DETO Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 <span style='color:pink'> okay, so has any guy on here ever turned down sex? i know it seems kinda hard for a man to turn sex down, but i have done it and have gotten shit from my boys for doing so. The other night myself, my boys John Cooper, Gabriel and Matt were hanging out at Gabe's house and had invited 4 girls over to hang out, listen to music, get drunk, you know the usual. Well one girl in particular was feeling deto, but deto wasn't really into her. When they first got there she started spittin game to deto, so I talked with her, blah, blah, blah whatever.... so during the night she was sitting in my lap and eventually gave me a lap dance when we were alone in the living room, deto buzzing at the time stared going for it and started making out with her, eventually got my hands down her pants (ladies, please trim down there, if deto can do it so can you!) anyway back to the story, now it is about 6am. me and her are still kinda fooling around in front of everybody. (everybody is watching Old School on DVD) and she is just grinding her shit in my lap, i tll her lets go into my boys room, we proceed to and she strips down naked, and i tell her to give me a blowjob, (and she does a shitty job at it, at that!) She is telling me how wet she is and to "fuck her" but deto politely says no, pulls his shit up and goes to the other room wih everyone else. i give my boy John Cooper a high five (it's a stupid little thing we do, ever since we had a 4-some with these other 2 byrds, homoblock on!) She storms out of my boys room, telling her friends that they need to get out and she wants to leave. Well after they leave my boys are grillin' about why i didn't fuck her, that they all would have, yadda, yadda, yadda.... deto/don't want it, if it's that easy! and girls i know you turn down sex all the time, to quote Chris Rock "it's easy for you to turn down sex, ever since you turned 13, every guy you have ever met has been tryin to fuck ya!" it isn't easy for a man to turn sex down, but i m proud to say I have!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ounceaddict Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 *cough* bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 word, its easy tot urn down sex. plus when you do it makes the girl want you even more. seriously, but somepeople ya just dont want to have sex with, i know, the boys give ya shit, but you know damn well theyve done it before. its all good deto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 I couldn’t get it up once..er..twice. But I still cuddled, because I owed them that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 27, 2004 Author Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR im not fucking anything but super hotties from now on. especially after this shit i got, whateevr the fuck it is... if they arent wifey material, im not even glancing at their stank asses. /believe that. werd. after being in a 3 year relationship and then playing the field for the last year or so (since our break up.) i am really in 'want' of a serious relatinship again, i miss the comfort and security and not to mention all the nightly freaky shit... i just have yet to meet someone that is "wifey material"...:o deto/ready to settle down once again... (i also get shit for this, from my boys!)</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 word tease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m word tease Yeah, don’t quote me on that, quote you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 what a burn , ooh diss to that girl. but good job . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Actually, yeah, I have turned down sex, but if she’s not my caliber, then it shouldn’t even get to that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 dont think ive ever had to turn down sex. daddy likes sex. ok, wait a minute...that sounds really wrong. fuck it, ima leave it there. take it as you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 been in that situation a plenty of time just trust your instinct and you will be fine.... sigghhh... if i was such a man whore.......if it got tits or wheels itl'l give you problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 27, 2004 Author Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Gnes 37 if it got tits or wheels itl'l give you problems </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by DETO okay, so has any guy on here ever turned down sex? plenty.. a guys got to have standards too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 people who refer to themselves in third person have small penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 fuck yea Ive turned down sex. when I come home (1030-1100pm) after working my balls off I grab a beer and usually dont feel like doing shit. Now in the morning... thats a different story, thats when.she turns me down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 nightly freaky shit.. lol :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X I couldn’t get it up once.. Man, new years eve. Too much rum, beer, and coolers teh girlies didn't drink... Long story short, I didn't fuck this one chick, who later told her friend(who I wanted to nail more than this chick), about what happened, and I haven't seen her since. Ah well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 yea well this really ugly chick wanted to hook up and im like no thanks snaggle tooth. [/run-on sentence] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Every time I ever turned a bitch down they went all crazy stalker style and shit. Maybe its better to just get it over with so they don't harass you. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by DETO <span style='color:pink'> "it's easy for you to turn down sex, ever since you turned 13, every guy you have ever met has been tryin to fuck ya!" </span> :lol: :lol: classic line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 i've turbed down shit quite often ... but usually only when i know i'm so drunk that i'll either not be able to get it up and/or perform proper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 "Did I tell you I have a girlfriend?" Turning them down for a over half a decade... Well some of them:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 no, this didnt happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Europe Turning them down for a over half a decade... Well some of them:D europimp! I've turned girls down a bunch of times, but it's usually if we were together and we're not anymore. They want back and it would be rude to let them think it's coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 THE only sex i would turn down is gay sex or sex with a fat chick... by fat i mean she makes a dumbo look like stuart little:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by kido fuck yea Ive turned down sex. when I come home (1030-1100pm) after working my balls off I grab a beer and usually dont feel like doing shit. Now in the morning... thats a different story, thats when.she turns me down EXACTLY! i don't understand wanting to do it when there are extra minutes of sleep to be had in the morning + stank morning breath. stop poking me with that thing, morning wood does not mean it needs to be served. on the flip side i get turned down by the boy in the afternoon or in the late evening. it sux i'm all ready to go and he's like i worked all day im tired. well waahh. 4pm is ideal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by JuelzSantana THE only sex i would turn down is gay sex or sex with a fat chick... by fat i mean she makes a dumbo look like stuart little:lick: yes, or sex with my parents or family members of any sort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed 4pm is ideal!! 4pm untill about 4pm the next day is ideal! Then go grab some dinner and start over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 I've turned a few girls down. One was really pissed. She just didn't understand what, "you're not my type" meant. She actually presented me with a bunch of criteria as to why I should hit it. I wasn't buying...that girl was busted. I've always been a fan of nooners or mid day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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