: where the hobos at? That’s a slur, do better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Just now, where said: That’s a slur, do better yo where the "housing situation fluid" people at 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Schnitzel said: yo where the "housing situation fluid" people at That’s strides better, habitationally unencumbered according to the dsm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 That sounds gay as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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