Hua Guofang Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Scrambled egg think I don't know what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 1:54 AM, LUGR said: You need to use the limited resources on hand and build an island landing strip in that deep blue sea of nastiness. You and @Fist 666know the deal. Fuckin winters the worst. Blue collar shenanigans. My landing strip game is strong! I keep them MF wipes on deck in the work bag too. Fuck that ol 120 grit TP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Was out having drinks w/ the girl. She says her drink is strong, got her seeing double. I says great- when we get home you can suck both my dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Hearing your mother in law fart isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I had no idea Cornhole was a sport in some parts of america... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 i sit alone in my four cornered room staring at candles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Sodastreams....are they worth purchasing? Will it even reduce my carbon footprint? Is the fizz legit? How are the vodka drinks? Does trying to do anything eco friendly really even matter🤷🏽♂️🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 The older I get the more efficient my body becomes at bellybutton lint production. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Fist 666 said: The older I get the more efficient my body becomes at bellybutton lint production. Along these lines was thinking the other day how the belly button will remove the most microscopic pieces of lint from your clothes, but long since being invented the fucking dryer still leaves fuzzies stuck on your shit. Someone needs to harness that belly button technolongy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 true. hairy flesh lined dryers? I'll find some drifters this weekend and start working on a prototype.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 the prototype failed 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 I saw three differ sets of kids outside yesterday, playing-like with a ball, interacting and laughing and they were all about 10-14 yrs old. Its so odd that thats odd to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 No thanks, I don't smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the tylenol? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 I wonder how much trash is created the day after chrimus? Surely, there is stats on this. No, I am not looking them up. How tf do they even determine the numbers on shit like that anyway?🤔 Fuckin...."How may bottle caps are swallowed each year by 4 year olds....?" Google-- "A estimated 120,000 children swallowed bottle caps in 20---HOW TF YOU KNOW THAT, GOOGLE!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: I wonder how much trash is created the day after chrimus? Surely, there is stats on this. No, I am not looking them up. How tf do they even determine the numbers on shit like that anyway?🤔 Fuckin...."How may bottle caps are swallowed each year by 4 year olds....?" Google-- "A estimated 120,000 children swallowed bottle caps in 20---HOW TF YOU KNOW THAT, GOOGLE!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Lady behind the Arby’s counter as she slides my tray over.... ”enjoy your meal” me, “you, too” 😐 ps. The steak type meat in the sammich thing taste like a fucking hot dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 I fuckin hate when that shit happens. “Ok, I’ll see myself out.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 My girl got a theragun very excited about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 I don't care how tough you think you are, your ass is gonna jump when the mousetrap pops while you're setting it. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Frigid morning passing over a mountain I stopped to piss in a bottle. Now back driving I toss the bottle out the window, bottle hits just right and explodes in satisfying fashion. Unexpected bonus as the mass of hot piss hitting the frigid air made a noticeable vapor cloud. Could not help but wonder if the car just out of sight behind me was going to suck that piss vapor cloud into their air intake as they passed lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 What are you my sponsor hit me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 I smell the sweat on my skin. Breakfast in Vegas of cocaine and gin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 And it shits me when I get sticklebract that smells like cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Night at the museum of natural history is a good movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 This is the first year that I've woken up to zero "happy New years" texts or drunk voicemails. Is this a sign of age and maturity in my friends group or a sign that my antisocial behavior has dropped me out of favor with the friends group? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 ^Both things are possible and not exclusive. Pretty heavy new years gunfire in the neighborhood last night, I must have taken a benedryl to miss it last year. 2020 got me feeling old, my stepbrother is doing the whole mid life crisis thing young girlfriend and divorce, compared to that drama I am okay with feeling old and boring. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I have mango hairs stuck in my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 People On the bus sit close as fuck until you snuggle up to them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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