oldenglish Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 the craziest thing ever said to my woman by an African American Male was... "You know you want it, you know you wanna have sex with me....." while she was trying sleep at a writers party waking up next to Ped with his pants down trying to fuck her... followed by... Star spitting in his face at the writers party the following week. needless to say he was kicked out the house after the first incident. thats sacramental for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 "CaN I eat your cereal?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob deer Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 "the aliens, they come out in the day an at night they hide behind the stars heh heh heh" - kredis quote (he's skitso) "quit actin like a lil' baby!" -taxi cab passenger after swatting her 6 month old baby for cooing happily "dude look like jon ritter" - fellow bank patron about the jon ritter looking manager "dude I just took 10 hits of acid dude." - eljin on cheap blotter "this is some real good 'dro" - the last man to rip me off from last week we gonna win dis game, on my momma - some dude who reminded me of bling bling on my basketball team. we lost. let me point out that the people who say the evilest shit to me are all stoned white kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 yea man,i seen black people beat the shit out of their kids,and talk shit to them like they dont know em...one went something like this: at the bus stop..all conversation is the mom,the kid was too young to talk.. "you better sit yo little punk ass down"...."try me motherfucker,try me.." "i'll knock yo little bitch ass out" then the kid pointed to a bus passing by and made a sound like "buuuus"..."that aint our bus you dumb little motherfucker,i oughtta slap the shit out of you".."you dont know who you plain with little nigga" ahhh the bus...full of great quotes.. "that man done caught up with that fag...if you a regular man,you aint gonna catch up with no fag" "say,you worship hitler?" around y2k on the bus in boston "you take 1999,turn it upside down,it say 666 pitchfork...thats how you know the devil comin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by 2slim "say,you worship hitler?" :lol: I'm gonna have to keep an ear out for some, for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 okay okay and i agree with that racist thing comment like you point that shit out youa racist or just insecure. Anyhow, craziest thing i ever heard froma black person would have to be... and take into accoutn that i hubng out with all the black kids at my white suburban school and can walk through any ghetto in town and be down with thugs cause ima hustler bitch... here goes "did you jus call me a nigger???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted April 30, 2003 Author Share Posted April 30, 2003 hangin out with black kids at a white suburban school doesnt qualify you to be down with any thugs,potna... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by 2slim hangin out with black kids at a white suburban school doesnt qualify you to be down with any thugs,potna... they werent from the suburbs homie they were bussed in from the shit hood for demographical reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by robotripp okay okay and i agree with that racist thing comment like you point that shit out youa racist or just insecure. Anyhow, craziest thing i ever heard froma black person would have to be... and take into accoutn that i hubng out with all the black kids at my white suburban school and can walk through any ghetto in town and be down with thugs cause ima hustler bitch... here goes "did you jus call me a nigger???" that is decidedely unfunny. no points awarded... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president dog robotrip's momma's cousin's lil baby nephew's baby father on his great great great grandpa's adopted sister's son's side of the family is black... he can say 'nigga/nigger' he practically is one!!! :lol: tease, youve really said a lot of things eluding to your lack of diversity in life too. didnt you make a whole post about talking to some black guy? that was the whole story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Re: JUST KIDDING YOU FUCKING SLUTS Originally posted by mr_president craziest shit a black person told me was: "you sold me masta? why, why.... and for $100 dollars? the fuck?" :lol: oh no!!! that wasnt right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by robotripp okay okay and i agree with that racist thing comment like you point that shit out youa racist or just insecure. There really are some stupid bastards in the world. Channel Zero just gets worse and worse. This thread is bent. :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 "somebody call da police on these crackas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 "Yo, I don't mean to be pissin' on your stairs, man..." (me)"That's all right, it's biodegradable." "Yeah, yeah...bio-dee-gradable..." He was pretty drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 "yo mannn....i got these cheeeseburgers..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sE. Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by Cracked Ass "Yo, I don't mean to be pissin' on your stairs, man..." (me)"That's all right, it's biodegradable." "Yeah, yeah...bio-dee-gradable..." He was pretty drunk... ROFLMAO thas fucken hilarious:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrikLudaKids Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Some of u people need to #1. Talk to black people more #2. Not boast about "having a black or black friends" But some black people do say funny shit as does everybody else.....http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00303266f00000011.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 powder make ya hyper, make ya hyper, make ya hyper,make ya, make ya, make ya hyper ^^^ crackin niggaz jaws, runnin hoes into walls!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOZACK Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 bump. i couldn't pass this up. girl to enemy: "BITCH! YOU KNOW WHO I AM! YOU OLD WOBBLE-OUT FACE HOE! turkey eatin bitch GURL DOWN!" 8 year old around valence & magnolia: "dewayne look that man got on some coochie sneakers!!!" (meant "gucci") living in new orleans, i should be back with more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 I know you'll probably think I'm making this up, but I was at the supermarket waiting around for the juice man to bring over the 99ç lemonade, and this little girl turns to her mamma and says, "mamma, don't I look like a slave?" that def. stuck out, excuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "hey, come over here....i'm not going to stab you, or kill you...i need to ask you something" ....this happened about a month ago.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 "what kind of drugs do white boys like to take?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Me and some friends were looking for drugs downtown one day. We walked by this Jamaican guy with big dreadlocks who offered to sell us some. He siad "here, I'll give you my watch, give me the money and I'll go in and get it". So we did. Which was admittedly pretty dumb. We then noticed that the watch was in fact plastic. So we bang on the door to get our money back, to which he opens the door, sticks a gun in our face, and tells us to "get the fuck away from his house or he will blow our fucking faces off".... SHIT WAS HILARIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 sounds like fun. this, not verbatim, it was slangtastic when I heard, <span style='color:gold'> "never pass the roach back and forth with a woman, don't do it, roll up your own spliffs, that will fuck you up ººººøøøøøØØØغººº," "FIRECRACKER RIGHT IN THE PERPUºººa" </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 this is after work, 12 am.... we will call him alib alib: yo, wanna get some hoe tonite? me: eh...... *laugh my ass off* what the fuck? i dun want no crack whores alib: yo, some of them be looking ok though... they need money me: i will go home and play with 5 sisters alib: he looked at me *wtf* um... yeah that's it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Originally posted by fuckedupafro in my country we dont have black people as such, but we got aboriginals, they're like black people in america cuz they use the word nigga and shit but really they're not. and almost every day you'll hear something like this "yo dawwggg, you quolleninoo, you wanna give us a dolla dawg, fuckin kinghit you if you dun maaann, you get wolloped up that tree *burp* fuckin get back heeer you whiiite cuunnt, wheres my dolla? empty yaaw pockets, is that a phone dawg? back up maann, my boyz are around the corner man, we know where you live dawg, shhh shh.. just give me your dolla man...come on dawwg.. white cunt *burp*.." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.DUGOOD Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 craziest thing,that i was a white devil...................come on now im the reverend............be cool .peace:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ASN Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 On the bus, i had a fishing pole and a few kids say "ay yo son whats that fishin pole fo?" i said "field hockey" soooo not funny omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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