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What tree did you FALL from??

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Got this in my email this morning, thought I'd share...

 

What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down for an interpretation... This is really somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.

 

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree

 

Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree

 

Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree

 

Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree

 

Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree

 

Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree

 

Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree

 

Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree

 

Mar 21 - Oak Tree

 

Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree

 

Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree

 

Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree

 

Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree

 

May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree

 

May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree

 

May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree

 

Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree

 

Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree

 

Jun 24 - Birch Tree

 

Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree

 

Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree

 

Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree

 

Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree

 

Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree

 

Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree

 

Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree

 

Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree

 

Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree

 

Sep 23 - Olive Tree

 

Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree

 

Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree

 

Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree

 

Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree

 

Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree

 

Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree

 

Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree

 

Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree

 

Dec 22 - Beech Tree

 

Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree

 

APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

 

ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

 

BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

 

BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,pretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

 

CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

 

CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

 

CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

 

ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

 

FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed,independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

 

FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

 

HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

 

HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

 

LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

 

MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

 

OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

 

OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

 

PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

 

POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

 

ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

 

WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

 

WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner

 

 

Personally I'm a Fir...Pretty acurrate, but I'm not stubborn damnit...:lick:

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PINeUP TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical

 

 

this is me.... except for the trustworthy and practical.....

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Guest im not witty

id say mine is fairly accurate, except that it says i crave money, which is not true and it says i hate loneliness which is half true. i hate loneliness but half the time id rather be lonely cause i hate people more.

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ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

 

 

hit the nail right on the head, except for the 'does not forgive' part..

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

 

 

pretty accurate. now i know why i'll only love once.

 

and i am pretty honest. seriously, if you dont want the honestl truth or if you are too pussy to even hear the truth, dont ever ask me to tell you how it is. i'd make you cry.

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

 

CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

 

I mustve dropped off the tree and straight onto my head, because that description is the biggest load of bullshit ever. At least for me.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

very cool stuff....

 

 

 

 

 

for a pagan!

 

Seriously, you associate this crap with religon?? Kilo, I know from reading your posts your not a ignorant person, but what's this? I put this in the same category as a flashlight:Good when you want it and forget about when you don't..I take my religon seriously and take no spirtual meaning to horoscopes,this crap, etc, etc...Just kinda fun to read and hear what some dickhead put together for a corny index of your life based on when you were born...nothing more nothing less...

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Mammero, that is the greatest detailed explaination ever...Defintely an E for effort, and a W for WOOOOfuckinHOOOOO you're an animal...

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It was a joke.

 

The pagans of old 'brittan' used to believe that the most

powerful spirits lived in oak trees. That's also where the

superstition that witches are made of wood come from.

 

seriously.. I was only joking.

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nice work mams.

 

it started slow, but built to a rising crescendo.

 

bravo!

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MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

 

what a full bukkakke load of cum and sheisse.

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