Hall of Fame

Need to get some security cameras going in here. Nothing worth stealing but I want to know where I put my lighter.

Jesus christ. Reminds me of that Flava Flav dating show.

Wide stance.

@one4hallare we talking internet beef? That's our fuckin specialty around these parts! où est le boeuf?

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@metronomehas some recently shaved vagina. That’s cool! I just got a new tax man/business advisor, quick books and a full time employee. Things are moving along. Gotta stay the course! #neverbrokeagain still a process though!

Recently Shaved Vagina?

Make room hoe america is back

Is that you? Did some one punch your nose?

You pee through your butt. No farts can be trusted.

I’m out here shining.

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through my butthole

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^I have actually done that shit before. Thankfully it wasn’t broadcast on TV in front of a bunch of people. But, it was definitely real close to being an awkward situation. I was a guest at some people that I didn’t know very wells house and they were on the balcony with their friends with one wall separating us. I was in the dudes “office” making a long distance phone call. The phone call didn’t happen since I had to hang up and jump into emergency clean up mode. Ran across the apartment to get a bunch of paper towels and smeared it up off the tile floor. Close call. Also, came home to their place twice after falling in the sewer and got black ink all over their sheets. Definitely didn’t get invited back.

I’ve pooped 12 times so far today

spotted just now, somewhere outside of greenville, pa

@NightmareOnElmStreet the illest shit about my chick is that she is all about “work smarter not harder” - so she utilizes the insta-pot and air fryer etc. She will also just bang it out on the stove top/oven too but overall she tries to make shit easy and quick. Insta-pot and air fryer are worth looking into especially making shit after work and with fam obligations. My ex-wife was dogshit - basically a take out/door dash addict and it showed. My upgrade has me on track to be a preservative free household and feed only quality shit to my seeds. Bruhs she legit swooped me up partially due to her kitchen game.

And that’s….the flavor of love.

The bullshit to dollars ratio at my job is ever heavier with the bullshit....

solved the mystery of why my mess room always kinda smells like pickles...

If you turn you poo into liquid form you can increase your poo sessions by ten fold

Splat!

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jumped into the archives I have to hand.