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5 years down the toilet.....damnit.

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Desite past threats and temporary breaks, i think my gf of 4 1/2 years is making the move to break up with me for good. Fuck, I didn't think she was serious until I get an email basically telling me to die. She meant a lot to me and now it's all over. I feel like Ray liotta in GoodFellas lamenting the end of the good old days once he's in the witness relocation program. Now I get to worry about running into her at my favorite bars with some jackfuck and vice versa. Why did this have to happen? I treated that girl like a queen: bought her diamonds, a tattoo, endless clothes and trinkets, wrote school papers for her, bought weed and alcohol with my cash every time, drove her everywhere, etc... bitch moan belly ache..FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

 

In any event, I wanna know what some of you did after getting out of a long term relationship. Yes, there is the obligatory "getting fucked up" but I'm too broke for that. I need shit to occupy my time so that i don't lose myself in anxiety and depression.I'll take any suggestions you've got..even smart ass remarks and comments telling me to shut the hell up.

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Originally posted by LENS

bought her diamonds, a tattoo, endless clothes and trinkets, wrote school papers for her, bought weed and alcohol with my cash every time, drove her everywhere, etc..

YOU GOT PLAYEDDD

Originally posted by LENS

I need shit to occupy my time so that i don't lose myself in anxiety and depression.

You could spend that time at work since you have a real job and all..

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

"bought her diamonds, a tattoo, endless clothes and trinkets, wrote school papers for her, bought weed and alcohol with my cash every time, drove her everywhere, etc"

 

Now you know why she stayed the 4 years tool.

 

god hates you.

 

Shouldn't you be at work frowning on all us?

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Originally posted by Glik0

 

Now you know why she stayed the 4 years tool.

 

god hates you.

 

Shouldn't you be at work frowning on all us?

 

1.Yeah, i guess so.

 

2.God does hate me....nothing new

 

3.No, i'm at school frowning at just a few...not all.

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HAHAHA!! I was skeptical about coming in here at first but im so glad i did. I bet the whole time she was with you and you were trickin all this shit on her she was out getting the clap from some other dude.

 

Silly.Rabbit.

 

I hope you are man enough to take those diamonds back from her. Give her hell sucker.

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Guest ToYs

yeah bro, i feel ya in fact im going through something like you are right now, exept we arent really broken up. in fact i have no idea of what we are right now... i started a thread alot like this one and the things people said really helped me. this may help: "NOT A BREAK UP THREAD" and all else i can say man is just keep ya head up bro, and keep talking to people. haveing friends there to listen is what is going to make you feel the best in this whole situation your in.

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paint, sketch,pump iron, get drunk n stoned, go out find a new dick depository unit. now all your dreams about fuckin those chicks u used to flirt with when u were out with her are more likely to become a reality. PRAISE THE LORD!

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Guest Pilau Hands

if not already, get in shape.

it takes up a lot of time and can make you feel better about yourself.

get a hobby, something that takes a lot of time to learn and get good at.

hang out with friends, get happy

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drink a shitload and while your still conscious you should go bombing and piecing. when i broke up with my girl of 1 year+ i was kinda bummed but i started bmx'ing again and bombing/drinking on the nightly.

 

now im in a great mood and my life is on the ups i think. and i found a new girl :) and shes dope as hell

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remember: billions of fresh women await you

 

lots of girls are dying to be appreciated.

 

don't get bitter.

collect your shit and move on.

be glad you didn't waste any more time, or get any more involved than you did.

 

 

spend time with your friends

if you paint, paint a lot x2

(that helped me a ton)

 

don't waste time with regret or bitterness.

 

This too, shall pass.

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hahahahahaha. im sorry for laughing... but you *think* she *might* be breaking up with you. dude, she sent you an email telling you to die.

 

sorry if someone else pointed this out.. i didnt read any of the replies.

 

 

 

you know, after this post i may start using the apostrophe while typing at this forum. i have no idea what started me not using it. i dont capitalize anything either. hm.

 

*first post back from az.

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Originally posted by LENS

In any event, I wanna know what some of you did after getting out of a long term relationship.

 

it's 3 years later, I'm still about 'fuck love' but... recently at a funeral I saw a girl I used to know, I heard she's getting a divorce... I dunno, we didn't spend much time together but it was close. That was the biggest temptation to love anyone since the 'unpleasantness'...

 

I don't recommend my approach, it's made me extremely lonely and despondent. maybe I should also include the adjective 'increasingly'...

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Fuck 'er, bro. Bang one of her friends... I'm sure if they know you were buying your last girl diamonds they'll think they could be the next one... pop 'em all, take pictures, mail 'em to her and get the fuck out.

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the best advice i hear on here is simply: keep your head up.

 

i also had to go through a pretty difficult breakup not too long ago. just keep yourself as busy as possible. dont give yourself time to dwell on stuff. at least not for too long. the world isn't over regardless of how hard it seems.

 

it's all just days and nights. you only live once. get it crackin. make it happen.

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Re: Re: 5 years down the toilet.....damnit.

 

Originally posted by Smart

That was the biggest temptation to love anyone since the 'unpleasantness'...

 

 

 

this was hilarious.

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This is the perfect oppertunity to go to the pub and sit at the bar all night drinking on your own, drowning your sorrows and smoking Marlboro reds. Eventually the barman will give you a drink on the house then you can have a long and rewarding converstion with him about the troubles in life etc etc.... Probably a bar-fight will break out then you can just sit there not watching...its gonna be great.

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Dude two words.............. FAT CHIX!you treat a bigger butted lady like that dog and she'll fuck you and love you for ever!

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like the other dude said.. . e-dumped- ouch..

 

i recommend grabbing some serious alcohol, a gun, pencial and paper..

and i think you can probably figure out the rest..

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its time to learn who you are again. you were a part of a social unit ... the unit dosent exist anymore so there is a big gap in your routine. dont fill it with bad things, try to be who you are or were before you gave that up for the unit.

 

i dragged on for 2 years in a relationship that was failing. in all the sucker took me for 5 years of my life too. i sat back and "found" myself again. then after a year, it hit me like a brick. "the" girl found me. i wasnt looking ... but just feeling better after the fact and boom there she was. now allmost 4 years later i dont even remember what it was like to be bummed and single. nor do i recall shitty times with a girl i didnt like.

 

hang in there ... shouldnt be long till you are on your feet again.

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Originally posted by LENS

I need shit to occupy my time so that i don't lose myself in anxiety and depression.

 

shit dude... you're one of the LUCKY ones. we're free brother! freeeeeee! you want things to do ? how about all the shit you did before you guys got together? hang out with your boys, smoke a shit load of cheeb, drink,paint,fuck random hoes..... cmon now, get creative !

 

beep ahhhhhhhhhhhh fr fr f f freshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

:huh?:

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Originally posted by Frate Raper

Dude two words.............. FAT CHIX!you treat a bigger butted lady like that dog and she'll fuck you and love you for ever!

bigger butted. . .

 

true indeed.

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Hahaha jesus christ this thread is hysterical.

Dick Depository Unit ----> my vocab.

 

 

But nah, sorry about the bitch. Don't sweat her though, like whats

his face said, fuck her friends. All of them. Video tape the shit through

any means necessary. Then, go to her house with flowers and a box

of candy and ask for her back. Make sure she opens the candy which

now contains the video tape because you're a clever sneaky bastard.

 

 

Bail out. Laugh the rest of your life.

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