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blahh Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Too much rage face here. go back to reddit for that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 >go out to bar with room mate and this chick he wants to hook up with >chick brings ugly and fat friend with her >ugly friend is being total cock block to my roomie >roomie pulls the wingman card >igotthis.jpg >down several shots in quick succession >start heavily flirting with fatty >dancing and letting her grind on my dick >keep drinking to help block out the ugly >little while later room mate signals he wants to take his chick home >we all pile into a cab (I am severly drunk at this point) >somehow make it up 2 flights of stairs to my apartment without falling or her smashing through the floor >roomie heads off to bedroom with his girl >jabba starts to cock block again >time to take one for the team >ask if moby dick wants to go to my room >jowls quiver as she shakes her head yes >start fooling around >take off her bed sheet sized panties >start to go down on her >gag because as my tongue hits labia, a putrid stench of week old roast beef and rotten cheese whiz hits my nostrils >my stomach starts to rumble >oh god no >i cant contain the vomit as it pours out of my mouth and onto the mound of fatty vagina >jabba didnt notice, too drunk >pretend as nothing happened, start to fuck her using the puke as lube >almost puke again at the thought of what im doing >flip her over and start to fuck her doggy style so it will be over soon >feels like fucking a kiddie pool full of jello >as i get close to busting my nut, i hear a noise akin to a dolphin flopping in mud >look down, the white whale has shit herself all over her vag, my dick and stomach >vomit more on her back >keep going >as i start to cum my roommate opens the door to ask for a condom >for some reason i scream "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL" as i cum >roomate sees me and fatty covered in vomit, shit and semen and leaves the room without saying a word and this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eviltrailer77 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Pure nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POER. Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 inspiring http://www.m0ar.org/4973 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THAT LIFE ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 This is also nonsense. Im on fire tonight. http://youtu.be/fnwf8EQUqrc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLEN BENTON Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Sup dawg Who's that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grd Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Woman Tries to Sell Three-Year-Old Chicken McNugget for £5,000 On eBay Rebekah Speight of Dakota City found this McDonald’s Chicken McNugget three years ago. She thought it looked like President George Washington and she put it in the freezer—as you do in these cases. Now, she’s trying to sell it to get 50 kids to summer camp. She put it on eBay last week. When the auction finished on Monday, she got a winner. Someone who wanted to pay £5,150 for it. Sadly, that didn’t work out at the end. The buyer chickened out. Got cold feet. But the second highest bidder—who offered £5,000—is still there, ready to grab some chicken-flavored deep-fried cardboard that resembles the effigy of the first President of the United States. Which brings me to an important subject: McDonald’s Chicken Presidents. Ronald, listen up you clown, we are onto something here. Feed people and teaching them history. You know. Buy a box of Presidents and get the kids to identify them as a game just before dipping them into that delicious sweet-n-sour sauce. and you know what else is nonsense? Being so hungover I can't sleep yet I'm exhausted. Poor me, poor me, pour me another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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