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March 14th

 

Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate. Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled. Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.

 

Seriously though, Steak and BJ Day was invented as a response to Valentine's Day, a day in which men get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

 

Isn't it about time that there was a day just like that, but devoted to having the ladies show men just how much they appreciate them? Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true.

 

And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple.

 

First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market crap, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding. The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for.

 

I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.

 

Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you on February 14th just at the *thought* of the rewards he will be receiving on his special day. There's no way to lose, unless you have difficulty suppressing your gag reflex.

March 14th is, in short: Best. Holiday. EVAR!

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Middle School Teacher Is Placed On Leave After Students Discover Her Porn Past

 

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A California middle school teacher has been placed on leave after administrators learned from students that the educator appears in porn videos available online.

 

Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, was removed from the classroom Monday, three days after pupils reported spotting her in a series of X-rated clips.

 

“Maybe it's not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it's a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned,” said Jeff Chancer, superintendent of the Oxnard school district.

 

In a letter sent yesterday to Haydock parents, school brass noted that they are “asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites. We ask that you be particularly vigilant over the next few days with respect to the Internet content being accessed by your child on his or her telephone or other Internet-ready device.”

 

Halas can be seen in some of the videos engaging in a wide variety of sexual activity with a partner portraying a delivery man for “Big Sausage Pizza.” Instead of accepting a tip from Halas, the delivery man opens the pizza box and--surprise!--offers her a tip of his own (as seen in one of the below photos).

 

From there, the duo engage in a variety of sexual acts on the couch of Halas’s apartment. The action is filmed by a friend of the delivery guy who is, of course, shooting a documentary. The porn clips can be found on various web sites, including Sexbot.com.

 

Halas also stars in other explicit videos in which she uses the stage name “Tiffany Six.”

 

 

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Middle School Teacher Is Placed On Leave After Students Discover Her Porn Past

 

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A California middle school teacher has been placed on leave after administrators learned from students that the educator appears in porn videos available online.

 

Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, was removed from the classroom Monday, three days after pupils reported spotting her in a series of X-rated clips.

 

“Maybe it's not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it's a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned,” said Jeff Chancer, superintendent of the Oxnard school district.

 

In a letter sent yesterday to Haydock parents, school brass noted that they are “asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites. We ask that you be particularly vigilant over the next few days with respect to the Internet content being accessed by your child on his or her telephone or other Internet-ready device.”

 

Halas can be seen in some of the videos engaging in a wide variety of sexual activity with a partner portraying a delivery man for “Big Sausage Pizza.” Instead of accepting a tip from Halas, the delivery man opens the pizza box and--surprise!--offers her a tip of his own (as seen in one of the below photos).

 

From there, the duo engage in a variety of sexual acts on the couch of Halas’s apartment. The action is filmed by a friend of the delivery guy who is, of course, shooting a documentary. The porn clips can be found on various web sites, including Sexbot.com.

 

Halas also stars in other explicit videos in which she uses the stage name “Tiffany Six.”

 

 

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After doing a little search of her through teh pr0nz sites...I found out she also takes it in her poop shoot!

 

Why couldnt I have had a hot teacher that sucks pizza guys dick or does anal?

http://www.xvideos.com/video345096/sexy_babes_missy_monroe_and_tiffany_six

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I can't believe you would link a porn site br0, i was totally browsing this thread at work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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