Mr. Peanut Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 don't you hate it when yer in school and you gotta poo really bad but you don't wanna sit on the school toilet?? ...yeah i'm pretty pissed off rite now. i know i'm not alone. frustrated poopers unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 nah duke, i love droppin bombs in public... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 I used to lay bricks at school all the time. great times were had by all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 go to the nurse's office and poo there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet go to the nurse's office and poo there. thats what i did till senior year i found out this one bathroom. everyone always thought was the teachers bathroom cuz they went there, but i was for anyone and it was cleaner then the one in my house. plus after u lay a serious stinker the teachers have to smell it when they come in. :lol: sweet revenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 even to this day I have a special 'poop bathroom' at work. there's 2 bathrooms on this floor plus the one in our suite, but I always head to the one in the basement when it's time for #2. There's 2 bathrooms side by side and one is a handicap washroom. I use the smaller one because it's always empty and never used. I can roll in there mid-day and the floor is still perfectly moped and it still smells like fresh cleaning. That's my shitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 ^^ ha-ha...we have a pair that I prefer to use as well. One on the ground floor (most of the tenants have left) and the top floor (a single "executive" stall). Whenever the owner rolls into town...a huge turd just magically shows up in the exec. stall...yet never seems to get flushed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETO BLASTER Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 we got these two mexican women at my job that are in charge of cleaning the bathrooms, and man do they do a SHITTY job. i gotta use like 3 of those diposable cowboy hats before settin my white as on those dirty things. man i gotta turtle head poke'n out....... i'm off to the water closet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 When I had a desk job I whistled in the bathroom. Sometimes people would whistle with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- but I always head to the one in the basement when it's time for #2. that's how shit's been in my family for like the last 8 years... our old crib had a series of tic tac toe games and other bathroom graffiti in the basement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilgoretrout Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 i once swabbed the toilet seat with poison oak. BEWARE....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 I always poop in public toilets. I ain't no fancy niggah, sheit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Haha, I always snuck into our gym teacher's private office bathroom and let 'er rip in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 i CANNOT do anything in public bathrooms if someone's in there with me. even if i just have to pee(since girls dont poo...), i hafta wait till people leave the restroom. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Originally posted by iced_tea thats what i did till senior year i found out this one bathroom. everyone always thought was the teachers bathroom cuz they went there, but i was for anyone and it was cleaner then the one in my house. plus after u lay a serious stinker the teachers have to smell it when they come in. :lol: sweet revenge haha, i found a bathroom like that my senior year too. sneaky shittin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 put some toilet paper on the seat if you dont have "cowboy hats". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted October 13, 2003 Author Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by GETO BLASTER i gotta use like 3 of those diposable cowboy hats haha oh man. now i'm gonna have to put one of those on my head next time i see one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 http://movies.israel.net/pie/finch.jpg'> oh...no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 there's nothing worse than rocking into a public toilet to take a shit and having it dead fucking silent. it's fucking scary to be taking a shit and hearing some dude next to you breathing and hearing the pants drop and just.....fuck it's bone chilling. i want some extremely loud music in there so you can scream and shout while you're dropping the cosby kids off at the pool and not get some awkward stare as you jive out of the cubicle. oh and i also hate those prissy faggots that will either refuse to shit in a public toilet or cover the seat in 4 layers of toilet paper. pfft. if you aren't gonna be licking or wiping your hands all over your ass then it isn't going to be a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 http://www.argosy.ca/argosy01-02/10.25.01/new-river.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut don't you hate it when yer in school and you gotta poo really bad but you don't wanna sit on the school toilet?? ...yeah i'm pretty pissed off rite now. i know i'm not alone. frustrated poopers unite! worst feeling ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 See my signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by coldmilkcup i want some extremely loud music in there so you can scream and shout while you're dropping the cosby kids off at the pool :lol: :lol: holy shit thats amazing. id love to go in more detail but im gonna shit my pants!! and my comp cant go any slower. bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted October 13, 2003 Author Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by coldmilkcup there's nothing worse than rocking into a public toilet to take a shit and having it dead fucking silent. it's fucking scary to be taking a shit and hearing some dude next to you breathing and hearing the pants drop oh man i fuckin hate that. i would rather shoot myself. do you try to keep your feet in close so people won't see your shoes and maybe recognize you??? i hate being known as the school shitter. it brings me shame. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by yoink http://movies.israel.net/pie/finch.jpg'> oh...no. Haha good call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« i CANNOT do anything in public bathrooms if someone's in there with me. even if i just have to pee(since girls dont poo...), i hafta wait till people leave the restroom. I'm the same....I have to go in a stall, otherwise I just can't go. It's fucked up. And very annoying..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« i CANNOT do anything in public bathrooms if someone's in there with me. even if i just have to pee(since girls dont poo...), i hafta wait till people leave the restroom. :o i always suspected that girls don't poop. there it is in black and white...hmmm...makes me wonder what else girls aren't telling us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AevOne718 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I live in Staten Island. Thats the stupid fuck capital of New York I go to New Dorp. Thats the stupid fuck school. You CANNOT take a shit without some dumb gangstah kid coming in and going "OH SHEAAT! WHAYT BOI BE TAKEN A SHIT SON!! OOHHH OOHHHHH OHH SHIT NIGGUUUHH OOO AAHHH. Yo, hurry up I gotta smoke a ciggarete in thea" Fucking morons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 ^^^haha. just toss your shit smeared paper squares at em. that's the ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i hated going for a poo at school i used to wait till i got home, even with work i still wait ....... some times.. but i like the theory off having a crap at working, and knowing they are paying you whilst you sit there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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