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This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the

spring of

2004. The assignment was to pick an enangered species, and

explain why

it's important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved

from

the original.

Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2

I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all

could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them

but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of

time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why

should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for

the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a

pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I

don't like koalas.

Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small

and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come

while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and

they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and

shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they

going to be crying like some little bitches.

Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start

climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet

away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their

pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think

better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak

as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their

cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot

do

a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak

as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a

fucking koala.

If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe

with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take

one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get

something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its

ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have

protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch

him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.

The important think about koalas is that just don't care

about tem and let them die by all the other animals in

Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do

and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's

not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all

the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them

back with their family. If you let them all go they won't

nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.

Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have

nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like

they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do

nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative

of

the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why

koalas are not important because there are dumb.

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