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don't you hate it when yer in school and you gotta poo really bad but you don't wanna sit on the school toilet??

...yeah i'm pretty pissed off rite now. i know i'm not alone.

frustrated poopers unite!

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I used to lay bricks at school all the time.

 

great times were had by all!

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Originally posted by Swiffer Jet

go to the nurse's office and poo there.

 

thats what i did till senior year i found out this one bathroom. everyone always thought was the teachers bathroom cuz they went there, but i was for anyone and it was cleaner then the one in my house. plus after u lay a serious stinker the teachers have to smell it when they come in. :lol: sweet revenge

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even to this day I have a special 'poop bathroom' at work.

there's 2 bathrooms on this floor plus the one in our suite,

but I always head to the one in the basement when it's time for #2.

 

There's 2 bathrooms side by side and one is a handicap washroom.

I use the smaller one because it's always empty and never used.

I can roll in there mid-day and the floor is still perfectly moped and

it still smells like fresh cleaning. That's my shitter!

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^^ ha-ha...we have a pair that I prefer to use as well. One on the ground floor (most of the tenants have left) and the top floor (a single "executive" stall). Whenever the owner rolls into town...a huge turd just magically shows up in the exec. stall...yet never seems to get flushed.

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we got these two mexican women at my job that are in charge of cleaning the bathrooms, and man do they do a SHITTY job. i gotta use like 3 of those diposable cowboy hats before settin my white as on those dirty things. man i gotta turtle head poke'n out....... i'm off to the water closet....

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

but I always head to the one in the basement when it's time for #2.

 

that's how shit's been in my family for like the last 8 years... our old crib had a series of tic tac toe games and other bathroom graffiti in the basement

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Haha, I always snuck into our gym teacher's private office bathroom

and let 'er rip in there.

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i CANNOT do anything in public bathrooms if someone's in there with me.

 

 

even if i just have to pee(since girls dont poo...), i hafta wait till people leave the restroom.

 

:o

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Originally posted by iced_tea

thats what i did till senior year i found out this one bathroom. everyone always thought was the teachers bathroom cuz they went there, but i was for anyone and it was cleaner then the one in my house. plus after u lay a serious stinker the teachers have to smell it when they come in. :lol: sweet revenge

haha, i found a bathroom like that my senior year too. sneaky shittin.

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Originally posted by GETO BLASTER

i gotta use like 3 of those diposable cowboy hats

haha oh man. now i'm gonna have to put one of those on my head next time i see one.

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there's nothing worse than rocking into a public toilet to take a shit and having it dead fucking silent. it's fucking scary to be taking a shit and hearing some dude next to you breathing and hearing the pants drop and just.....fuck it's bone chilling. i want some extremely loud music in there so you can scream and shout while you're dropping the cosby kids off at the pool and not get some awkward stare as you jive out of the cubicle. oh and i also hate those prissy faggots that will either refuse to shit in a public toilet or cover the seat in 4 layers of toilet paper. pfft. if you aren't gonna be licking or wiping your hands all over your ass then it isn't going to be a problem.

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Originally posted by Mr. Peanut

don't you hate it when yer in school and you gotta poo really bad but you don't wanna sit on the school toilet??

...yeah i'm pretty pissed off rite now. i know i'm not alone.

frustrated poopers unite!

 

worst feeling ever!

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Originally posted by coldmilkcup

i want some extremely loud music in there so you can scream and shout while you're dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

 

:lol: :lol: holy shit thats amazing. id love to go in more detail but im gonna shit my pants!! and my comp cant go any slower. bye

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Originally posted by coldmilkcup

there's nothing worse than rocking into a public toilet to take a shit and having it dead fucking silent. it's fucking scary to be taking a shit and hearing some dude next to you breathing and hearing the pants drop

oh man i fuckin hate that. i would rather shoot myself. do you try to keep your feet in close so people won't see your shoes and maybe recognize you??? i hate being known as the school shitter. it brings me shame. :o

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